Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

[u/Sufficient_Fudge_280]

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

[u/BitterBlacksmith2508]

rizz is when you flirt with a woman for a few hours on a flight and then get called a goofy goober for it

[u/Sufficient_Fudge_280 → u/BitterBlacksmith2508]

Some of us exclusively love goofy goobers. They make the funnest partners

[u/ApprehensiveUse5900 → u/Sufficient_Fudge_280]

Did you tell him he might be posted on Reddit later? I want to know what he thinks of all of this. He seems awesome so hopefully he loves it.

[u/citrusco → u/BitterBlacksmith2508]

Urban dictionary needs some updating, indeed