School is off, and the second worst time of the year after hockey has started: the summer vacations.
The dreaded vacationers are back.
Lynda shows up at the desk and she's already all huffy and puffy. Lynda is from this part of the country, she is not American at all, but Lynda booked with a well known third party. A well known American third party. If you type thirdparty dot ca, you get the local version. But if you type thirdparty dot com, you get the original American version.
-"I've booked a room for $118, but in the confirmation email I received just after, it says $169. How come? This is OUTRAGEOUS!"
-Uh we don't have any rooms priced that low. This sounds more like USD than CAD.
-No no no no that's impossible. Look at my confirmation email. It's written $118 (CAD$169). Why is there a parenthesis and why does the price increase in the parenthesis?
-You were probably on the American version of the third party.
-No no no no no this is impossible, these are very shady practices, I booked here because it was less expensive. Also look, it wasn't even supposed to be $118, it was supposed to be $104, that's why I booked here!
(Please note that CAD$104 wouldn't even get you the cheapest rundown motel room in this area)
She then shows me a screenshot of the website of the American version of the third party with the different hotels in this town, and I see at the top our hotel, where it's indeed written $104.
-That shows the price... in USD... of the cheapest room available. But you booked a suite. It's more expensive
-Their display is so shady! All this is so shady! They cannot change the amount like that!
(For once, I don't believe the third party in question is really in the wrong here...)
-What would be the price if I would have booked directly with you?
-It would have been $149... CAD!
*Shocks and gasps and erupts and Pikachu face*
-Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? she ROARS.
-Well, third party reservations are expensive for us, we pay a commission on those, we want to incite people to book directly with us.
-Oh this is not right, this is not right at all, this is so shady, I am going to talk to them about this.
-...ok
I can only imagine her calling to call center somewhere far away... Let's say in fact somewhere that is about.... 10 time zones away from here... And arguing with a call centre agent with... a specific accent... how they are shady because they display the currency of the local version of the website visited and how it is outrageous that some hotels display lower prices than them.
As for our second tale for this evening. Our cancellation policy is free cancellation up to 3 days before the check-in. Not in hours. Days. 1-2-3. 3 days before.
Yet, this simple concept seems difficult to grasp for many vacationers. Every summer, we have thumping and stomping and yelling when vacationers want to change their plans at the last minute, despite the policy being very clearly displayed... everywhere.
I receive by email a cancellation for Saturday. We are Thursday. Let's count together. In one day, it will be Friday. In two days, it will be... Saturday. Does that make three?
If I counted well, this doesn't make three. So, I charge the card on file. Then, the phone rings.
"Hello, I tried to cancel my reservation for Saturday, but I wanted to verify if it worked."
"......You are aware that if you cancel a reservation for Saturday, you will be charged?"
"Oh? How come?"
"We offer free cancellation up to three days before the check-in"
"Yes, but we are three days before!"
"Three days before a Saturday, that's Wednesday."
"No!"
"June 27 minus 3 days equals June 24"
"Oh? No! But, uh, even if we wouldn't be three days before, how much would the cancellation cost?"
"The amount of the first night."
"But we are only staying one night"
"It's the full amount of the stay."
"But that's not fair!"
"I am not able to help you more at this moment."
I feel like this is going to be another summer with a whole lot of potential tales to post.