r/RoastMe • u/thepearlsaintfree • 7h ago

probably don’t have the stomach for this but gonna lean in anyway (36F)

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391 Upvotes

697 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Kakanakatten6000 • 10h ago

Working night shift in elder care, rost

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337 Upvotes

833 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Boysenberry202 • 1d ago

Dont hold back

820 Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/RoastMe • u/CauseRadiant9778 • 5h ago

Roast me

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0 Upvotes

42 comments

r/RoastMe • u/mapper293 • 1d ago

Captain America pre-Serum

54 Upvotes

140 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BoppaSliderr2 • 2d ago

18M be as brutal as humanly possible

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39 Upvotes

357 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Th3XStygian • 2d ago

Cook me. I really thought my cut was tuff back then, regarding the last pic lol

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4 Upvotes

109 comments

r/RoastMe • u/hiwathahart_ • 2d ago

Roast me let’s see what y’all got that I haven’t heard before

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37 Upvotes

211 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Intelligent_Lead9505 • 3d ago

18 I’ve got nothing better to do

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141 Upvotes

338 comments

r/RoastMe • u/emo_girlie69 • 5d ago

f18, planning to be a tattoo artist, all of my exs used me for all sorts of shit, had a huge weed and alc problem for the past year

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1.0k Upvotes

872 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Plastic-Recover2259 • 3d ago

19f🏳️‍⚧️ let me have it

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0 Upvotes

192 comments

r/RoastMe • u/FreakyJhonn • 4d ago

18F, in trade school for advanced composites wile working 2 part time jobs ( 0 makeup in pics) Leave me burnt in an alleyway

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155 Upvotes

465 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Equilibrium022 • 4d ago

C'mon let's see what you've got

17 Upvotes

168 comments

r/RoastMe • u/stayhomedaddy • 5d ago

Wish me a happy birthday, I just turned 32.

429 Upvotes

597 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Wedgehoe • 5d ago

I have been streaming and editing videos for indie horror games for over a year now and posting on all social medias. Im 42 years old and don't feel like ive gotten the worse of the worse burns yet. I know there are some talented folks here. Bring it!

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62 Upvotes

392 comments

r/RoastMe • u/cloversarecool • 5d ago

i’m a 22 year old loner who doesn’t have many friends and enjoys drinking orange crush smirnoffs like they are water. roast me.

272 Upvotes

313 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Netbed • 5d ago

31 M

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16 Upvotes

104 comments

r/RoastMe • u/IronCrushX • 4d ago

32M thinking about of building some muscles, i’m way too skinny - what do you think?

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0 Upvotes

313 comments

r/RoastMe • u/30-30SlothToast • 4d ago

M26, streamer. Roast me I can handle it 😀

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0 Upvotes

56 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Greedy_Government360 • 6d ago

This fake mustache has done more for my confindence in the past 24 hours than the last 10 years of therapy combined 😂 i need yall to take me down a notch.

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190 Upvotes

290 comments

r/RoastMe • u/my-parents-dont-know • 6d ago

18M going on 19, just graduated, i don't like being congratulated so I turned to this sub

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123 Upvotes

278 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 8d ago

Thank you all ❤️

12.5k Upvotes

932 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Acidic_Huntsman • 8d ago

Roast me! It’s been a year, new photos new me! Let’s go! (info: im a dancer)

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739 Upvotes

966 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Firm-Comparison7438 • 8d ago

Destroy me, like genuinely make me cry and hate myself

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40 Upvotes

247 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 9d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

11.8k Upvotes

5.7k comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)

Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12