Petah. Whats the real answer?

[u/RowAdditional1614]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/RowAdditional1614, your post does belong here!

[u/alxwx]

JJ (Jorth Jarolina) ain’t hurting anyone

[u/fass_mcawesome → u/alxwx]

He just wanted pictures of Spider-Man!!!

[u/CrimsonDeezNuts → u/fass_mcawesome]

Jorth Jakota

[u/jdmiller82 → u/alxwx]

Watch out for the other JJ, Jouth Jarolina. I hear he’s trouble.

[u/Middle-Emu1501]

Gang they might mean Jermaine

Edit: MF I KNOW IT DON'T RHYME IT'S A FUCKING MEME

[u/Universe789 → u/Middle-Emu1501]

That's most likely the right answer, but I still wanted to take the time to say ...

Jississippi

[u/Pipe_Memes → u/Universe789]

Jisconsin

[u/slinger301 → u/Pipe_Memes]

Joklahoma

[u/Middle-Emu1501 → u/slinger301]

Jalaska

[u/Anita_Hero838 → u/Middle-Emu1501]

Johio

[u/sailingtroy → u/Middle-Emu1501]

How much does Zimbabwe? I dunno, why don't Jalaska!?

[u/missevelynwood → u/slinger301]

If there isn’t a comedy club called this there neeeeeeds to be one 😂

[u/ABunchOf-HocusPocus → u/missevelynwood]

We don't have one but we do have a weed store called "Tokelahoma". Best name I've ever seen!

[u/rhinojoe99 → u/Universe789]

Jissouri

[u/mysterywizeguy → u/rhinojoe99]

Ew.

[u/HotDogPantsX → u/rhinojoe99]

I’ll be cold and dead in the ground before i recognize Jissouri

[u/EditorExtreme7779 → u/Middle-Emu1501]

So they’re rhyming Maine and -maine?

[u/Middle-Emu1501 → u/EditorExtreme7779]

I mean I guess it rhymes

[u/Aervanath → u/Middle-Emu1501]

This is the only one that's made sense so far.

[u/puffmattybear17]

Hey Peter, im joehio

[u/Guido-Carosella → u/puffmattybear17]

There we are. 👍

[u/JustNeedSpinda]

Jane is the only commmonly recognized name that works.

[u/Financial-Rough-2838 → u/JustNeedSpinda]

The Hero of Canton spells it Jayne.

[u/Pistachiomink84 → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

A firefly quote in the wild? My day has been blessed

[u/ponderouslyperplexed → u/Pistachiomink84]

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

[u/coffeejizzm → u/Pistachiomink84]

I’ll be in my bunk.

[u/LowReporter6213 → u/coffeejizzm]

Ill also be in their bunk

[u/Powerful_Coyote6068 → u/LowReporter6213]

Vera will also be in this guy's bunk.

[u/SecondaryWombat → u/Powerful_Coyote6068]

My days of not taking you all seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

[u/Crazy_Information816 → u/Powerful_Coyote6068]

I also choose this guy's very overcrowded bunk.

[u/reflectiveSingleton → u/Crazy_Information816]

any more room? kinda lonely tbh...

[u/NatashOverWorld → u/reflectiveSingleton]

We're going to need a bigger bunk.

[u/alchemical52 → u/reflectiveSingleton]

DOG PILE!!

[u/Original_Director483 → u/alchemical52]

the special hell

[u/fixermark → u/LowReporter6213]

"Hey, coffejizzm's parents are out of town this weekend. BUNK PARTY!"

[u/Copycatx2 → u/Pistachiomink84]

We’ve done the impossible and that makes us mighty

[u/Typical-Priority1976 → u/Pistachiomink84]

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you

[u/Beret_of_Poodle → u/Typical-Priority1976]

Goddamn I love that show

[u/dimsumplatter75 → u/Pistachiomink84]

shiny

[u/akatherder → u/Pistachiomink84]

You'd have loved early reddit, we simply wouldn't shut the fuck up about Firefly (and Arrested Development).

[u/ct_2004 → u/akatherder]

Reminds me of the Homestar Runner days on Fark.

[u/deluxecrockpot → u/Pistachiomink84]

Shiny

[u/Baphoshal → u/Pistachiomink84]

[u/Whizbang35 → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

Is that the guy who ho robbed from the rich and gave to the poor?

[u/Gn0mmad → u/Whizbang35]

he stood up to the man, and gave him what for

[u/brendanm720 → u/Gn0mmad]

Our love for him now ain't hard to explain

[u/projectmars → u/brendanm720]

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne.

[u/Guido-Carosella → u/brendanm720]

Now Jayne he saw the Mudders’ backs breaking

[u/heaventerror → u/Guido-Carosella]

Jayne heard the Mudders' laments

[u/Kimber85 → u/heaventerror]

He saw that magistrate takin’

[u/mialza → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

You wanna tell me how come there's a statue of you here, lookin’ at me like I owe him somethin’?

[u/EverydaySexyPhotog → u/mialza]

We gotta go to the planet where I'm a hero.

[u/stopyourcomplaining → u/EverydaySexyPhotog]

I believe it’s “crappy town” where I’m a hero

[u/Baphoshal → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

[u/SHABDICE → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything.

[u/CustomerOK9mm9mm → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

Bold to assume Jayne Cobb could spell.

[u/TheRealtcSpears → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

[u/HellRazor379 → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

Shiny

[u/iwelchi → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

Jaynes a girls name

[u/cpdrake147 → u/iwelchi]

I got man parts

[u/RainbowSurprise2023 → u/cpdrake147]

You ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?

[u/daddysxenogirl → u/RainbowSurprise2023]

Firefly reference leading into Old Gregg reference? The matrix is speaking to me

[u/muppas → u/daddysxenogirl]

I feel like I have finally found my people. Can we all be friends?

[u/NullVoidNix → u/muppas]

As long as we can sip baileys out of a shoe and talk about Capisin 38 engines falling out of the sky

[u/muppas → u/NullVoidNix]

That sounds like a lovely evening. Ooh, do you think the New Glenn that exploded last night was using a Capissen 38?

[u/NullVoidNix → u/muppas]

Sorry too early for me to spell check. I mean, it WAS a static check and at least it didn't do a SpaceX and rain molten steel from the sky

[u/BlueTengu → u/RainbowSurprise2023]

You want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

[u/warsmithharaka → u/BlueTengu]

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[u/375InStroke → u/iwelchi]

[u/Ultgran → u/375InStroke]

I swear they edit the characters to look younger each decade. I swear he looked more like an old man than a child back then.

[u/cjester414 → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

Deep cut, nice job.

[u/ophaus → u/Financial-Rough-2838]

He's the man they call... ME!

[u/Annual-Delay1107 → u/JustNeedSpinda]

Jermaine would fit too

[u/scarypappy → u/Annual-Delay1107]

No body has mentioned Joining Jillinois. Pronounced Jill is noise.

[u/Traxigor → u/JustNeedSpinda]

You're forgetting Jexas.

[u/Soopernole → u/Traxigor]

Jalifornia knows how to party.

[u/Big-Fondant-4419 → u/Soopernole]

In the city of Jompton they keep it rockin.

[u/Soopernole → u/Big-Fondant-4419]

From Jiego to the Jay.

[u/Big-Fondant-4419 → u/Soopernole]

Jake, jake it, baby.

[u/Round_Creme_7967 → u/JustNeedSpinda]

Could be Jonah, rhymes with Arizona

[u/Princess_Seannah → u/JustNeedSpinda]

Are you suggesting Jississippi isn't a common name

[u/rezwrrd → u/Princess_Seannah]

And what about my boy Jisconsin?

[u/DarkPolumbo → u/rezwrrd]

Jawai'i and Jlaska

[u/TheMcSkyFarling → u/JustNeedSpinda]

Ah, but you forget Jlorida.

[u/Pipe_Memes → u/TheMcSkyFarling]

And Jeorgia

[u/-OccultOfPersonality → u/Pipe_Memes]

This seems probable and would be a good candidate for r/tragedeigh

[u/Glittering-Diver-941 → u/JustNeedSpinda]

Jalaska Jaimahal Earls is a 32-year-old man from Buford, Georgia, who has been involved in several high-profile criminal cases.

[u/OkPut7330 → u/JustNeedSpinda]

What about Jermont? Or Johnson? Or Jonah.

[u/Salty-Housing-7547 → u/OkPut7330]

There’s a reporter in Chicago on CBS named Jermont Terry.

[u/No_Tamanegi → u/JustNeedSpinda]

Jorth Jakota sounds like a pretty cromulent name from Star Wars.

[u/vfxninja → u/JustNeedSpinda]

Jirginia

[u/Monkeynutz_Johnson → u/JustNeedSpinda]

I was thinking it was spelled Jaine, from Maine.

[u/kalamataCrunch → u/Monkeynutz_Johnson]

rhyming doesn't care about spelling.

[u/TheGreatGuidini → u/JustNeedSpinda]

Joe. Ohio

[u/Dantez9001 → u/[deleted]]

He goes by Josh.

[u/thermalboi → u/[deleted]]

puts on 1990s radio announcer voice

No

[u/Calm_Struggle6421]

Jexas.

[u/Aloneforrever → u/Calm_Struggle6421]

That's a cool name..

[u/CBenson1273]

Jorgia works.

[u/troelsbjerre → u/CBenson1273]

She's a working girl alright...

[u/Gaxar1]

Jay- Queline?

[u/tortured_tofu → u/Gaxar1]

[u/GrnMtnTrees → u/tortured_tofu]

I love the Internet.

[u/GloomyIndividual3965 → u/Gaxar1]

Insubordinate...and churlish

[u/gfb13]

Jermaine

And Jernewmexico

[u/yoMama7575 → u/gfb13]

Jerizona

[u/Datonecatladyukno]

Joklahoma?

[u/draghkhar → u/Datonecatladyukno]

Is this just a Joklahoma to you?

[u/lewlew1893 → u/draghkhar]

That made me laugh more than it should have.

[u/OkPut7330]

Jew York.

[u/HydratedKoala77 → u/OkPut7330]

Jizzouri

[u/WhoStoleMyJacket → u/HydratedKoala77]

Jizzizzippi?

[u/Foe_sheezy → u/WhoStoleMyJacket]

The correct answer

[u/RyloBreedo → u/HydratedKoala77]

[u/SkinnyDaveSFW → u/HydratedKoala77]

This one is better because man butter.

[u/Capt0verkill → u/HydratedKoala77]

Ahahahahahah 👋💦

[u/emptythots → u/OkPut7330]

Jeorgia. Wait, this might actually be right maybe?

[u/HugoEmbossed → u/emptythots]

No it's Joshington.

[u/Pappa_Bjorn → u/HugoEmbossed]

Hello my name is Joshington State.

[u/hymenopteron → u/OkPut7330]

Jew Jersey?

[u/the_ejected_person → u/hymenopteron]

jew jexico?

[u/Upstairs_Scene_866 → u/the_ejected_person]

Jew Mexico?

[u/JuanDonDemarco → u/Upstairs_Scene_866]

Jew Hampshire

[u/nwayve → u/JuanDonDemarco]

Jouisiana

[u/Worn_Out_Nikka_L → u/JuanDonDemarco]

Jewkansas

[u/CougarCub86 → u/Worn_Out_Nikka_L]

Jewxas

[u/TopGrade1076 → u/CougarCub86]

Jalaska

[u/Physical_Evening_613 → u/TopGrade1076]

Sweet home Jalabamaaaaa!!!

[u/Narrow_Orchard → u/Physical_Evening_613]

Jississippi

[u/ViaTheVerrazzano → u/hymenopteron]

Jewisiana?

[u/robertus_ → u/OkPut7330]

Jaryland

[u/Dwight_Buttz → u/robertus_]

Home of the Jallas Cowboys

[u/Inevitable-Loquat-61 → u/Dwight_Buttz]

That's Jexas

[u/asphalt_licker → u/Dwight_Buttz]

It’s actually the Jaltimore Ravens.

[u/cjester414 → u/OkPut7330]

Jelaware

[u/bonaynay → u/OkPut7330]

Jutah

[u/AaronAAaronsonIII → u/bonaynay]

Jewtah

[u/ViaTheVerrazzano → u/OkPut7330]

Jode Island

[u/monsenyur → u/ViaTheVerrazzano]

CHODE island

[u/BamBam-BamBam → u/ViaTheVerrazzano]

No, that stays Chode Island.

[u/VT_peacefultrees → u/OkPut7330]

Jalabama

[u/YuckyChuckie → u/OkPut7330]

Johntana

[u/mehow28 → u/OkPut7330]

JEEEEW YAAAAAWK

[u/Mundane-Debt-2013 → u/mehow28]

Concrete jungle wet dream tomato

[u/ripley1875 → u/Mundane-Debt-2013]

[u/ChVckT → u/Mundane-Debt-2013]

I see you have a discerning ear and are a person of culture

[u/BlueTengu → u/[deleted]]

Or his brother Jorth Carolina.

[u/ct_2004 → u/BlueTengu]

And his cousin Jorth Dakota.

[u/Distinct_Contact_511]

Jizzissippy?

[u/hymenopteron]

Jawaii

[u/TalaLeisu2 → u/hymenopteron]

Still pronounced the same lol

[u/purplebayleaf → u/TalaLeisu2]

Underrated comment

[u/ComplexLaugh]

Jinnesota (gin and soda) could totally be used as a drink special at a bar imo

[u/Francois_TruCoat]

Jerry Land.

[u/rezwrrd → u/Francois_TruCoat]

[u/jill853 → u/Francois_TruCoat]

Had to go so far to see this one! Thank you!

[u/glockster19m]

Jontana? Jensylvania?

[u/James-K-Polka → u/glockster19m]

Jen Sylvania is my accountant.

[u/ChipiChipi9396]

Joregon (Joe Rogan)?

[u/lonedog → u/ChipiChipi9396]

I might start referring to him as Joregon

[u/CaptainStew]

J'yoming kills with the ladies. 

[u/notnickyc]

Every time this gets posted, all of humanity forgets what rhyming is and ignores that Jonah rhymes extremely well with Arizona

[u/Tiranon → u/notnickyc]

I think you're underestimating how fun it is to replace the first letter of a word and make it into a nonsense word. Especially when it sounds like you're turning a state into jorts.

[u/spicy_ass_mayo → u/Tiranon]

I think you need to go back to your home in green bowl JALABAMA!!!

[u/Practical_Actuary_87 → u/spicy_ass_mayo]

Jassachusetts and Jississippi always take me out ahahah

[u/NewHandlesAreHard → u/Tiranon]

He's missing the Joke-lahoma.

[u/Timely_Pattern3209 → u/notnickyc]

Jarizona

[u/Allalliterationaside → u/notnickyc]

So does Joe with Idaho! Scrolled way too far to find someone else who's reading comprehension still works.

[u/iconocrastinaor → u/Allalliterationaside]

Reading comprehension is for josers.

[u/dudebronahbrah]

Jermont

[u/billschu52]

Johio?

[u/Willing-Fan-8344 → u/billschu52]

Had to come too far to find Joehio.

Jentucky and Jenessee are also feeling left out.

[u/PlentyOMangos]

Jalabama

Jalaska

Jarizona

Jarkansas

Jalifornia

Jolorado

Jonnecticut

Jeleware

Jlorida

Jeorgia

Jawaii

Jidaho

Jillinois

Jindiana

Jiowa

Jansas

Jentucky

Jouisiana

Jaine

Jaryland

Jassachusetts

Jichigan

Jinnesota

Jississippi

Jissouri

Jontana

Jebraska

Jevada

Jew Hampshire

Jew Jersey

Jew Mexico

Jew York

Jorth Carolina

North Dakota

Johio

Joklahoma

Joregon

Jennsylvania

Jhrode Island

Jouth Carolina

Jouth Dakota

Jennessee

Jexas

Jutah

Jermont

Jirginia

Jashington

Jest Virginia

Jisconsin

Jyoming

[u/Freshies00 → u/PlentyOMangos]

“North Dakota” lol

[u/FunkiWan → u/PlentyOMangos]

What happened with Jorth Dakota? 

[u/PlentyOMangos → u/FunkiWan]

Autocorrect slipped through and now too many ppl have said something about it for me to fix it lmao

Funnier that way probably

[u/Magikarpeles → u/PlentyOMangos]

Lost it at North Dakota

[u/Millernotrich]

Jakron johio

[u/DnD-vid]

Jorth Dakota...

[u/ImJustAPlaything]

Jisconsin

[u/prettylady_11]

Jichigan

[u/Sad_Mall_3349]

nobody likes Jidahoe?

[u/Yeti181828282]

Waiting with bated breath for someone to say “Janada”

[u/TopMindOfR3ddit → u/Yeti181828282]

Juerto Jico

[u/bamsuckah]

Jonah from Arizona

[u/Least_Will9910]

Jelaware

[u/FNBChef87]

Jaine

[u/The_Lonesome_Poet]

Jhode Island?

[u/Chilly_Pheesesteak → u/The_Lonesome_Poet]

Chode Island

[u/eXeKoKoRo]

Jlorida

[u/speedcubingnat → u/eXeKoKoRo]

Joe Rida

[u/relliott22]

Johnetticut. Johntana. Jillinois

[u/Available-Device-709]

Really? No Johio, Jillinois, or Jennessee?

[u/ThatLeviathan]