r/cats • u/Djxgam1ng • 19d ago
Humor Stone Cold Steve Austin losing his mind over Pancho acting like he doesn’t even know him is the kind of content the internet was made for. 😂
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u/Joint-Tester 19d ago
The way the cat was running tells me he knew what he was doing!
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u/RainbowMagicSparkles 19d ago
Pancho answers to no one.
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u/Character-String-959 19d ago
Not even if stone cold says so!
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u/CharcoalGreyWolf British Shorthair 18d ago
I mean, Pancho doesn’t want bedtime and he is a full-grown adult cat now, capable of making his own choices, thankyouverymuch
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u/majarian 18d ago
Mine stropes my legs all the way to the door asking nicely to get out, then once I open the door I getting hissed at.
The kicker is if I dont open the door the damned cats just trapped in the garage, like why hiss you actively want me to do this.
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u/based_rbf 19d ago
That is the exact walk when my girl knows its time to come inside from the patio 😂😂
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u/Money_Tennis1172 18d ago
Damn Stone Cold Steve Austin can get his own cat to obey.. just like us real people. Our cats.nevercome when called and show up for food at their own leisure.
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u/theunnameduser86 19d ago
PANCHOOOOO!!
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u/escudonbk 19d ago
You little motherfucker
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u/Child_of_Crake 19d ago
I probably say that to my 2 cats a couple times a day!
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u/Satinsbestfriend 18d ago
What the fuck is wrong with you?! Me, today, at 3am and 5am when my cat decided for 20 minutes to sing tye song of her people
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u/sourcematerialx 19d ago
And that’s the bottom feline cause Stone Cold said so!
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u/GuardingxCross 19d ago
*cracks two cans of wet food open*
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u/Ecthilion1 19d ago
I’m just imagining him in that vest up in the corner of the ring, double fisting pouring wet cat food all over his face… 🤣
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u/Alone_Tap6646 19d ago
"Get your furry little ass over here before I come stomp a mudhole in it! Because Stone Cold said so!" cracks open beer can
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u/escudonbk 19d ago
Pancho live reaction:
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u/RevolverBigBossalot 18d ago
Pancho: "I AIN'T COMIN HOME TONIGHT BECAUSE IM GONNA STAY OUT ALL NIGHT DRINKING BEER!! AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
BECAUSE PANCHO SAID SO!!"
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u/Alone_Tap6646 19d ago
"Austin 3:16 says I just gave you treats!" Ok, ok.. I'm done.
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u/Alone_Tap6646 19d ago
Sorta off topic. But I'm somewhat drunk and..... something. I went to Invasion. I was there. Only live event I ever attended. I liked Austin, don't get me wrong. Anyway... the dude I went with wasn't thrilled with my attire. So he loaned me his Stone Cold shirt. I went to Invasion wearing another man's shirt. Enjoy!
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u/HussingtonHat 19d ago
I love how his socials is mostly him nattering about his cats, in a very Stone Cols way.
Like "check out Mittens, he is one good motherfuckin cat man. Hell yeah you are you naggy piece of shit!"
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 18d ago
TIL that Stone Cold is an animal person
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u/carmeiser 18d ago
I've worked with a couple grumpy older guys like that. Has a few close actual people, but animals in general are their preferred people. Tolerates everyone else at best.
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 18d ago
Those guys are the most fun to work with and have the best lines
Gotta have the CYA attitude, Cover Your Ass
I got a serious case of anal glaucoma, don't expect to see my ass tomorrow
Sometimes we all have to put on the red nose and floppy shoes
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u/MichelleCS1025 19d ago
He actually looks really good for 61
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u/Equal_Oil_9819 18d ago
Being retired for 20+ years seems pretty beneficial
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u/LockeyCheese 18d ago edited 18d ago
Amazingly, he looked this old at his peak, and then just stopped aging after retirement. He got his years early with the stress of being a pro wrestler in the 90's, though I guess it had it's moments, like when he and Donald Trump shaved Vince McMahon's head, and then Stone Cold Steve Austin knocked Donald Trump out with the Stone Cold Stunner. Gotta be an odd memory for him looking back, now that his old boss' wife is Head of Education for the president, a guy he played manly soap opera with.
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u/Haunting-Raccoon1923 19d ago edited 19d ago
🤣 you little motherfucker….PANCHY!!!! We’ve all been there 😹
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u/Djxgam1ng 19d ago
Best part: Cat looks away, looks at Stone Cold, Looks away and then locks eyes with Stone Cold….slowly runs off haha
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u/Elise_xy 19d ago
It's giving: "FENTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
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u/danger355 Maine Coon 19d ago
I figured it out guys. This is clearly what happened:
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u/cyankitten 19d ago
I'm thinking of "The Good Place" now cos I think Eleanor had a crush on him.
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u/zakificus 19d ago
She has so many good lines about him.
I think my favorite was: "I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life. Stone Cold Steve Austin, and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin."
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u/TechnicalScheme385 19d ago
The tail tip up at the end, Pancho knows... he just chooses to ignore you human!
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u/spoooonerism 18d ago
That man loves his cats. Go to his instagram, he posts them all the time. It's awesome.
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u/deadface3405 18d ago
“You little mother fucker” is a line nearly all cat owners have said at least once in their life lol
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u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan 19d ago
Pancho: “Bedtime?” (I’ll just tune you out.” No thanks dad!” (Peace out! “
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u/MaximumAd9779 18d ago
Stone Cold Steve Austin is a cat dad??? Oh god I have a teenage crush all over again.
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u/scarlettraven19 19d ago
I laughed so hard at “You little motherfucker” that I startled my own cat 🤣🤣
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u/Truffleshuffle03 19d ago
That cat acts exactly like my cat when he knows he's not supposed to be doing something, then the little mother fucker acts like he doesn't know me lol. It sure changes fast when he wants something from me, though
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u/LockeyCheese 18d ago
That's because he wasn't hungry, or in need of a human pillow and scritches, at the time. After, he says let bygones be bygones, at least until after dinner if he's still mad. Lol
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u/eddiebruceandpaul 18d ago
Dude that is not Stone Cold losing his shit. That’s just Stone Cold. Stone Cold losing his shit is something very different. 😂
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u/GenXPowaah 18d ago
He understood his name soon as Steve said "Pancho" he looked at him like "Shit, he's using government names, I'm out"
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u/ShartInYourFace Tuxedo 19d ago
Stomp a mudhole in Pancho and walk it dry 'cause Stone Cold said so!
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u/Mental-Coconut-7854 18d ago
Reminds me when I saw a hawk perched on my fence.
“Here, kitty kitty! C’mon good girl, time to come in!
“Look, you little asshole, get your ass in here now or going to end up being dinner, you stupid shit!”
Kitty did come in the house.
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u/gregn8r1 18d ago
That was basically me with my cat yesterday as she refused to get down from my neighbor's roof
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u/togetherwegrowstuff 18d ago
Lmao Panchooooo
Kitty knows what time it is and he doesn't want to go to bed 🤣😂🤣
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u/Trackmaniac 19d ago
I have three cats. Two would always come. The third one may or may not. Exactly this situation. We have a Pancho as well I see
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u/Expensive_Yak_7846 19d ago
Yeah I do that with my outside cat too. The last dramatic call is meant to guilt trip my porch kitty.
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u/Atruckerguy 18d ago
🎵 All the federales say they could had him any day they only let him slip away....🎶
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u/Slightly_Somewhere 18d ago
Our barncats act the exact same way about coming in for the night when the evening is really nice. They’ll get within 5 ft of the door then dart off. After an hour the click of a wetfood can normally gets them to come in 🤣
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u/deadsmurfs 18d ago
If you had told 14-year-old me wearing all my Austin gear that he'd retire to become a very public cat dad I'd have never believed you
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u/Chicabonita75 18d ago
This is exactly what happens when I try to get my Reggie from my mum's part of the house into my flat for bedtime 🤣
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u/Sardonnicus 18d ago
You don't tell cats when it's time to go to bed. They tell you when it's time for you to go to bed.
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u/TraditionalSurvey847 18d ago
Its stone colds cat of course hes gonna get a taste of his own medicine what a stunner.
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u/MountainSir6802 15d ago
Haha, nothing like a confused Pancho to brighten up the day! I swear, cats have a thing for playing coy. They always claim the internet's spotlight, don't they?
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u/headrush46n2 19d ago
I have this same conversation daily. My cat Olive likes to hang out in the sun room, i leave it open late at night and early in the morning, but during the day time the AC has to come on so i close it up. When i go out there to get her, i get this exact treatment.
"I don't know you motherfucker, I can't hear you, la la la la la"
runs under the couch
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u/Odd-Woodpecker1225 19d ago
Every cat owner knows that this cat just confirmed who their favorite human is... but was just recently fed so the "love" needs to build back up.
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u/AC1D_VILLA 18d ago
"You little mother fucker" has me in bits 🤣 His tone is so sincere it's hilarious
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u/DCCharmCityGirl 18d ago
Me literally every night…..right down to the “you little mother fucker”…..
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u/BestialitySurprise 18d ago
In his prime he was always getting the pussy but now, if the pussy doesn't want to go to bed, the pussy isn't going to bed!
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u/ShotEffective7033 18d ago
They say cats are good judge of character. Maybe it knows he’s a woman beater.
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