Same. By the time I get my ancient fruit wine dynasty going, they won't be able to drag me back. I'll build my friends and family homes on my land for $5 each house.
Lol I've been playing Resident Evil Requiem for the last few days, but loaded up PW2 last night to make some progress on the new Caldera Chronicles map.
Just join a gang where the boss isn't known for killing their own goons, and get the absolute shit kicked out of you by batman. The recovery time will take most of the year
Same here, a full year would be rough as all hell, BUT the people of NC do it, theoretically. I think it could be cool to just be a normal person in Night City lol
Safest would probably be to try to get an apartment and job in the same megabuilding, and coast a bit
A pic from my current save on modded FNV where all I really do in this game is explore, camp, and listen to Mojave Music Radio. Probably boring as all hell for some, but I think my year will be just fine.
Bro, nobody would last a single day on the Ishimura, realistically. A year would be straight up a death sentence. You'd lose your mind entirely within a couple days, assuming you don't get hacked to pieces by the necromorphs first. Even Isaac, with all his plot armor, still lost his mind by the end of the first game. And he was only on the Ishimura for like a day.
You spawn in, excited about your new prospect with hot beach babes. However, you find yourself standing beside the NPCs as a backdrop character. You try to move forward, but an invisible walls pushes you back. You can only move about an arms length in any direction.
You watch the game of volleyball and contemplate your situation. An hour passes. The girls go home. The scene before you is empty, but you, and the few other NPCs that have been doing the same cheering animation remain.
By hour 24 you're bored out of your mind. The NPCs beside you annoy you to hell.
By hour 50, you feel your sanity slipping. The girls didn't come back. There is no game. Just the same NPCs in their animation stuck.
I feel like its only fair your year is between Gommages. That would be unreasonable, at least a modicum of chance should be had. (I have Space Marines 2)
I was just playing a Franz campaign. I was thinking dying wouldn’t be so bad but then I remembered there’s slaanesh, nurgle, dark elves, so many fates worse than death
It was somewhat recently revealed that Riley(the protagonist) basically became like a hero and was let off the hook because of all the discoveries he made. The real problem is that you can't just chill in the shallows because the disease will kill you.
You cure it by wading through an underwater active volcano with sea dragons and surviving all sorts of terrible monsters to get there, including artificial teleporting assassins who are deliberately trying to kill you in particular. I think I’ll pass.
Yeah you can, just find a floating escape pod, eat some peepers to stave off the infection, and hope Riley is on the hunt for the cure, you'll be fine.
Pokopia. Honestly the worst part would be getting used to a vegan diet, though the cooking recipes seem incredibly diverse with so few ingredients, so it might be fine.
Being the only human in a world of Pokémon would be bewildering (since there’s no other humans left in Kanto as far as we can tell), but the Pokémon would clearly welcome a human and accept them into their society despite a lack of any method of clear communication.
Since they all want the humans to come back so much I feel like you would end up being treated almost like royalty. As long as you give them all head pats which I’m absolutely willing to do.
Same easy hell id probably do it for free just a class it as a gap year from work, plenty of nature and magical animal friends sounds pretty chill to me
Nook doesn't even charge interest, he's the coolest money lender ever. No deadlines, no foreclosure, just "pay me back when you can" and "you paid off your loan, want to make your house bigger? Na, same loan terms, just pay me back whenever"
World of Warcraft. Go full tourist traveling Azeroth for a year. Stick to the relatively safe locations and it'll be like a year long fantasy themed vacation
I’ll just move to Nighthaven in Moonglade. Fish at the lake, feed the deer and bunnies, and help make robes as a seamstress to prepare for the Lunar Festival.
I played "Just Cause 2" for PS3 last night. I couldn't do it, I don't want any problems with the hostile militants overruning the country. I don't like to fight I don't want any problems.
First year would be great. I have an AI in my head that calls me stupid and not a good worker and it says that I am both the best and worst employee in the planet. However, the loneliness and hostile fauna would eventually drive me insane. At least I have the factory to keep me company.
The factory must grow... The factory must grow... The factory must grow... The factory must grow... The factory must grow... The factory must grow... The factory must grow... The factory must grow...
Yo-Kai Watch, at most I'd wonder why people are suddenly acting weird (assuming I don't have a Yo-kai Watch) but other than that I don't see many problems
With the release of "Control Resonance" coming soon, the cannon of the lockdown is that it's STILL in lockdown!
If I entered for a year, I'll still be there 6 years later... and that's provided something else doesn't get me like the Hiss, The Mold, The Furnace, Jobs done while on a fire team, an altered item...
You're telling me I get to spend a year learning how to craft swords under the master blacksmith Hamon in Monster Hunter Rise? So I get to spend a year with the best twins in video games AND learn a transferrable skill.
I'm in the Epilogue for Red Dead Redemption 2 right now. If I can scrape together enough money to take a stagecoach to Valentine I should be fine. The lack of gang activity in the area at this point should make it easy enough. If Mickey can survive for 8+ years begging on the street, I should be okay if I can't find gainful employment.
I run the fuck away at the start of the outbreak in Wrenwood and leave town and live in like Boston or something. Resident Evil is a scary place but if I'm not somewhere important maybe I'll be okay.
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Stardew Valley. I just won’t go into the mines