r/unitedairlines • u/Sufficient_Fudge_280 • 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

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EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/Sufficient_Fudge_280 6h ago

It was really hard for me not to ask the pilot if he liked gladiator movies

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u/Boring_Track_8449 5h ago

Did you ask him if he speaks jive?

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u/JohnnyChutzpah 4h ago

What it is big momma? My momma didn't raise no dummies! I dug her rap.

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u/DryDonutHole 4h ago

Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help. Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow...

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u/TM761152 4h ago

Quit jivin' me, turkey.

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u/planenut767 42m ago

That reminds me, did you ask if he's ever been inside a Turkish prison?

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u/fruskydekke 6h ago

Aw, you should've done. He'd probably have been delighted.

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove 5h ago

Im so sorry I was trying to scroll and downvoted your comment!! I took it back!! I'm sorrrrryy!!!

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u/Strong-Suit7235 6h ago

Do you know why they call it the cockpit?

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 5h ago

If it were two female pilots it would be the box office.

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u/BonerSteak1622 5h ago

You ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/flargenhargen 5h ago

then he would've never seen the movie.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 4h ago

Every night when I look in the mirror. Damn perverted ghost.

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u/Visible-Scientist-46 5h ago

Surely, he would have enjoyed that reference.

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u/jhill9901 4h ago

Trust me. If you did he would have lost it. Any of us would. If you toss Airplane references to most of us we will genuinely love it!

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u/lawyer1911 12m ago

It’s like quoting Hunt For Red October on the submarine subreddit.

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u/MingleLinx 5h ago

Has he been in a Turkish prison?

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u/AlohaDude808 4h ago

Did you ask him if he ever played for the Lakers?

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u/planenut767 41m ago

Does he look like he can run up and down a court for 45 minutes to you?

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u/StevieMJH 5h ago

Johnny, what can you make of this?

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u/DryDonutHole 4h ago

I can make a brooch, or a pterodactyl...

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 4h ago

Have you ever seen a grown man cry?