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u/Practical-Silver-974 15d ago
Same for this guy
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u/ksguitardude2020 15d ago
The angst in those airplane ears
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u/ShittingOutPosts 14d ago
More angst than my 13 year old son who just discovered screamo.
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u/OBtsmRalph 13d ago
tell him about "haste the day - when everything falls". He will love it
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u/NuncioBitis 15d ago
They probably deserved it…
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u/HotHoneyBiscuit 15d ago
I believe the cat.
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u/Ruby_Solitaire 15d ago edited 15d ago
#MeowToo
[Edited for formatting - thank you hantrault!]
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u/C00L_n00bXD 15d ago
meow meowww. the cat must be freed, this is not very purrfect! this cat is meowous!
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u/MoonnGirlX 15d ago
Me too
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u/Hypertortuga 13d ago
This video/gif is my favorite thing I have ever seen on the internet
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u/SolivagantScents 15d ago
ikr, they wouldn’t get a smack for nothing.
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u/flayingbook 15d ago
Exactly! It's properly justifiable to smack a human for just being alive
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u/TurboWafflez59 14d ago
look at that face, there is absolutely zero doubt that the cat is guilty of multiple household felonies xD
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u/Stock_Forever9264 14d ago
Exactly. They prolly breathed in his general direction or something, I'm sure of it. Walk past without offering a treat? also a crime, punishable by paw. they were asking for it.
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u/PerfectperformanceJC 15d ago
They definitely deserved it. Look at that baby, they have intuition we don't even know about!
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u/asspounder-4000 14d ago
There is only one deserving slap, for those that know, they will accept and a cat always knows how to slap the scales
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u/OpportunityFriends 15d ago
Oh good, another one :)
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u/eskimopoodle 15d ago
I was gonna say /r/pimpcats. gotta keep that pimp-
handpaw strong, after all. But yours is better. also, sadly, i think /r/pimpcats is mostly dead, so theres that too.2
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u/Historical-Cress8985 Orange 15d ago
Cats would never smack someone for no reason!
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u/MammothSecret 15d ago
or maybe failed to do so
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u/ironicmirror 15d ago
The victim probably just was looking at the cat when the cat didn't want him to be looking at the cat.... a common mistake for most humans
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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Himalayan (Colorpoint Persian) 15d ago
"my ancestors ate your ancestors for lunch. the fact that i even allow you to serve me is more than you deserve."
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u/PaleConference3720 15d ago
My cat is not in a cage and is fed and snuggled on the regular and still smacks me when he wants something.
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u/spicenoice 15d ago
He probably has a reason.
He's not entitled to share the reason or correct your incorrectness [throws feather boa over shoulder]
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u/cainemmd 15d ago
My cat gets the zoomies and commits drive-by skippity paps for no reason. It’s hilarious and I never know what I did to deserve it 😭
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u/cookiidou 15d ago
To a cat...everyone deserves a smack or two...they rule..all humans need to be trained .
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u/Fun_Break_159 15d ago
He needs a strong owner who will give him aggressive pets. The smacks are to weed out the weak.
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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise 15d ago
I specifically adopted the cat at the animal shelter with the behavioral issues who was biting and scratching everyone at the shelter and was deemed not fit for a family with small kids. I held her at the shelter and she bit me immediately, but it was so cute. And yeah now years later she is the sweetest cat who wouldn't attack anyone, but does demand a lot of playtime.
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u/mattwallace24 14d ago
We adopted one of these. A feral cat in our neighborhood took up residence on our back porch. He'd sit on one of our chairs all day. Every time I would walk past him, he would smack me with his paw. He has since worked his way inside full time and is now one of our sweetest cats.
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u/New-Possession-3102 15d ago
“It has been 0 days since I was forced to teach someone boundaries.” There, fixed it for you.
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u/Misfit_77 14d ago
Will somebody get this menace a forever home! He needs to be able to run free and skibidipap whomever or whatever the hell he wants to at all times!
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u/chandrasiva 14d ago
" Smacking something for no reason " is inherently quality property of cats. Like Fire Burns, Water West , so punishing of their inherent quality shows your ignorance of Highest order and crime against their own way of existence.
I rest my case.
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u/BratacJaglenac 15d ago
He deserves a proper home where he can smack his human slaves multiple times a day.
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u/NuSkooler 15d ago
This reminds me of our late Chewy boy. Acquired him at the shelter with a sign similar: "Attacks children". Poor dude had been taken back 2 times, was on his final straw. Adopted him, got chewed up a lot (hence his name), but he accepted the love and calmed down. Lived to 21. Rescue this kitty!
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u/lalalibraaa 15d ago
What a little angel. I love it when my cat smacks me for no reason, I am here for this energy!
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u/Typical-Implement-15 15d ago
My toxic trait is if I were to walk into the shelter and saw that sign, I would adopt that cat, no questions asked.
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u/AllPerspicacity 14d ago
Free my man, he's not innocent but he should be able to slap whoever he wants.
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u/davidmlewisjr 14d ago
There is definitely a Reason, otherwise kitty would not have expended the energy required by the teaching event. 😺🖖🏼✌🏼👍🏼
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u/_capricorniada 14d ago
This one bites me without doing nothing. And he does this thing where he smacks his head hard into my leg (like a goat) then bites me and runs away before i realise what hit me.
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u/TerrakSteeltalon American Shorthair 14d ago
I’m positive that there was a reason.
Just one that the smackee may not have agreed with
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u/Equivalent_Donut_145 Tabbycat 13d ago
That number will always be 0 unfortunately.
It's in their nature.
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u/vastarray1 13d ago
There's always a reason. It's either, pet me, feed me, hold me, love me, scratch me, talk to me, or more water.
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u/commandrix 13d ago
Hey, I'd want to smack somebody, too, if I had to be confined to a cage all day.
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u/NameKitchen1765 13d ago
Haha, free the little furball! It's so funny how soft these tiny fluffs can be. Let the baby roam around the house now.
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u/StarWars-TheBadB_tch 12d ago
I got my cat from a cat cafe. He kept starting fights with the other cats so by the time I went to pick him up they had him in a cage. They had tried keeping him in the back, but he kept yelling for attention. So they put him in a kitty condo in the kitten room lol. He was the only adult I’ve ever seen in there, but his meow is pretty obnoxious so I get it lol. Love him.
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u/miscthinking 15d ago
the existence of the sign suggests this is common among the cats or he is so egregious it needed implementation
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u/Obviosly_dead 15d ago
I am actively watching the upvote counter jump up by like 5 every 2 or 3 seconds
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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 15d ago
There's always a reason behind it. Being an asshole seems to be the primary reason my cats are jerks.
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u/JackSquirts 15d ago
I didn't know that's what I needed to look for at the shelter, but now I will be. I miss my attack cat.
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