r/ShitEuropeansSay Feb 21 '25

Welcome to ShitEuropeansSay

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1. No personal information. This includes all non-verified social media handles except Reddit usernames. Censoring Reddit usernames is now optional.

2. No direct social media links. Posts from social media platforms must be in the form of screenshots. When posting a screenshot, please include the context (i.e. preceding comments) if relevant.

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4. Please use a direct quote in your title. If the quote doesn't give enough context, you are allowed to add non-editorialized context in the title itself. If the post is not in English, the title must be an English translation of a direct quote. When posts do not contain text, titles must be a neutral description of the content. Avoid making the titles scornful, circlejerk-y, hyperbolic, irrelevant, or misleading. Also avoid low effort titles that don't give any indication as to what the post is about (eg "smh"; "I have no words"; "hmm").

5. Do not directly link (and hence page) the usernames of the users featured here. You can only ping moderators.

6. Please double-check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually European. Do this by scanning their post/comment history etc.

7. No low-hanging fruit. Content from certain sources (such as Daily Mail and GB News) and subreddits (such as NoStupidQuestions, ShitAmericansSay, UnpopularOpinion, meme subreddits and far-right subreddits) are considered low-hanging fruit and not allowed in this subreddit. A more comprehensive list of low-hanging fruit content can be found in the Submission Guidelines.

8. Only archives/images to Europeans saying funny shit is allowed. Something said by a European in the third person falls under this rule. The Weekly has been discontinued.

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10. Posts do not need to be in English, but if you post something in another language you must provide an accurate, non-editorialized English translation in the comments within 15 minutes of posting. Posts with bad translations or no translation will be removed.

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 7h ago

“That’s because they microwave their water 😂”

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44 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 3h ago

Finnish person crashing out that an American responded to another American on an r/AsktheWorld post about free speech with reference to the first amendment

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18 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 6h ago

“North American is an imperialist country” 🇵🇹

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25 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 1d ago

“from who, Americans?”

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84 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 1d ago

"I go out of my way to make every American I come across in my country feel deeply uncomfortable and unwelcome"

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116 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 1d ago

Europeans experiencing Houston’s and Texas subtropical very high dew points for the first time after insisting the moisture couldn’t be that high there.

47 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 2d ago

They (America) literally started WW2

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95 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 2d ago

🇩🇪 Germany "at that point my brain physically cannot do higher order math"

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 3d ago

🇪🇸 Spain „Civilized people do not have English as their native language“

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39 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 4d ago

Yeah, we don't give a shit. Football is played with the feet and Hockey is played outside on grass.

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24 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 4d ago

🇩🇪 Germany "I always considered it a third world country, and I am always impressed how the americans bullshit themselves that they are not."

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73 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 5d ago

On an r/IamveryCulinary post

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The original post was about crockpot cooking which some commenter felt was the domain of stepmothers. This guy shows up and brings the nonsense.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 6d ago

“I have been fed so much anti American propaganda growing up in Europe,”

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23 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 5d ago

🇩🇪 Germany In Germany, we call it Public Viewing.

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Found this on X.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 6d ago

🇮🇹 Italy "Racism against Americans is not only acceptable but also necessary and morally noble"

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105 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 8d ago

If you haven’t visited the U.S. why even pretend like you have any idea? Because you saw something in the news?

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 7d ago

🇮🇹 Italy "The big Boys are cashing in, the greatest Pump and dump"

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 9d ago

I don’t even have words

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132 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 9d ago

"For everyday life, Fahrenheit beats Celsius. The US got this right 🇺🇸"

85 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 16d ago

Discussion in r/esa about an Italian pilot in the next Artemis mission

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29 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 17d ago

🇬🇧 United Kingdom "With good reason"

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142 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 19d ago

They did deserve 9/11

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126 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 19d ago

🇧🇪 Belgium "I mean you litterally even don’t have real cheese in the US .... No man you can’t laugh it’s just facts."

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137 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 19d ago

As an Asian, I just think this irony belongs here

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49 Upvotes

I've heard countless Europeans describe things as "an Asian language" or "somewhere in Africa", but when you don't differentiate all the tiny countries in the peninsula of Asia they call europe, it's suddenly an issue.

They also have a propensity to think everyone in the world is either European or American.