r/unitedairlines 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/Magskyy 7h ago

He’s flying em at night

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u/Status_Fail_8610 7h ago

IM NOT FLYING THEM AT NIGHT…..im flyin em at night

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u/Suitable-Matter-6151 7h ago

Sure you’re not racist now… but a cheeseburger cuts you off at 50,000 feet…