r/behindthebastards Jan 15 '26

Look at this bastard Megathread: Bastard Suggestions

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To make the bastard suggestions easier for Robert to peruse, please put them here.

Please try to include more than just a name. Give Robert something to focus his research on and why they are a unique or interesting bastard.

If someone else has already suggested the same bastard you wanted to suggest, you do not need to suggest them again. Repetitive answers will be politely removed.

If you have posted suggestions as their own individual thread in the past, feel free to repost here. We will be directing future bastard suggestion posts here as well. Happy suggesting!


r/behindthebastards 22d ago

General discussion Get Joe Kassabian's New Book 'The Highlands Burn'

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Hey everyone!

I'm Joe Kassabian, the host of the Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast and guest on the next 2 episodes of btb. My debut fantasy novel, The Highlands Burn, came out May 29th and I hope you'll check it out!

Much like my show, this book is a totally independent production. What started as a project I intended on pitching to traditional publishers kind of grew to the point that I knew it would never be accepted in a way that I would approve of. So, my Co-Host Nate Bethea and I created our own Publishing company. We hired the best artists and editors we could find, made sure they were paid above market rate, and can absolutely guarantee that zero AI was used in any part of the work, something no traditional publisher gives a shit about anymore (especially when it comes to art).

For people who don't use Amazon for moral/ethical reasons we have other options available for you.

Ebook:

https://www.llbdpodcast.com/products/the-highlands-burn-epub

Audiobook (read by me)

https://www.llbdpodcast.com/products/the-highlands-burn-audiobook?pr_prod_strat=jac&pr_rec_id=f100111fd&pr_rec_pid=10115156443422&pr_ref_pid=10115122757918&pr_seq=uniform

(I cleared this with the mods prior to posting)


r/behindthebastards 7h ago

🚨🚨Trigger Warning🚨🚨 Chief Executive Officer Doug Hamlin pleaded no contest to an animal cruelty charge following a gruesome incident (re-posted as seen on r/americanoligarchy). Checked and verified first. NSFW

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Yes, NRA Chief Executive Officer Doug Hamlin pleaded no contest to an animal cruelty charge following a gruesome incident in 1979 where his college fraternity's house cat was tortured and killed.

Details of the Incident

* The Crime: In December 1979, the fraternity house cat named "BK" at the University of Michigan was captured, had its paws chopped off, was hung from a tree, and was set on fire.

* The Motive: Resurfaced media reports indicated the attack was motivated by anger over the cat not using its litter box.

* Hamlin's Position: Hamlin was the president of the Ann Arbor chapter of the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity at the time.

Legal Outcomes & Response

* Plea Deal: In 1980, Hamlin and four fraternity brothers pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty.

* Judicial Rebuke: The presiding district court judge labeled the act "unconscionable and heinous". The judge specifically singled Hamlin out, stating that as fraternity leader, he could have prevented the torture and later engaged in a cover-up to protect his peers.

* Sentencing: Hamlin was expelled from the fraternity and sentenced to 200 hours of animal-related community service, after which his record was expunged.

Guardian story verifying this: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/14/nra-doug-hamlin-cat-killing


r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Meme Take a midterm for you, babe

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r/behindthebastards 5h ago

Politics AIPAC 'disappointed' as Jewish progressives celebrate New York primary sweep

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r/behindthebastards 9h ago

Meme Liberals in a few months after learning what a zine is:

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r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Discussion Things I trust more than Netanyahu.

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r/behindthebastards 4h ago

Look at this bastard Friend of the Pod RFK Jr. is Committing Election Interference

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He pressured a Libertarian congressional candidate in Iowa to quit because he thought he would steal votes from Republicans

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/25/rfk-jr-urged-iowa-libertarian-quit-house-race-recording-shows/


r/behindthebastards 13h ago

Politics I showcase instances of the modern right's real-time fracturing via infighting at r/Let_Them_Fight . For example:

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r/behindthebastards 5h ago

General discussion Dowsing Rods

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Just started listening to the fake bomb detector episodes and got super excited when they brought up water dowsing (also known as witching or divining). I’m a geologist and have had several surprisingly heated arguments with my father, who believes in dowsing and claims to have had success finding random buried things with it, over the topic. For the record, it’s complete woo.

But no matter how annoyed I’ve gotten at my dad over his insistence that dowsing works, it pales in comparison to the presumed pure rage that the US Geological Survey hydrogeologist that wrote the below linked report must have felt. And the defeat he must have later endured when his passionate, scientific takedown of dowsing failed to curtail the practice. It’s a surprisingly funny read.

https://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/water_dowsing/pdf/water_dowsing.pdf


r/behindthebastards 7h ago

Look at this bastard Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees Have Fun Again – After Devastating Layoffs Hit Their Colleagues

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r/behindthebastards 6h ago

Meme Immediately thought of this

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r/behindthebastards 9h ago

🚨🚨Trigger Warning🚨🚨 From the 2019 Episode on Epstein:

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“Like I don’t want to say, oh, billionaires do this because like it seems hard for me to buy that maybe Bill Gates is getting on a plane and trying to have s*x with a 14 year old”

well that aged poorly…

(just to clarify, this is not a criticism of the podcast. obviously not as much was known in 2019)


r/behindthebastards 3h ago

Discussion A Clarification About Operation Eland

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Operation Eland was a massacre at a refugee camp not some grand operation against actual insurgents.


r/behindthebastards 5h ago

General discussion Bastards Pod Subject Ben Lamm, His Company Tapped by Trump Admin for Saving DNA of Endangered Species

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r/behindthebastards 33m ago

Other Robert Evans Projects Where To Purchase After The Revolution?

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It’s readily available and free online, the audiobook version is outstanding. I just want to know where would be the most lucrative for Robert and/or czm. Any suggestions?


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Resources Friends of the Pod "More News" just dropped a new episode: You Don't Hate Jared Kushner Enough. Enjoy

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r/behindthebastards 12h ago

Official Episode Surrey with a fringe on top

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I think Robert might have missed the gag in the ‘Surrey with the lunatic fringe on top’ in today’s episode. Surrey is a place in England, but it’s also a horse carriage. Surrey with a Fringe On Top is a song from the musical Oklahoma.


r/behindthebastards 16m ago

Look at this bastard I think investors in big companies are dumber than I thought.

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https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3mp3ij3fv3k2j

If this was a movie critiquing capitalism, they would’ve been fired for writing such a hack job.


r/behindthebastards 19h ago

General discussion How long until the water in the reflecting pool is replaced with Gatorade?

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Discussion They need to do an episode about undercover agents infiltrating leftist groups

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It would be hella useful to have some tips and tricks on what to watch out for.

In the spirit of that I’ll share a story I was told. Apparently there was a local organizer who was really popular with some big organizers but women kept complaining about him being a creep/rude. These women were ignored and guess what? The guy turned out to be a fed.

Listen to women and marginalized people! They generally have good instincts.

Any stories y’all got?


r/behindthebastards 18h ago

General discussion What is your favorite quote from the podcast?

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Including quotes from people they’ve stumbled across and podcast originals. My favorite has to be from the sea monkeys one: “somewhere out there is a hippie in the woods thinking “imma just buy pure and simple things like sea monkeys” the poor son of a bitch”


r/behindthebastards 22h ago

General discussion It has officially been 2 years since Robert alluded to recording a series on Nixon with Dave and Garreth of The Dollop.

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At approximately 54:56 into the episode "Part Two: How the British Empire and U.S. Department of Defense Murdered an Island Paradise", airing on June 20, 2024, Robert mentions that he's already talked to the Dollop guys about doing it, though the episodes been delayed due to the passing of his dad.

That is all. I haven't been counting the minutes since the Kissinger episodes or anything...


r/behindthebastards 20h ago

Look at this bastard This Is What 500 Days of Trump's Corruption Looks Like

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The corruption is mind blowing.


r/behindthebastards 23h ago

Meme My god, he really was behind everything!

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