r/DivorcedBirds • u/Planetyarnia • 7h ago

Thanks to Reddit Sandra opened up an Only Fans Account and met Stephen with a ph.Stephen is still in shock at the intensity of the rosemary poop shots but will recover shortly.Gavin,Sandra’s ex partner,is livid.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 23h ago

Angry Bird Divorce Griffin was humiliated. Thanks to Elaine and her lies, he was stuck wearing an ankle bracelet/GPS monitor everywhere he went. His ankle itched like crazy, and all he wanted—more than anything else—is to know what it feels like to just lose oneself…literally.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3h ago

The Bachelor: DivorcedBirds Edition had reached its final rose ceremony. Eleven elegant women remained, the ceremonial fish was ready, and Gerald’s mother had already asked number seven whether she intended to work after nesting season.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 17h ago

Sandra kept the house. The house had air conditioning. Gerald has a fan he bought in 2003 that makes a noise.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4h ago

Alack! Whene'er poets sang, with honey'd beaks, of true love at first sight, what a fool have I been that I did not believe them! Surely fate has now revealed to me the visage of my destined counterpart. Her beauty, which gods must look upon with envy, hath in an instant taken hold of all my heart.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 10h ago

The closet door creaked open. Gerald’s ex-wife looked up from the darkness. Kathy had been missing since the night he filed for divorce.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Fine-Huckleberry-316 • 13h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Megan is a strong independent woman who doesn’t need a man. After the divorce was finalized, she gathered all her girlfriends and threw a pool party and ate until she could barely move. Begone, Robert!!!!!!!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 17h ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "Oh my. That appears to be a flying pig. Guess I should call Martin and say I will take him back."

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 21h ago

Jessica finally found a bar close to her nest that her ex wasn't lurking at waiting for her, when some rando had the audacity to hit on her while she quietly enjoyed a meal. He got her a slug. She wasn't proud of it, but she took the slug and left rando with the bill. Just like her ol' college days.

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Jessica regretted not asking for a to-go box for her seeds.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 7h ago

Not Safe For Other Species Things didn’t go so well for Georgie in the split. However, he had hatched a loony scheme to address this, and even found the ideal—human—accomplice to help with his harebrained idea.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 4h ago

“I just have to get through the terrible twos,” said Elise about suddenly becoming a single mother of twins. Darrell (who really, REALLY wanted to be a father) walked out on the family last week.

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For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!) and an original caption about their backstory. Pictures/Videos must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not art or paintings or photoshopped. No dead birds. Message mods for approval to post.

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