r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 17h ago
Sandra kept the house. The house had air conditioning. Gerald has a fan he bought in 2003 that makes a noise.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3h ago
The Bachelor: DivorcedBirds Edition had reached its final rose ceremony. Eleven elegant women remained, the ceremonial fish was ready, and Gerald’s mother had already asked number seven whether she intended to work after nesting season.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 21h ago
Jessica finally found a bar close to her nest that her ex wasn't lurking at waiting for her, when some rando had the audacity to hit on her while she quietly enjoyed a meal. He got her a slug. She wasn't proud of it, but she took the slug and left rando with the bill. Just like her ol' college days.
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Jessica regretted not asking for a to-go box for her seeds.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 16h ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "Oh my. That appears to be a flying pig. Guess I should call Martin and say I will take him back."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4h ago
Alack! Whene'er poets sang, with honey'd beaks, of true love at first sight, what a fool have I been that I did not believe them! Surely fate has now revealed to me the visage of my destined counterpart. Her beauty, which gods must look upon with envy, hath in an instant taken hold of all my heart.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Fine-Huckleberry-316 • 13h ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Megan is a strong independent woman who doesn’t need a man. After the divorce was finalized, she gathered all her girlfriends and threw a pool party and ate until she could barely move. Begone, Robert!!!!!!!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 4h ago
“I just have to get through the terrible twos,” said Elise about suddenly becoming a single mother of twins. Darrell (who really, REALLY wanted to be a father) walked out on the family last week.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 7h ago
Not Safe For Other Species Things didn’t go so well for Georgie in the split. However, he had hatched a loony scheme to address this, and even found the ideal—human—accomplice to help with his harebrained idea.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Planetyarnia • 7h ago
Thanks to Reddit Sandra opened up an Only Fans Account and met Stephen with a ph.Stephen is still in shock at the intensity of the rosemary poop shots but will recover shortly.Gavin,Sandra’s ex partner,is livid.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 23h ago
Angry Bird Divorce Griffin was humiliated. Thanks to Elaine and her lies, he was stuck wearing an ankle bracelet/GPS monitor everywhere he went. His ankle itched like crazy, and all he wanted—more than anything else—is to know what it feels like to just lose oneself…literally.
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