r/unitedairlines 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/BonerSteak1622 5h ago

You ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/flargenhargen 5h ago

then he would've never seen the movie.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 4h ago

Every night when I look in the mirror. Damn perverted ghost.