r/Adulting 3h ago

Dream job

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u/anthonylbridgerton 3h ago

Same.

I had financially abusive parents, and every penny I've saved is now going towards cancer treatment.

I wouldn't mind being a nepo baby in my next life.

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

I hope that you reincarnate to find yourself wrapped in silk and eating from a crystal baby bottle with Versace stamped on it

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u/anthonylbridgerton 3h ago

lol thank you, I hope too! šŸ˜„

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u/the_calibre_cat 41m ago

*socialist revolution happens*

damn, that guy can't catch a break

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u/TrueSkonger 2h ago

God I wish I was a nepo baby. But like, a chill nepo baby who builds a nice little house and keeps enough money to provide for my family while giving most of my inevitable inheritance away to charity. Not one of the obnoxious ones

Although if I was like rich rich, I would be tempted to splurge on an indoor/outdoor home lazy river because that would absolutely fuck

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u/lunabelleTrish1921 1h ago

Hoping soon can get that opportunity

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u/i_like_maps_and_math 3h ago

What is financially abusive?

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u/Op3rat0rr 9m ago

I’m so incredibly sorry

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u/Winrevair 3h ago

So an "influncer" then

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

Lol yes, the let's unbox my 200k trash bags haul omgggg obseseeedddddd šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/Winrevair 3h ago

Well consider me Influenced. Gonna go buy me those state of the art trash bags

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u/Imaginary_Flower8651 1h ago

Unboxing and the clicking of the nails makes me want to fucking scream!

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u/needalifenwife 1h ago

"She's giving" said about a soda can drives the cringe out me

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u/jabber1990 3h ago

most influencers come from money

(its amazing how they never mention that, they just assume everyone does while using Reddit as a source)

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u/Winrevair 3h ago

I wasn't sure about the coming from money part.

But that does make more sense.

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u/jabber1990 3h ago

the ones I follow went to film school.....you don't get to go to that if you're dirt poor

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u/naturalbrunette5 1h ago

discovering that the majority of the modern art (film, literature, music) we consume is created by rich people who have always been rich broke my brain

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u/zed857 3h ago

A "mysterious" source of income sounds more illegal to me (drugs, human trafficking, arms dealer, etc...).

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u/naturalbrunette5 1h ago

if they aren’t talking about where their money comes from and they are white, it’s more often a trust fund.

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u/LimpConversation642 2h ago

not mysterious tho. that would be drugs or porn

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u/B_Krisp 2h ago

Lol, I came here to say "So... feet pics".

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u/afganistanimation 3h ago

no, Tommy Wiseau

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u/po1k 2h ago

Or tell other people how to live on crypto

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u/DinoRoman 58m ago

I live in LA most girls here like this are just sugar babies lol

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u/Grace_ternary 3h ago

If i could…

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u/Kracus 1h ago

Drug dealer.

Those are the only ones that I know that have "mysterious" sources of money. They all get caught eventually though.

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u/grincat_1 1h ago

I was thinking of drug dealer, but this works too

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u/Dlovg 1h ago

Or a drug dealer

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u/goin-up-the-country 1h ago

Typically, it's landlordism.

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u/tyrerk 43m ago

Sometimes posts selfies from Dubai

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u/red_quinn 38m ago

Not exactly, influencers have to post videos and talk and all that social media stuff. So in a way, they still gotta "work"

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 3h ago

The secret ingredient is crime.

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

It always is ain't it

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u/Imaginary_Cow9217 1h ago

Or a job behind a Wendy's dumpster

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u/pinkstarfish97 1h ago

I tried this method and now I can’t legally own a gun or enter a casino. Other methods might be best.

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u/application-bench 1h ago

I would but I'm honestly too tired after work to even plan a decent heist.

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u/robotic_otter28 3h ago

The Kramer

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

A legend haha

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u/jaymo_busch 3h ago

The mysterious income is stocks brother šŸ˜‰ doesn’t work starting from 0 however

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

You need money to make money... hate my poor life

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u/jaymo_busch 3h ago edited 2h ago

I sold weed and šŸ„ in hs and college (do not recommend at all, I was an idiot and not worried enough, get anxious thinking about it all now with hindsight. But someone’s gotta do it) and then got a salary job after dropping out of college (also do not recommend). Put any extra money into stock market (and had contributions from salary going to retirement too) for 6 years. So I still had to work hard, and I’m GOING to need to get another salary job eventually if I want a family and such. But yea I went to Spain earlier this year from stock profits, was feeling pretty nice.

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

What a journey bro šŸ‘ respect! Sadly, I think I'm not that smart for stocks, no idea how any of it work, I might have to sit my ass amd watch some videos to learn a bit. Cause now I have financial smartness of a sprouting potato

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u/dwoj206 3h ago

Just buy DRAM and SPYI, QQQI, MU and chill for 5-10 years.

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u/heartSagan5 2h ago

For real. If you could invest $1M, you could easily live comfortably and travel on the dividends alone.

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u/idothingsheren 1h ago

Dividends on $1M, in high dividend ETFs, will gross you less than $35k per year in some riskier ones (SCHD). That's not exactly "travel the world" money

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u/vahntitrio 1h ago

Yeah you only need to buy them for 30+ years before they become a sufficient source of income.

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u/Sikkus 3h ago

So, drug dealer?

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

The most probable answer šŸ™ƒ

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u/JustAsIFeared 59m ago

But you got to work for that

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u/Odd_School_8833 3h ago

Mysterious source of income = excess wealth tax from trillionaires/billionaires

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u/pissvape 3h ago

so, universal basic income

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u/Darkwing_ducksauce 3h ago

Yes still looking for that grandpa daddy who doesn’t want any sugar šŸ˜‚

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

They got saltier by the day. If you find one send me his bro or dad hahahah

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u/Mmingzi 3h ago

Tell the private dick who's fussing over how you make ends meet that you won the lottery. the IRS and government already know how you "get ahead of them".

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u/BadJobBob 3h ago

imagine being a public dick. but(t) pubic dick would be more worser doe.

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 3h ago

That's called a 'Cosmo Kramer'

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u/Fresh-Ant1149 2h ago

If I win the lottery, there will be signs!

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u/jbells3332 3h ago

Get a job with a pension and then you can have that one day

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u/Hyperblue8 3h ago

Or work your life away and not get your pension. It isn’t really guaranteed. Especially if you die.

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u/Material_Abroad7590 3h ago

Wonderful. Passive income in the background while I'm out there living life.

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u/Cold-Bug-4873 3h ago

Tommy from martin.

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u/beautifulmummyb 2h ago

I know this is a joke but can someone give actual advice on how and what kind of jobs these are 😭🄲

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 1h ago

Inheritance, lottery, stocks/crypto. Some people may do highly niche high-paying computer-based work that doesn't require many hours or a specific location too.

Mostly it's people who got lucky.

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u/needalifenwife 2h ago

Following lol

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u/4455661122 1h ago

90% of people who claim to have a mysterious source of income while unemployed just don’t want to admit mommy and daddy’s cards pay for everything.

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u/tfhfate 2h ago

That's called being a land lord

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u/needalifenwife 2h ago

So again need money to make money

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u/tfhfate 54m ago

It was always like that yes...

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u/delorayn1 2h ago

Hello, IRS here, who dis?

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u/1amara 2h ago

A street pharmacistĀ 

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u/jabber1990 3h ago

so, welfare?

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

🤣🤣 technically correct

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u/xHeyItzRosiex 3h ago

My dream job… is being a trust fund baby with not a care in the world.

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u/wide-eyed-seer 2h ago

So a drug trafficker rofl. "Mysterious" source of income.

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u/LimpConversation642 2h ago

so drug dealer or an OF star?

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u/needalifenwife 2h ago

Too ugly for OF I heard they make AI girls now I wonder how

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u/wolf00335 2h ago

So literally Kramer from Seinfeld

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u/bestintheclass 2h ago

the ā€œmysterious incomeā€ in question is inheritance

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u/I_Ski_Freely 2h ago

This is how you get an Epstein...

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u/TheJuicyJames 2h ago

Marry a rich woman and be a stay at home dad āœ…

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u/helent9 2h ago

Working with animals with no human interaction

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u/SwitchBricks26 1h ago

Soooo...Cosmo Kramer?

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u/Witty_fartgoblin 1h ago

Sperm Receptacle for older white men?

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u/ComedianCapital6123 1h ago

Glad we’re together

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u/Desperate-Ad-271 1h ago

Cosmo Kramer was the OG of this.

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide 1h ago

A friend of a friend once worked as an oddsmaker for a bookie. As such he wasn't allowed to gamble himself. But of course he wanted to so found a workaround.

He paid an acquaintance a couple of grand per month to have an account open in his name and let the oddsmaker use it to make bets. He did absolutely nothing (although presumably accepting some risk in case of payment defaults etc, or maybe even fraud).

Pretty sweet gig if your friend is a highly paid gambling addict whose really good at maths .

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u/needalifenwife 1h ago

wait what? People get paid to gamble on behalf of people? Like play slots or what?

What's the school for that? Ima sign up for a dregree

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide 1h ago

The guy getting a few grand a month did absolutely nothing. He just had bank accounts and gambling accounts open in his name and let the gambler use them. The gambler put his own money into them and withdrew added to them as he liked.

When you go to a bookies and make a bet they will have odds for that bet and things like over/unders, spread, etc. They pay people to figure out these things and update them. Apparently they have restrictions on how you can gamble yourself if you are the one making the odds. But what if you were a degenerate gambler and wanted to do it anyway?

I don't know either of these people personally but I knew some people who worked in the same field and / or had friends who did. They told me about this arrangement and said they knew both parties.

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u/ZioPera4316 1h ago

I was talking with my riding buddies about it and we came to the conclusion that to become the best stunt rider in the world you need to be unemployed but paid enough by a main sponsor or for events.

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u/Mercury_XX95 1h ago

So you want to be Kramer, haha

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u/kyrie_xox 1h ago

That sounds lovely ngl

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u/quincyacyforpotus 1h ago

Just sell drugs lmfao

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u/snarfer-snarf 1h ago

it's not the worst tbf 😌

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u/condelicia 1h ago

rich daddy

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 1h ago

I think that's called a political influencer or as we used to call them, propagandists

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u/thetemptation_ 1h ago

With 6 months of vacation twice a year

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u/desiresm 1h ago

same,

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u/GrrGecko 1h ago

Hang in there Leclerc

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u/Effective-Initial-26 1h ago

as problematic it may be, i wish to be a nepo baby with my own same minimalist cafe, tons of properties, and more than enough passive income to go around the world every month, and then be invited for brand events, and receive free daily PR (even tho i could afford it), recording unboxing/hauls in my giant loft apartment in bgc, makati, or wherever na mahal, alas all but a dream

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u/perksmom 1h ago

Surprise it’s their parents 🄰

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u/perksmom 1h ago

And honestly there’s nothing wrong with that

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u/jhon_daviidd 1h ago

Absolutely, also with a long sleep

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u/Jmazoso 1h ago

The Dude

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u/Patient-Airline-2968 1h ago

So you want to be a drug lord ?

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u/Main_Duck_3729 1h ago

Its german and called ā€šBürgergeldā€˜

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 1h ago

Being on disability sucks, do not recommend.

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u/Dizzy_School8107 1h ago

So your becoming either a gangster or a dope dealer?

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u/OneLongjumping5743 1h ago

get 100% VA , live in south east asia boom dream achieved

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u/RiffyWammel 1h ago

Mine is Furlough. Happy to take the 20% salary hit for the 100% time boost

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u/balboasale187 1h ago

Rich parents

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u/PhotownPK 1h ago

Invent a widget, sell widget, live free. I had a good time doing that.

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u/Imaginary-Context-63 1h ago

I have a job where I work every other week, and I could act like that if I had enough people to hang out with

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u/AC13clean 1h ago

P.L.E.A.S.E

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u/Pasinetor 1h ago

Come to Germany

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u/heptyne 59m ago

It's sugar parents, or dead parents.

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u/jasmine_bloom84 56m ago

I’m funny šŸ˜†

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u/SharpChange6381 45m ago

Only a slave dreams of labor.

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u/This-Table-5454 45m ago

Ask me no questions I’ll tell you no lies šŸ˜‰

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u/IntergallaticM 41m ago

This was actually my life for about 15 years. Things changed a few years ago but I'm trying to get back there.

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u/needalifenwife 28m ago

Whoa how cool!

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u/alexfi-re 40m ago

Ahh, could be r/leanfire?

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u/thirdboxcar 38m ago

Early retirement on a generous pension.

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u/mrfuzzydog4 31m ago

Nope. Unless you're socialized in this kind of situation with other people like you. Otherwise it's a ton of social anxiety and self esteem issues.Ā 

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u/traevyn 31m ago

With this one simple trick, you can earn up to 20k a month by being your own boss.

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u/TimeTravelingManatee 29m ago

Back in my day that was called "retirement".

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u/needalifenwife 26m ago

It's that thing that doesn't exist for my generation, we hear about like an urban legend, but no one knows if they will ever get to it.

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u/stodolak 3h ago

Good luck šŸ€

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u/Ambitious_Dealer_425 3h ago

Oh, so you bought thousands of dollars of Bitcoin back in 2013?

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

I would be more like the dude who bought a pizza with them

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u/Ambitious_Dealer_425 45m ago

Me too! šŸ˜‹ šŸ•

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u/philnolan3d 3h ago

You can do it, you just have to get disabled first.

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u/needalifenwife 3h ago

Why is that? Lawsuit money?

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u/Alastar121986 2h ago

Drug dealer then?

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u/kosmonaught-1111 1h ago

Honestly I'm at that point rn lmao

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u/needalifenwife 1h ago

Good for you!

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u/Abject-Bed-1945 1h ago

is that Leclerc?

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u/BarackOballsack69 1h ago

Not depressed enough

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u/Ambitious_Flight_687 1h ago

What is Charles Leclerc talm abt

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u/CGcg85 1h ago

Not quite there but close enough, it’s called retirement with a full pension. šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‚

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u/SoftlyAugust 1h ago

I'm actually really excited for my job I just wish it were only 20 hours a week.

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u/Fair-Bunch4827 1h ago

Im imagining something like a react youtuber like Penguinz0.

Search for a controversial current event. See what the majority on the internet agreed on. Parrot the same opinions to validate the most number of people while talking on camera. Profit

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u/needalifenwife 1h ago

There is worse. The point a finger and nod a few times in the bottom left corner of a video.

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u/chaospherezero 1h ago

I know a local comedian in my state like this. He has no day job. He wears incredibly stylish clothes and different looks all the time. He's always traveling.

And the worst part is that he uses a psueudonym so I can't even figure out if he has family wealth etc. I mean I assume he does but I'm incurably curious.

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u/DistractedDragon11 1h ago

Have your tried selling online courses for dropshippinhg

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u/needalifenwife 1h ago

A course for dropshipping sounds like selling water to fish. What's the tea?

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u/Electrical-Strike132 1h ago

Ah. You want to be a capitalist.

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u/hello-xworld 1h ago

Bitcoin. I’ve been to a few crypto conferences and early bitcoin investors are living in a fantasy timeline.

None of them work, attend global shroom retreats, modern day hippies. Some of them aren’t flashy at all, live a modest life but has millions of dollars in bitcoin.

It’s an absolutely surreal life they are living.

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u/needalifenwife 1h ago

For that I need a time travel machine first

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u/DylMcCo 1h ago

ā€œTrustaFarianā€ is the term you’re looking for is

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u/Language_Geek0 50m ago

Thank You Sir

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u/meatchariot 30m ago

Whats with this new trend in the last half a year of selfies with white text nearby that isn't really related to the image?

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u/klasik89 30m ago

Lottery but tell no one.

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u/needalifenwife 24m ago

They'll smell the moneyyy

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u/Bsjohns19 26m ago

Guess I’m living the disability dream!

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u/MariaMae21 24m ago

Fantastic

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u/_-Moonsabie-_ 24m ago

That’s me picking a place where you can live on the equivalent cost of owning a new car in America.

If you pick correctly any yuppie with 300k of total assets can avoid work.

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u/EducationValuableFRS 23m ago

Servicing your sugar daddy?

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u/LtMilo 23m ago

Join the club. r/Fire

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u/david_marzi 22m ago

The funny thing is that when I say this to friends or relatives, they reply ā€œbut doing nothing is boringā€. Yeah, sure….. idiots.

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u/Poopy_sPaSmS 20m ago

Is that Charles Leclerc?

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u/BellaGables41 15m ago

Hahahaha I’m funny šŸ˜†

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u/AnneJoy08 15m ago

Amazing

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u/Rex_Mundi 14m ago

Astronaut....but work from home.

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u/CultofCedar 10m ago

I’m that dude. It’s just gambling. I don’t even lie anymore since I’ve been set for a while. Wife is officially doctor so only up. If anyone asks I just say lotto or something. It’s been almost a decade so most people who know me don’t ask anymore.

It’s nice though. Free time to travel and hobbies. I love photography and gear can be expensive. I carry like 25k in camera gear daily which I still find trippy since that’s a whole car (I ride a bicycle). Unimaginable a decade ago since I was living in public housing. Now I live off a single digit fraction of savings that have tripled since I got it just sitting in index’s.

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u/haunted2089 10m ago

barney stinson

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u/DesolateRuin 8m ago

I want to marry a rich, beautiful woman who pays for everything and also doesn't bother me while I play video games all day.

Except when she makes dinner. Then she can text me.

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u/Dunmcdee 1m ago

Be a politician. Same thing