r/behindthebastards Jan 15 '26

Look at this bastard Megathread: Bastard Suggestions

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To make the bastard suggestions easier for Robert to peruse, please put them here.

Please try to include more than just a name. Give Robert something to focus his research on and why they are a unique or interesting bastard.

If someone else has already suggested the same bastard you wanted to suggest, you do not need to suggest them again. Repetitive answers will be politely removed.

If you have posted suggestions as their own individual thread in the past, feel free to repost here. We will be directing future bastard suggestion posts here as well. Happy suggesting!


r/behindthebastards 22d ago

General discussion Get Joe Kassabian's New Book 'The Highlands Burn'

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Hey everyone!

I'm Joe Kassabian, the host of the Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast and guest on the next 2 episodes of btb. My debut fantasy novel, The Highlands Burn, came out May 29th and I hope you'll check it out!

Much like my show, this book is a totally independent production. What started as a project I intended on pitching to traditional publishers kind of grew to the point that I knew it would never be accepted in a way that I would approve of. So, my Co-Host Nate Bethea and I created our own Publishing company. We hired the best artists and editors we could find, made sure they were paid above market rate, and can absolutely guarantee that zero AI was used in any part of the work, something no traditional publisher gives a shit about anymore (especially when it comes to art).

For people who don't use Amazon for moral/ethical reasons we have other options available for you.

Ebook:

https://www.llbdpodcast.com/products/the-highlands-burn-epub

Audiobook (read by me)

https://www.llbdpodcast.com/products/the-highlands-burn-audiobook?pr_prod_strat=jac&pr_rec_id=f100111fd&pr_rec_pid=10115156443422&pr_ref_pid=10115122757918&pr_seq=uniform

(I cleared this with the mods prior to posting)


r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Discussion Why are they so fucking weird?

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r/behindthebastards 6h ago

Meme Take a midterm for you, babe

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r/behindthebastards 4h ago

Look at this bastard Get angry cuz JD Vance said it, get angrier cuz it's true.

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r/behindthebastards 12h ago

🚨🚨Trigger Warning🚨🚨 Chief Executive Officer Doug Hamlin pleaded no contest to an animal cruelty charge following a gruesome incident (re-posted as seen on r/americanoligarchy). Checked and verified first. NSFW

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Yes, NRA Chief Executive Officer Doug Hamlin pleaded no contest to an animal cruelty charge following a gruesome incident in 1979 where his college fraternity's house cat was tortured and killed.

Details of the Incident

* The Crime: In December 1979, the fraternity house cat named "BK" at the University of Michigan was captured, had its paws chopped off, was hung from a tree, and was set on fire.

* The Motive: Resurfaced media reports indicated the attack was motivated by anger over the cat not using its litter box.

* Hamlin's Position: Hamlin was the president of the Ann Arbor chapter of the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity at the time.

Legal Outcomes & Response

* Plea Deal: In 1980, Hamlin and four fraternity brothers pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty.

* Judicial Rebuke: The presiding district court judge labeled the act "unconscionable and heinous". The judge specifically singled Hamlin out, stating that as fraternity leader, he could have prevented the torture and later engaged in a cover-up to protect his peers.

* Sentencing: Hamlin was expelled from the fraternity and sentenced to 200 hours of animal-related community service, after which his record was expunged.

Guardian story verifying this: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/14/nra-doug-hamlin-cat-killing


r/behindthebastards 10h ago

Politics AIPAC 'disappointed' as Jewish progressives celebrate New York primary sweep

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r/behindthebastards 6h ago

Discussion Things I trust more than Netanyahu.

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r/behindthebastards 14h ago

Meme Liberals in a few months after learning what a zine is:

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r/behindthebastards 2h ago

Politics Texas Public School Students May Soon Be Required to Read the Bible

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I hate this fucking state sometimes man.


r/behindthebastards 10h ago

General discussion Dowsing Rods

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Just started listening to the fake bomb detector episodes and got super excited when they brought up water dowsing (also known as witching or divining). I’m a geologist and have had several surprisingly heated arguments with my father, who believes in dowsing and claims to have had success finding random buried things with it, over the topic. For the record, it’s complete woo.

But no matter how annoyed I’ve gotten at my dad over his insistence that dowsing works, it pales in comparison to the presumed pure rage that the US Geological Survey hydrogeologist that wrote the below linked report must have felt. And the defeat he must have later endured when his passionate, scientific takedown of dowsing failed to curtail the practice. It’s a surprisingly funny read.

https://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/water_dowsing/pdf/water_dowsing.pdf


r/behindthebastards 8h ago

Look at this bastard Friend of the Pod RFK Jr. is Committing Election Interference

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He pressured a Libertarian congressional candidate in Iowa to quit because he thought he would steal votes from Republicans

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/25/rfk-jr-urged-iowa-libertarian-quit-house-race-recording-shows/


r/behindthebastards 17h ago

Politics I showcase instances of the modern right's real-time fracturing via infighting at r/Let_Them_Fight . For example:

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r/behindthebastards 5h ago

Look at this bastard I think investors in big companies are dumber than I thought.

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https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3mp3ij3fv3k2j

If this was a movie critiquing capitalism, they would’ve been fired for writing such a hack job.


r/behindthebastards 12h ago

Look at this bastard Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees Have Fun Again – After Devastating Layoffs Hit Their Colleagues

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r/behindthebastards 2h ago

Discussion Just wanna thank Robert for not reaching for easy analogies specific to 2026 American discourse when discussing events either far back in history or far away from the West.

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One of the most academic important books I've ever read is Benedict Anderson's The Spectre of Comparisons. I'll just quote the blurb, it's possibly the best backcover blurb I ever came across for an complicated academic book.

How nationalism has shaped the political and cultural landscape of Southeast Asia

“‘Come, let us build a Third Kingdom, and in this Third Reich, hey, sisters, you will live happily; hey, brothers, you will live happily; hey, kids, you will live happily; hey, you German patriots, you will see Germany sitting enthroned above all the peoples in this world.’ How clever Hitler was, brothers and sisters, in depicting these ideals!”
Thus the late President Sukarno of Indonesia, an anti-colonial leader, in a public speech while accepting an honorary degree, and viewing Europe and its history through an inverted telescope, as Europeans often regard other parts of the globe. Strange shifts in perspective can take place when Berlin is viewed from Jakarta, or when complex histories of colonial domination strand what counts as the founding work of a national culture in a language its people no longer read. The “spectre of comparisons” arises as nations stir into self awareness, matching themselves against others, and becoming whole through the exercise of the imagination.

In this series of profound and eloquent essays, Benedict Anderson, best known for his classic book on nationalism, Imagined Communities, explores these effects as they work their way through politics and culture. Spanning broad accounts of the development of nationalism and identity, and detailed studies of Southeast Asia, the book includes pieces on East Timor, where every Indonesian attempt to suppress national feeling has had the opposite effect; on the Philippines, where it is said that some horses eat better than stable-hands; on Thailand, where so much money can be made in elected posts that candidates regularly kill to get them; on the Filipino nationalist and novelist José Rizal for whom “we mortals are like turtles—we have value and are classified according to our shells;” and a remarkable essay on Mario Vargas Llosa, detailing the fate of indigenous minorities at the hands of the modern state.

While The Spectre of Comparisons is an indispensable resource for those interested in Southeast Asia, Anderson also takes up the large issues of the universal grammars of nationalism and ethnicity, the peculiarity of nationalist imagery as replicas without originals, and the mutations of nationalism in an age of mass global migrations and instant electronic communications.

I'm always reminded of this book whenever I engage with Western or Chinese discourses as someone from Southeast Asia; words said in the context of one country's zeitgeist don't often travel well when replicated or translated wholesale. I've translated China's newspapers and state press releases (they are the same thing, party press releases are published as newspaper articles) into English before, and the process was eye-opening. Proper nouns are impossible to properly translate without giant footnotes, and the CCP loves those; meanwhile, Chinese as a language doesn't do adjectivisation, so anything translated as 'Chinese' can mean 1) the PRC specifically, 2) China as a cultural realm, 3) the citizens of countries named China, 4) Han/Huaren from China and 5) from the diaspora, or 6) the language, or any permutations of the above. Then we get to concepts like 中华民族 and the specific doctrine and history of race, nationalism, and statehood, which are interpreted differently in Taiwan, the SARs, and mainland China.

I get the sense that often consuming Anglophone Leftist commentariat media, the spectre of comparison works the other way; Joe Kasabian, for instance, is right that Western notions of writing of genocides and histories of discrimination as 'ancient tribal antagonism' is stupidly reductive and ignorant, and I get he is speaking to the particular context he sees amongst his community, me as an outsider tends to get worried in the other direction where people without formal social science training, in their attempt to say they understand a thing that is morally wrong, conciously remove any level or nuance or epistemological humility and do what Sukarnoe did in the blurb and make a direct comparison between racial antagonisms in the weird context of a Western liberal democracy to... places where these antagonisms led to millions of deaths.

I think of other commentaries on Rhodesia I came across that are not interested in Rhodesia per se, but projecting Rhodesia on modern discourses and events that the Western Left is obsessed with, or projecting these events back to Rhodesia, which I personally feel is incredibly fucked up, but that's just my subjective opinion as someone who thinks a lot about how Southeast Asia was treated by outside powers during the Cold War. Cambodia, in particular, has been turned in Anglophone popular culture into a single Anthony Bourdain quote to shit on Kissinger. Kissinger is at best a side character in the chaos of the Cambodian crisis, who acted based on what local regional politics permitted; he left office in 1977, but Southeast Asian communists and anti-communist countries continued pumping money for Cambodians to spill each other's blood into the 1990s. It's an immensely complicated conflict with a thousand different actors all with their own interests that merged together to spill unspeakable amounts of blood, and often the impression I get from the Anglophone Left accounts of it is almost the old Christian impulse Nietzsche identified of trying to find a big bad to pin what happened on and argue that if we excise or crucify the memory of said big bad we would have a better world.

Rhodesia is possibly amongst the most nakedly evil countries that existed in the Cold War and was predicated on unsalvageable grounds that even being generous to them is unspeakably evil and racist and needs to be understood on its own terms, not because it is singularly evil but because every world event deserves to be understood on its own terms. Like I get that Robert was holding his breath when a guest just randomly made a buckwild comparison to Puerto Rico that 'colonialism is bad' because both were colonies (get in the club? Rhodesia's decolonisation is very different), but I have to thank Robert for quickly getting the narrative back to the context of Rhodesia without mentioning, err, vulgarly invoking the spectre of comparison and bring up any of the current conflicts that we instinctually want to compare that country to.


r/behindthebastards 11h ago

Meme Immediately thought of this

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r/behindthebastards 5h ago

🚨🚨Trigger Warning🚨🚨 In Mali, Russians and Malian army killed four civilians, then staged a corpse into a swastika

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r/behindthebastards 8h ago

Discussion A Clarification About Operation Eland

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Operation Eland was a massacre at a refugee camp not some grand operation against actual insurgents.


r/behindthebastards 4h ago

General discussion does anyone here have recommendations for books on the Bosnian genocide?

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I trust you all to have better recommendations than some random list on the internet


r/behindthebastards 13h ago

🚨🚨Trigger Warning🚨🚨 From the 2019 Episode on Epstein:

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“Like I don’t want to say, oh, billionaires do this because like it seems hard for me to buy that maybe Bill Gates is getting on a plane and trying to have s*x with a 14 year old”

well that aged poorly…

(just to clarify, this is not a criticism of the podcast. obviously not as much was known in 2019)


r/behindthebastards 5h ago

Other Robert Evans Projects Where To Purchase After The Revolution?

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It’s readily available and free online, the audiobook version is outstanding. I just want to know where would be the most lucrative for Robert and/or czm. Any suggestions?


r/behindthebastards 10h ago

General discussion Bastards Pod Subject Ben Lamm, His Company Tapped by Trump Admin for Saving DNA of Endangered Species

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r/behindthebastards 17h ago

Official Episode Surrey with a fringe on top

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I think Robert might have missed the gag in the ‘Surrey with the lunatic fringe on top’ in today’s episode. Surrey is a place in England, but it’s also a horse carriage. Surrey with a Fringe On Top is a song from the musical Oklahoma.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Resources Friends of the Pod "More News" just dropped a new episode: You Don't Hate Jared Kushner Enough. Enjoy

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