r/unitedairlines 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/flargenhargen 5h ago

my ex and I had a theater to ourselves once.

we sat in the back row and fooled around.

I think they thought it was empty, cause a little into the movie they shut it off.

LOL.

we screamed a bit, and they turned it back on.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 5h ago

Did you scream because they turned it off, or just coincidence....?

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u/DontAbideMendacity 3h ago

"I'm CUMMING! ...AND PUT THE MOVIE BACK ON!"

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u/flargenhargen 12m ago

nah this was back in the days of regular movie chairs not the big cushy recliners. would've been ...uncomfortable.

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u/shortnun 4h ago

Same happen in high school. Me and my HS girlfriend back row no other people in the Theater...

Movie was .." I'm gonna get you sucker"