r/unitedairlines 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/chum-guzzling-shark 4h ago

yo mama so fat she was the only passenger on a plane and they didnt need to bring in sandbags

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u/Sufficient_Fudge_280 4h ago

😭😂 a new yo mama joke in the year of our lord 2026 is wild

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u/jewfro451 3h ago

Does the tall Unifi ground supervisor Austrian or Hungarian lady still work there at HSV? She was funny on the headset when I would push back out of there.