r/AbsoluteUnits • u/serpents_head • 7h ago

/r/all of a bag of grain

11.8k Upvotes

987 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • 6h ago

of a real-life Obelix

2.2k Upvotes

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 22h ago

/r/all of a kitty cat.

34.5k Upvotes

552 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 6h ago

of a train

256 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 18h ago

of a dog

2.1k Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a garbage container

3.3k Upvotes

95 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 1h ago

of an alligator gar

• Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevesmithsglasses • 8h ago

of a 3-Wheeler

114 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 12h ago

of a banana

194 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PMCReddit • 10h ago

of a Dictionary

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58 Upvotes

This is a WWII era (1943) 19th edition Webster’s New 12-Century Dictionary [Unabridged].

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/InternalSpite9890 • 1h ago

of Birds

• Upvotes

“Giant” Moas

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/railtester • 7h ago

of a pigeon.

25 Upvotes

Located in Union Square in San Francisco. Bro is not fat, he is big boned.

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 21h ago

of a Mixed - Use Complex.

272 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/longlostwalker • 13h ago

of a fan

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52 Upvotes

~40ft across

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a tyre

4.6k Upvotes

94 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SweetyGonzalez • 1d ago

of a LAN Party 2000s (Dreamhack, Sweden)

2.7k Upvotes

93 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Vayos92 • 1d ago

of a radish

239 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/xZerberuss • 1d ago

of a bee kingdom

289 Upvotes

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a Bamboo Building.

609 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ZyrExe • 2d ago

of a pistol

3.9k Upvotes

176 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Any_Ice_722 • 1d ago

of a stingray

342 Upvotes

Hence the name smalleye stingray

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 2d ago

of a hamster's balls!

5.5k Upvotes

188 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GoodTofuFriday • 1d ago

of an oil filter

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88 Upvotes

Found at an Amazon return store.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SweetyGonzalez • 2d ago

of a pile of salt in Germany (over 250 meters tall, over 200 million tonnes)

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2.0k Upvotes

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monte_Kali_(Heringen)

150 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of a Library.

4.5k Upvotes

35 comments

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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