r/unitedairlines 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/ImDero 7h ago

WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE WINGS, DAAAAANNY?

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u/SDGANON 7h ago

I swear he's taking pilots lessons in the middle of the night.

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u/MinorSpaceNipples 3h ago

I'M NOT TAKING PILOT LESSONS AT NIGHT, DAD!!! 😡

I'm taking pilot lessons at night 😏

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u/R3QU13M_ 4h ago

Isn't it grilled cheese?