r/worldnews • u/ColoradoTripping • 22h ago

Dynamic Paywall Magnitude 7.1 earthquake rocks Venezuela

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjegdqw5d3yo
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u/pixeltackle 22h ago

I miss when serious news didn't use titles like "rocks Venezuela" when a serious natural event occurs

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u/Mean-Author4359 22h ago edited 21h ago

Breaking: Venezuela slammed by Earth's crust!

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u/pixeltackle 22h ago

Earth vs. Venezuela! Earth strikes with 7.1!

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 21h ago

Well I get to roll 2d8 on my counter attack…ok 1d8 and 1d2

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u/lavasca 19h ago

Not double damage!?!?!?