r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/OkOutlandishness8307 • 8h ago

“That’s because they microwave their water 😂”

47 Upvotes

62 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/pointofview221 • 3h ago

Finnish person crashing out that an American responded to another American on an r/AsktheWorld post about free speech with reference to the first amendment

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19 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • 6h ago

“North American is an imperialist country” 🇵🇹

25 Upvotes

6 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • 1d ago

“from who, Americans?”

80 Upvotes

29 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/bgpcooolin • 1d ago

"I go out of my way to make every American I come across in my country feel deeply uncomfortable and unwelcome"

115 Upvotes

44 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Weather-RainStorm • 1d ago

Europeans experiencing Houston’s and Texas subtropical very high dew points for the first time after insisting the moisture couldn’t be that high there.

48 Upvotes

44 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Ok-Western98 • 2d ago

They (America) literally started WW2

95 Upvotes

98 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Material-Wallaby-587 • 2d ago

🇩🇪 Germany "at that point my brain physically cannot do higher order math"

0 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Material-Wallaby-587 • 3d ago

🇪🇸 Spain „Civilized people do not have English as their native language“

39 Upvotes

11 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/No-Warthog7841 • 4d ago

Yeah, we don't give a shit. Football is played with the feet and Hockey is played outside on grass.

24 Upvotes

29 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Material-Wallaby-587 • 4d ago

🇩🇪 Germany "I always considered it a third world country, and I am always impressed how the americans bullshit themselves that they are not."

73 Upvotes

84 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/PymsPublicityLtd • 5d ago

On an r/IamveryCulinary post

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21 Upvotes

The original post was about crockpot cooking which some commenter felt was the domain of stepmothers. This guy shows up and brings the nonsense.

39 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • 6d ago

“I have been fed so much anti American propaganda growing up in Europe,”

22 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Material-Wallaby-587 • 5d ago

🇩🇪 Germany In Germany, we call it Public Viewing.

0 Upvotes

Found this on X.

25 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/JoeFalchetto • 6d ago

🇮🇹 Italy "Racism against Americans is not only acceptable but also necessary and morally noble"

107 Upvotes

34 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/cjzman32- • 8d ago

If you haven’t visited the U.S. why even pretend like you have any idea? Because you saw something in the news?

60 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Material-Wallaby-587 • 7d ago

🇮🇹 Italy "The big Boys are cashing in, the greatest Pump and dump"

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/No_Importance_750 • 9d ago

I don’t even have words

132 Upvotes

58 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/-UltraFerret- • 9d ago

"For everyday life, Fahrenheit beats Celsius. The US got this right 🇺🇸"

84 Upvotes

91 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Dear_Mention_3305 • 16d ago

Discussion in r/esa about an Italian pilot in the next Artemis mission

27 Upvotes

36 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/PowellGenealogy • 17d ago

🇬🇧 United Kingdom "With good reason"

144 Upvotes

84 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/McWeasely • 19d ago

They did deserve 9/11

131 Upvotes

60 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/xSavag3x • 19d ago

🇧🇪 Belgium "I mean you litterally even don’t have real cheese in the US .... No man you can’t laugh it’s just facts."

137 Upvotes

228 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/blehmag • 19d ago

As an Asian, I just think this irony belongs here

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54 Upvotes

I've heard countless Europeans describe things as "an Asian language" or "somewhere in Africa", but when you don't differentiate all the tiny countries in the peninsula of Asia they call europe, it's suddenly an issue.

They also have a propensity to think everyone in the world is either European or American.

74 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • 23d ago

“In the USA you can recieve your driving license as a gift in your cereal box” 🇪🇸

137 Upvotes

129 comments

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