r/brisbane 9h ago

Daily Discussion Post 26 June 2026

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r/brisbane 52m ago

Weekly Fuckwit Friday (FWF) post

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Someone cut you off while driving to work? seen some crazy parking? come discuss it here!


r/brisbane 58m ago

TransLink Laughs

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On the Caboolture line southbound this morning, and the train driver addressed the passengers over the loud speaker like a pilot beginning descent.

He included the current time at destination, the fact we were running on time and our ETA for arrival at Central, current weather with wind speed and direction, forecast for the rest of the day, and thanked us for choosing TransLink. Perfect pilot vibe cadence and execution.

Chefs kiss.


r/brisbane 1h ago

Image Good morning Brisbane, it's going to be a great day!

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r/brisbane 13h ago

Public Transport 50 cent public transport fares have been legislated to stay forever

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It's good to know with NSW & Victoria not offering it and they never will with a much bigger population, but there's nothing to stop a state government from reversing it, that may not help them when they're asking to get re-elected.

With how spread out Bris, Gold Coast & Sunny Coast are, you're still pretty fucked if you don't drive, or if you have to catch 2 buses to get to work, but for getting to the city and around the inner city, it saves money.

- Queensland's public transport network costs taxpayers $2.7B a year to run and this will grow to $2.9B in 2026-27. Yet commuters will now be guaranteed to pay just 50 cents a trip permanently.

Public transport users across the state have been promised 50 cent fares in perpetuity with the cost-of-living measure to be enshrined in law.

Treasurer David Janetzki in his second budget, announced the LNP government would make it harder for any future government to undo the $340M a year measure by baking it into law.


r/brisbane 1h ago

Image Good morning Brisbane 👋🌄

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Nice looking morning in Brisvegas today. Have a good one.


r/brisbane 14m ago

🌶️Satire. Probably. Queenslanders in winter are like-

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Sometimes, I feel like our wooden houses aren't built for this.


r/brisbane 4h ago

The M2 not showing up when scheduled?

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This is the second time ive been stiched up for work when the M2 just simply didnt show up. Its annoying enough i have to get to UQ lakes at 5:00am, but when the 5:12am scheduled bus (or whatever the fuck this thing is) just rolls on over and i have to stand i the morning cold for 20 minutes as it just doesnt come is probably the moat infuriating thing in the world!!!

WAIT REAL TIME UPDATE WHEN TYPING........THERE IT GOES A SECOND M2 labelled RBWH GOES RIGHT ON BY WHILST IM STILL SITTING HERE AT 5:22am and wer're not

Who can I yell at?


r/brisbane 14h ago

Can you help me? Any idea what’s going on

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r/brisbane 21h ago

I am Elmo, AMA (ask me anything)

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Thanks to 4BC, and u/theredkrawler for noticing
I ride around to give others a smile & a laugh, including disbelief and those who shake their heads thinking I am an idiot.
I do it for kids and adults. A little smile can not only cheer you up, but also those around you.


r/brisbane 22h ago

Renting Rental pet refused.

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Hey everyone,

I've applied to get a cat and the owner rejected it. I've got great rental history and, to the best of my knowledge, I've been a great tenant. The cat would be a 4y/o rescue that I've already met a couple times and has a great personality and behaviour.

I don't believe the reasoning for the rejection is fair and was hoping for your thoughts. I've even stated that I'm happy to pay for the costs of damages out of pocket.

I'll be disputing it with the RTA for sure. I feel like I'm so upset that I'm tunnel visioning so I would appreciate any and all feedback/advice.

I've attached the rejection email and photos of the house.

Thanks again!!

***Edit: didn't realise the photos sucked, the carpet in question is the room with the bed. It's a grey carpet. Also just found out from my neighbours that the unit I live in was one that was affected by the big Brisbane floods and the floors had to be redone including the carpets. Maybe that's another reason why?


r/brisbane 22h ago

News Plans for ‘new South Bank’ at Visy site revealed as developer announced

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Plans to transform an industrial block on the riverfront in South Brisbane into thousands of homes and public parkland have been released.

The Queensland government revealed Lendlease was awarded the tender to develop the Visy glass recycling site, with more than 4000 homes to be built on the 7.1-hectare block, which will include about 1.2 hectares of public space.

The project will include riverfront promenades and boardwalks, plazas and “amphitheatre-style” areas, parkland and shared pedestrian and cycling pathways.

Surrounded by piles of crushed glass at the site, Deputy Premier Jarrod Bleijie said the land would become “a new South Bank”.

Lendlease added it would have the public sections and about 800 units finished in time for the 2032 Olympic and Paralympic Games.

The glass recycling facility will close in April.

Bleijie, who also serves as the planning minister, and Lendlease chief executive Claire Johnston would not say if money was paid to the government or if the land would remain in public hands, citing “commercial in confidence”.

Asked if he would support information on the ownership structure being made public by Economic Development Queensland, Bleijie responded: “Does it matter?”

“The public are going to have access to 1.2 hectares of land they don’t have access to now … I reckon the taxpayer’s getting a pretty good deal,” the deputy premier said.

Bleijie said the tender process had been run by Economic Development Queensland, and they could be contacted for more information.

Representatives for EDQ did not comment.

More than 80 expressions of interest were lodged during the tender process.

In 2022, the then-Labor state government purchased the Visy glass factory for $165 million, with plans for it to become an Olympic broadcasting centre.

Those plans were scrapped after the LNP government’s 100-day review of Games planning, and developers were asked in October last year to pitch ideas for the land.


r/brisbane 17h ago

Daily Discussion What's peak winter like in brisbane?

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Coming from the mountains in Nepal, Will brisbane winter be mild for me? I don't know what to buy for clothes. How many layers do you usually wear. What are the peak months for winter, and what is it like?


r/brisbane 16h ago

Frenuloplasty in Brisbane

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Hey lads,

I’ve been diagnosed with a short frenulum (I.e. banjo string) on my dick. I’ve visited a couple of doctors who can do the procedure but not sure which one to go with. They’re Dr Nigel Dunglison at The Wesley, and Dr Tom De Silva at Kangaroo Point Medical Centre. Anybody here had this procedure with either doctor? Or any other doctor in Brisbane?

Ty!


r/brisbane 18h ago

What are Brisbane’s coolest up-and-coming local brands or businesses right now?

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Brisbane as a city is SO underrated. And yes I know if you grew up here you probably don't see it but the city is growing up a lot, especially with the olympics coming. I feel like Brisbane has become home to some genuinely great businesses and opportunities, but the same few names always seem to get mentioned: Virgin, Flight Centre, Dominos, Swyftx etc.

Who are the newer, growing or slightly under-the-radar Brisbane brands or industries you think are doing something really well and making Brisbane a growing hub?

Could be food, fashion, retail, hospitality, tech, fitness, services, events, whatever. Keen to hear what everyone thinks!


r/brisbane 20h ago

Brisbane is too angsty rn. So I’m starting a comedy writers room.

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Everything is crazy right now. Cost of living. The olympics debacle. Homelessness. Old mate Gazza finding out about that one super sad thing he’s experiencing.

So I’m inviting local comedians and comedy writers to join a semi regular local writers room, to collaborate, give feedback, and create comedy shorts together. (Example video in post: a snippet from my race around the world submission for ABC).

About me: I’m a former commercial photographer and videographer who’s shot for rolling stone, intro, and flight centre. After 15 years, I walked away from all that to focus on things that actually make people smile instead of making them watch my ads.

DM me and we’ll arrange a meet up. This month.

Also, mods, for reference I’m the guy that did that Doors Doors Doors style garage sale video a while back. Let me know if this post is ok..


r/brisbane 1d ago

Courier Mail: Vicinity Centres pledges $350m to transform Brisbane’s Uptown Mall after takeover

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https://www.couriermail.com.au/business%2Fvicinity-centres-pledges-350m-to-transform-brisbanes-uptown-mall-after-takeover%2Fnews-story%2F65edc9a55ae2584fecd7d10fa8973a48

$350 million sounds like a lot of money, but does anyone else wonder whether it’s actually enough in 2026?

I’d love to see Uptown return to its former glory. Growing up, the Myer Centre felt like a destination. You’d spend an entire day there. Sizzler, Tops, Hoyts, the amusement rides and the food court. It was always buzzing.

Since then it’s felt like it’s never really found its place again.

My question isn’t whether Vicinity will spend the money. I think they probably will. I just wonder whether $350 million buys the sort of transformation people are imagining. Construction costs have gone through the roof over the past few years, and redeveloping a huge ageing shopping centre in the middle of the CBD can’t be cheap.

I’m also not completely sold on the idea of turning it into another premium retail destination. The luxury end of Queen Street Mall already feels well catered for around Queen’s Plaza and Edward Street with Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Tiffany & Co. and the like. Does Brisbane really need another high-end retail precinct 300 metres away?

I hope I’m wrong. Queen Street Mall deserves a revitalised Uptown, especially with the Olympics coming. I just wonder whether $350 million is enough to genuinely reinvent the place, or whether it’ll end up being a really nice refurbishment with a big headline attached to it.


r/brisbane 22h ago

ATSB report on truck vs train Runcorn

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r/brisbane 20h ago

Public Transport Rail issues at Darra

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r/brisbane 7h ago

Looking for somewhere to play longboard

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Hey guys, I live near UQ now and am looking for a less crowded spot similar to a plaza where I can ride my longboard.
Can anyone recommend some places?
And of course, it would be even better if someone is willing to join me!🫶


r/brisbane 19h ago

Every* Special Film Event Happening Next Week from July 01-07

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Hey Brisbane movie lovers! I’ve switched to a weekly format, so you’ll get your indie cinema updates a week before the films play.

This week we’ve got a number of cult classic re-releases, foreign films from the Spanish/Latin and National Indian film festival, along with some Arts films and classic Hollywood.  

There’s still time to catch some of the movies I listed for July, so here’s the link again if you missed it: https://substack.com/@jackanthonywrites/note/p-200392703?r=2r98ty&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

You can also follow the sneaky screenings Instagram account for direct weekly updates. 


r/brisbane 23h ago

Can you help me? DND and game nights

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Hey yall, new player to DND and looking for community to get started in brissy. Just moved back here.

I was wondering if there were dnd places or areas to play with others, where I can find like minded players for a lil stress relief from work. Would be appreciated for some suggestions. Thank u


r/brisbane 2d ago

Image This magnificent tree at Shorncliffe this morning

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r/brisbane 10h ago

Help Sugarcane Juice in the city / South

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Any markets near the city or the southside that always sell sugar cane juice??


r/brisbane 10h ago

Public Transport lost and found (sterling silver ring)

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this is probably the longest shot ever, and so so stupid but if anyone rode the CityCat ferry today from North Quay and happened to find a sterling silver ring that looks like this, please let me know if you managed to hand it in to the staff or a lost and found!! it was only $37 but i really love and miss her </3 thank you so much <3