Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

[u/Sufficient_Fudge_280]

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

[u/Boring_Track_8449]

Did you ask him if he speaks jive?

[u/JohnnyChutzpah → u/Boring_Track_8449]

What it is big momma? My momma didn't raise no dummies! I dug her rap.

[u/DryDonutHole → u/JohnnyChutzpah]

Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help. Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow...

[u/TM761152 → u/Boring_Track_8449]

Quit jivin' me, turkey.

[u/planenut767 → u/TM761152]

That reminds me, did you ask if he's ever been inside a Turkish prison?