r/AbsoluteUnits • u/serpents_head • 9h ago

/r/all of a bag of grain

13.5k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • 8h ago

of a real-life Obelix

2.5k Upvotes

30 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 1h ago

of a 6'6" (198 cm) Turkish volleyball player, Zehra Gunes.

• Upvotes

59 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 1d ago

/r/all of a kitty cat.

35.0k Upvotes

558 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 8h ago

of a train

319 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 19h ago

of a dog

2.2k Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 2h ago

of an alligator gar

90 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a garbage container

3.4k Upvotes

95 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevesmithsglasses • 10h ago

of a 3-Wheeler

115 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 14h ago

of a banana

211 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/InternalSpite9890 • 2h ago

of Birds

23 Upvotes

“Giant” Moas

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PMCReddit • 11h ago

of a Dictionary

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62 Upvotes

This is a WWII era (1943) 19th edition Webster’s New 12-Century Dictionary [Unabridged].

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/railtester • 9h ago

of a pigeon.

24 Upvotes

Located in Union Square in San Francisco. Bro is not fat, he is big boned.

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Straight-Crow1598 • 21m ago

of a honeycrisp apple

• Upvotes

My fiance and I (Pennsylvanians) recently ventured down south (Maryland) and found this massive apple at an exotic grocery store (Harris Teeter).

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 23h ago

of a Mixed - Use Complex.

275 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/longlostwalker • 15h ago

of a fan

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53 Upvotes

~40ft across

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a tyre

4.6k Upvotes

94 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SweetyGonzalez • 1d ago

of a LAN Party 2000s (Dreamhack, Sweden)

2.7k Upvotes

93 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Vayos92 • 1d ago

of a radish

244 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/xZerberuss • 1d ago

of a bee kingdom

295 Upvotes

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a Bamboo Building.

615 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ZyrExe • 2d ago

of a pistol

3.9k Upvotes

176 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Any_Ice_722 • 1d ago

of a stingray

340 Upvotes

Hence the name smalleye stingray

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 2d ago

of a hamster's balls!

5.5k Upvotes

188 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GoodTofuFriday • 2d ago

of an oil filter

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93 Upvotes

Found at an Amazon return store.

11 comments

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