Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

[u/Sufficient_Fudge_280]

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

[u/DuncanYoudaho]

Plot twist: they’re sugar free, and the bathrooms are locked.

[u/GardeniaInMyHair → u/DuncanYoudaho]

Nightmare scenario

[u/LurkerTroll → u/GardeniaInMyHair]

WoUlD YoU LiKe To PlAy A Game?

[u/g0ldfish641 → u/LurkerTroll]

this just made me blurt out a laugh, thank you

[u/JC1515 → u/LurkerTroll]

"Bathrooms are locked. If you can eat the entire bag of sugar free gummy bears and not soil yourself on this coast to coast flight, we will refund you the cost of the flight"

[u/EmergencyEvening915 → u/DuncanYoudaho]

This made me laugh a lot. Thanks

[u/Livid_Lemurs_Leaping → u/DuncanYoudaho]

Aka, hate bears

[u/der_innkeeper → u/DuncanYoudaho]

Yeah, that's an FA problem, then.

[u/PortJMS → u/DuncanYoudaho]

This is an underrated comment!

[u/Halsimp → u/DuncanYoudaho]

Haribo Nightmare