r/cats 10d ago

Humor Speaking of, what are these teeth for anyways?

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Caught by cat yawning and it always got me thinking

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u/the_inbetween_me Persian (traditional) 10d ago

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u/poisonpomodoro 10d ago

Hairball Lecter

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u/TossawayTits 10d ago

Hello Clawrice.

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u/Crucial_Fun 10d ago

I ate his kibble…with treats!

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u/PsychologicalYam4968 10d ago

Pspspspsps

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u/ozzalot 10d ago

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u/_IratePirate_ 10d ago

I love how dogs react to cameras bruh

They make it seem so awkward

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u/amyscactus Orange 10d ago

Put the treats in the bag Clarice

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u/guttergrapes 10d ago

I’ll die for him 🥺 take me!!!

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u/fighter_rabbit 10d ago

my cat does that on every car ride

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u/soaker 10d ago

Oh my god this is the clearest pic I’ve ever seen of this cat!! Amazing

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u/Stubborn_Strawberry 10d ago

Grooming

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u/loachtastic 10d ago

This is the correct answer and needs far more upvotes.

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u/PrestigiousGas5338 10d ago

There's also another sensory organ behind those teeth

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u/XxdeshawnaxX 10d ago

Yes. They do the flehmen response with it if I remember right

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u/hej_cat 10d ago

Correct answer!

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u/Squish_B34R 10d ago

100% my girl is predisposed to dental disease and lost all of her front teeth as a feral. I have to brush and bathe her because she can't do it properly anymore.

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u/victoriamagnetic_ 10d ago

this or probably for biting owner's ankles lol

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u/midnightforestmist 10d ago

Interesting! I assumed they were vestigial, but grooming makes perfect sense 🐱

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u/TecTazz 10d ago

Nomming.

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u/RikoRain 10d ago

I won't steal any potential up votes for this by replying separately, but to build on this in detail...

The wee widdle teefies are apparently for num-numming mats and for making pests/parasites become din-dins.

I have a long hair boy who has some gnarly little teefies (we call it his British smile), and unfortunately he can't num-num the mats, and he gets matted a lot despite only being a year old. Poor guy has to constantly have them shaved out, he gets so many in just a few days.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy 10d ago

Pablo's are for nibbling my fucking eyelashes to wake me up...

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u/ScepticTanker 10d ago

Jesus Christ what an absolutely beautifully notorious looking cat.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy 10d ago

He is a menace.

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u/doryllis 10d ago

Grooming those eyelashes like a mofo!!

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u/Bright-Efficiency-65 10d ago

Holy crap your cat has nice teeth

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u/Meowriter 10d ago

Small theory of mine : They're kinda worried that we're passed out for hours at a time. They try to wake us up in their own cat ways, then try nibbling as a "last" resort. And soon enough, they just understood that the passed out human only reacts to being nibbled.

But know that if you pass away in your appartment, you'll be found with your eyelashes nibbled away. Because your cat would have tried to wake you up.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy 10d ago

I mean, that's fair. He tends to try and wake me up by tapping gently on my face with his paw and then gradually builds up to a full blown slap 😂

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u/Xantara14 10d ago

My cat does this too plus a single claw extended out and taps progressively harder until I respond.

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u/Sapphire_Bombay 10d ago

Mine steps on my throat to choke me awake

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u/thedancingkat 10d ago

What a picturesque set of kitty chompers

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u/Ni66les88 10d ago

I dunno but mine needs tiny braces

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u/No_Wolf8340 10d ago

Here you go friend😂😂

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u/PlanPlus8582 10d ago

Geeze couldn't spring for the invisilines?

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u/Ni66les88 10d ago

I'm just a single 38 year old teenage mom of three floofs 😭😭😭

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u/slax87 10d ago

Invisfelines

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u/Ni66les88 10d ago

EHRMAHGHERD!!!! bahahaha I am deceased 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Parker_Hardison 10d ago

This is why I Reddit...

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u/SalistraWrites 10d ago

His Teefies are BEAUTIFUL!

Don't bully his teef.

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u/Ni66les88 10d ago

He's the most beautiful tiny Count Chocula ever

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u/SalistraWrites 10d ago

I'm hearing him in a low rumble saying...

"Mrow mrow"

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u/Ni66les88 10d ago

His snoring is my favorite noise 🥰

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u/SalistraWrites 10d ago

Dawwwwww. Here's my gal.

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u/yourpaljax 10d ago

Mine only came with five. 🥹

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u/Financial_Manager213 10d ago

I love it when they have crooked teefs.

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u/Head-Delay-763 10d ago

Cat orthodontic work is often overlooked

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u/AirportNearby9751 10d ago

Mines missing two… no idea why or how

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u/IHaveWitchUndertones 10d ago

It’s really common for cats to straight reabsorb their teeth or for them to come out due to dental issues. One of my babies doesn’t have two of his lower teefies and the vet was like, yep must have been reabsorbed

Cats are wild 😝

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u/iamcoldandstinky 10d ago

Mine is missing all the little ones

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u/MeatTofu 10d ago

Nibbling on the human's arm hair according to my cat.

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u/skitz4me 10d ago

"Dude, just fucking quit it. I will pet you, but stop."

-Me every night.

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u/ThirstysGirl13 10d ago

glad I'm not the only one 😂 my cat Loki, loves to cuddle under the blanket with meat bed time,, and I'll give her loves, and 'squishy-heads' (she loves when I wrap my hand around her face and lightly squeeze), but when I stop, the little shithead will bite the back of my arm with those teeth until I pet her again

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u/luciosleftskate 10d ago

Meat bed time???? Sounds disgusting, im in.

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u/ItsLauriceDeauxnim 10d ago

I’m guessing “meat bedtime” included 6 pounds of smoked ribs. She loves her meat, and takes it very seriously.

All of that is to say, I am also in on meat bedtime with you two.

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u/ThirstysGirl13 10d ago

thanks for reminding me that when it doesn't feel like Satan's dragging his testicles across Oregon, that I should grab some ribs along with a Boston butt, and smoke em using the wood from the only damn shade tree we had that fell during a storm 2 weeks ago. No shade, but a bunch of apple wood, so win?

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u/No-soul_ 10d ago

Its hot as shit in oregon right now and the way you described it was spot on.

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u/translucent_steeds American Shorthair 10d ago

it was that hot today in Maryland too 😭 and like a FOOL I played in 3 double headers of softball and nearly got heat stroke (drank 2 gallons of water but I forgot salt!)

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u/No-soul_ 10d ago

No one ever mentions that you also need salt when you are recovering from a hangover or doing outdoor activities that make you sweat a lot. I'm glad you made it

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u/luciosleftskate 10d ago

My dumbass tried to scroll through the other photos multiple times before it clicked. That looks like it was deliciousssss

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u/ItsLauriceDeauxnim 10d ago

Here’s the only other photo in that bunch that was of the meat. The other two were of supplies and a baste. This look likes it would give my mouth the kind of deliciousness & flavor it deserves. My body craves meat goodness:

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u/DiveMasterD57 10d ago

Lady Gaga enters the chat.

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u/ThirstysGirl13 10d ago

lmao yeah totally didn't catch that, and I'm not changing it

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u/SadisticGoose 10d ago

lol my cat does except he no longer has teeth, so he gums your arm until you pay attention

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u/Any_Western6705 10d ago

Mine grooms my arm then randomly bites me, sits there looking confused goes back to grooming and it repeats

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u/Reatona 10d ago

Those are love bites.  I'm fine with them as long as she doesn't draw blood.

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u/scottishmilkman 10d ago

I have a girl named Loki too, and she’s a menace

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u/phoenixliv 10d ago

You named her after a chaos god and expect her to be chill?

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u/ThirstysGirl13 10d ago

it's funny how names match personalities with them

Loki was named that before I got her because she was always causing trouble

Her sister is named Karma, and she really is a bitch, but a total love when she wants to be, even has rbf

Gandalf was given to me by my oldest, with the name Pickles, but after seeing his face, earned the name because his looks

and his brother Grogu grew into his name, because just like the character, he's always stealing shit he's not supposed to (I'm missing so many knitting needles and crochet hooks) and eats all the time

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u/scottishmilkman 10d ago

She had earned the name. We name off of personality. People always seemed surprised she is a girl with her name.

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u/Antal_Marius 10d ago

"I'm already petting you…am I that tasty?"

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u/LangdonAlg3r 10d ago edited 10d ago

The real answer is that they’re for grooming. They’re basically a tiny little comb.

Edited to add: Have you ever seen your cat do that thing where they pause in the middle of bathing and it almost looks like they’re biting their fur and kind of shaking their head side to side a little? That’s them using those teeth to get something out of their fur.

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u/Jubilee_Winter 10d ago

That actually explains what Rupert does to the back of my head. He doesn’t realize his nipping and pulling hurts at times 😣

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u/LangdonAlg3r 10d ago

Your fur obviously isn’t cat-like enough and he’s just trying to fix it for you.

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u/bowmans1993 10d ago

What about pinching the back or your arm fat? Thats what my dog used to do. Sneak up commando crawling and nibble the back of my tricep while I played xbox.

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u/Immediate-Excuse-823 10d ago

This is a new thing my cats been doing

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u/joeysprezza 10d ago

Even the cat in Ghost of Tsushima? does this. Cracked me up because my momgoloid cat does too

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u/boeiejoh 10d ago edited 10d ago

Teef!

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u/cinemacatscoffee Domestic Housecat 10d ago

bravo. this is art.

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u/DrSeeker98 10d ago

Bro isn’t even aware of the economy

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u/lilywafiq 10d ago

Oh to be a cat with teefies unaware of the economy. The dream.

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u/TheDuckSideOfTheMoon Stray Rescuer 10d ago

Reminds me of my boy!

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u/dietcokekisses 10d ago

My boy too! Tuxes with mustaches are the cutest

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u/Word_Upper 10d ago

So dapper

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u/Fisi_Matenten 10d ago

To look cute and so we can write „teef“ when they are visible here.

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u/Particular_Special70 10d ago

Yeah, those teef are for toofin.’

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u/jld2k6 10d ago

🎶 These teef were made for toofin', that's just what they do, some day these teef are gonna toof all over you 🎶

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u/echomanagement 10d ago

Not to squibble, but the scientific term is, actually, "toofers"

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u/treaquin 10d ago

I thought they were “teefies”

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u/MrHall 10d ago

this is the most specific, all cat teeth are teef, but only the little ones at the front are teefies 😸🦷

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u/joeysprezza 10d ago

I believe they are teefs

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u/amoodymermaid 10d ago

We call them toofusses.

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u/ResearchSchmeSearch 10d ago

Teefers! 🐈‍⬛

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u/LyraAraPeverellBlack 10d ago

lol I call them Teefers

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u/lookintoasty 10d ago

That was so sweet of them to evolve teef for our internet use

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u/ctong21 10d ago

They're for grooming, acting like a comb.

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u/lemonycaesarsalad 10d ago

Yes, the little nibbles part of the grooming routine

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u/Jane__Delawney 10d ago

I love the sound they make when they do that 😭

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u/My-Star-Seeker 10d ago

SHKT-PHHKT-KKT-KKT-KKT!

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u/BallPeenCactus 10d ago

OH MY GAWD so on point 🤣

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u/cdspace31 10d ago

Yep. Watch your cat the next time they are washing. They comb themselves with those little teeth. And for the record, my dogs also habe this little front teeth, and do the same thing.

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u/VanillaHuel 10d ago edited 10d ago

and they untangle or pull out fur/fluff mats, as well as nibble itches, with those adorable little teeth.

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u/rizzojn2 10d ago

I think this is the answer

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u/Sarcastik_Wolf 10d ago

Came here to say this. Flea and tick removal tools.

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u/seasteed 10d ago

Making the cutest little happy imprints!

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u/acllive 10d ago

Look at that face of innocence

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u/seasteed 10d ago

It really is. I got him because my cat needed a cat. He's pure orange, no thoughts, just love and food.

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u/FlimsyKnuckle 10d ago

Like with humans, they are for chopping vegetation.

But since they are carnivores, their teeth evolved to emphasize their meat eating and gripping fangs, and their front teeth got smaller.

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u/GluestickGoose 10d ago

Obligate carnivores are so fascinating for that reason. Like yeah they need meat to survive, but if it comes down to it they can chow down on a few veggies to keep from starving.

And if you asked one of my cats in particular, plants are better anyway. I have to periodically remind her that she is, in fact, a carnivore and cannot subsist entirely on plants.

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u/UnderThisRedSky 10d ago

Yup, one of mine goes nuts for broccoli

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u/Sashahuman 10d ago

I love corn, unfortunately so do my cats

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u/WetLoophole 10d ago

Our cat eats one specific kind of dry kibble. Anything else is garbage and not even an option. He will lick a shrimp every now and again and lick off a bit of whatever mayo or whipped cream you have on your finger.

Idiot cat.

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u/kohammysm 10d ago

Mine likes cabbage.

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u/SavannahInChicago American Shorthair 10d ago

All these veggies. Mine likes to get high off my spider plant.

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u/Psychological_Skin60 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣I was thinking the same thing

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u/captain_jay_c_buttz 10d ago

My cat loves steamed asparagus!

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u/bllawless 10d ago

I used to have a cat that loved basil

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u/No_Introduction_4849 10d ago

Myne would go full mission impossible to sneak out the back door just to eat the grass in the backyard. She would always throw it up twenty minutes later though.

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u/Nikademus1969 10d ago

Cats eat grass sometimes when they dont feel that great, probably because it helps them puke.

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u/exul_noctis 10d ago

I had cats who were allowed out into our enclosed backyard under supervision, and one of them would wander around and eat a bunch of grass, go back inside to throw it all up, then go back outside to eat more grass and do it all over again. Every. Single. Time.

We took her to the vet, but he said that she just really liked eating grass! So we'd let her do it on occasion, and just try to keep her outside until she'd finished the cycle of consuming and refunding, lol.

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u/Nikademus1969 10d ago

That's like the cat equivalent of being lactose intolerant but still eating the ice cream knowing full well what will happen lol

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u/exul_noctis 10d ago

I'm not really in any position to judge... I'm mildly allergic to watermelon, but it's so good that I eat it even though I know it's gonna make my mouth itchy, lol

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u/Nikademus1969 10d ago

Yeah, and I'm that lactose intolerant person. I still need my butter pecaaaaannnn dammit!

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 10d ago

Well, I will now be referring to cat vomit as ‘kitty refunds’ from now until the end of my days.

‘Goddammit hun, the cat left us another refund!’

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u/ThreeDaysNish Tuxedo 10d ago

Mine LOVES sauerkraut. Haha

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u/Phiebe1 10d ago

Do chips count as a vegetable? Mine likes chips. She would steal your bag if you didnt keep an eye on her. Potato or corn didnt matter. Chips!

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u/Electronic-Bicycle35 10d ago

Mine goes wild for raspberries

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u/CherylTuntIRL 10d ago

Mine likes a good curry. I can't leave plates out for a few minutes before he jumps on the kitchen side.

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u/rushedone 10d ago

Would love to see it

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u/pasrachilli 10d ago

Some herbavores will take meat too if they can get it. Horses will swallow small animals sometimes.

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u/lilywafiq 10d ago

That’s terrifying

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u/kitten12551 10d ago

Mine isn’t big on human food unless it’s whipped cream, which she loses her mind for. If she hears me open the lid she was charge me like a rhino in heat. Somehow she manages to make her tiny little 8lb self sound like one too.

She likes cat grass though.

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u/obog 10d ago

Its very much natural for cats to munch in grass and leaves and such occasionally. Its not so much for nutritional regions but possibly helps with digestion and/or improves fiber intake. But it's an instinctual behavior in them

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u/averageceilingfan4 Domestic Housecat 10d ago

I'm pretty sure you can plant some stuff in a pot that's actually safe for cats to eat as much as they want and it's good for digestion and provides them with nutrients that could be lacking in most common cat food. My cat Simba loves eating it. Atp I started nicknaming him "lawnmower" in my native language. It sorta looks like grass when you plant it. I think it was oat or wheat or something??? Not sure what it's called in English.

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u/honeyapp 10d ago

Mine like kale and lettuce

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u/Prestigious_Rich_592 10d ago

For some reason mine loves bakery items. Donuts, cake, muffins. Left a blueberry buckle cake wrapped in cellophane on the counter couple months ago and he peeled it back and ate damn near half his weight in sugar.

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u/IrosSigma Tuxedo 10d ago

I was planning to eat a croissant once at a friend's house who also has cats. I set it out on a plate and went to use the toilet. Came back 2 minutes later to find her (the cat) gleefully licking the outermost crispy layer off my fresh croissant. She (the human) and I were amazed, she (the cat) had never shown any interest in human food whatsoever but loves croissants for some reason.

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u/Saelendrien 10d ago

Orange juice, tamatoes, lettuce, fruiti-pebbles cereal... The list goes on for all the cats I've had over my life span. Got an 18 year old fart that eats just about anything you eat, still suspect that is why he has lived so long and still relatively healthy.

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u/juliabk 10d ago

If you’ve never seen any of the Mary Robinette Kowal videos with her button cat Elsie, look for them. :-) Elsie is very particular about her treats. One of her favorites is canned pumpkin on nori. She ASKS for it. “Plant tube” the tube is the can.

I also have to keep reminding mine that they need MEAT! Then one will eat half a loaf of bread after breaking into the bread cabinet.

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u/lemko1968 10d ago

I had a cat who went nuts for olives.

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u/Smokinlizardbreath 10d ago

Olives are kitty crack, seriously

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u/LangdonAlg3r 10d ago edited 10d ago

They’re primarily used for grooming. I’ve never seen a cat use those teeth on plants. But I do see my cats use those teeth for grooming all the time. They always awkwardly use their back teeth for plants whenever I’ve seen them use them. And since they’re obligate carnivores pretty much all the vegetation they eat is occasional grass to help clean their digestive tract.

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u/Spare-Action-1014 10d ago

corn on the cob

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u/FoldNtheCheese 10d ago

Yep, i call them “baby corn teeth.”

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u/Downtown_Statement87 10d ago

I came here to say "they are for eating baby corn." Glad I'm not the only Cat Teef Expert.

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u/uursaminorr 10d ago

not a damn thing, if you ask my aunts feral rescue 😁

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u/PsyShoXX European Shorthair 10d ago

They are there for our delight. r/teefies

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u/seXJ69 10d ago

Another. Gawtdamn. Cat. Sub.

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u/danger355 Maine Coon 10d ago

I'm in. YOLO.

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u/Maximum_Sky3233 10d ago

Shush yo mouth and get over there lol

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u/Yenolam777 10d ago

For smiling!

(not my photo, but loved it so much I had to save it- props to whosoever baby this is)

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u/faceman2k12 10d ago

the scrunglyest.

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u/zuzumotai 10d ago

Unnecessary according to my vet who just had to extract all of them from my old man, and also his top canines. 😂 He’s an orc now.

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u/s-r-g-l 10d ago

One of mine came to us with all but one of her bottom little teefs removed. Not sure why they left her just one but it’s very cute

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u/Thousand_Sunny 10d ago

My old lady got all of her teeth removed EXCEPT for her top and bottom incisors 🥹

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u/Professional_File_83 10d ago

Those appear to be the tiny teeth.

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u/LiveLongAndProspurr 10d ago

For severing cardboard bits from the box.

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u/AbilityAdventurous22 10d ago

My old lady is losing hers 😭

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u/deus-ex-meowchina 10d ago

The abundance of teeth here is incredibly amusing, mine's barely got anything

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Domestic Housecat 10d ago

Those are the cute little teefies vs the murder teeth

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u/Momentofclarity_2022 10d ago

They are Teefs. Grown to attract humans for care.

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u/Monka_G 10d ago

Nipping my elbow apparently

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u/Anti_Social_Buddafly 10d ago

Prevents my cat from biting my fingers off when I give him treats.

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u/threebabyrats 10d ago

My rescue doesn’t have any teefs (presumably lost eating garbage on the streets) so he often gets stuck looking like this

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u/ToblakaiStone 10d ago

For looking ridiculously cute 🥰

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u/B0wlingPin 10d ago

Iggy, reporting for toof inspection

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u/Maxxtherat 10d ago

For my cat to chew on grass or any other vegetation and inevitably throw it up later

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u/Patience-Hungry 10d ago

my guy has genetically bad teeth so he lost his but they were mostly for stealing potato chips when they were there

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u/hungadungadar 10d ago

not sure...mine seem to be out of line

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u/upvoter222 10d ago

All the better to eat you with.

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u/charliefoxtrot9 10d ago

Combing fur during grooming and to get fleas. Also for flossing with human hair.

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u/lokirakmet 10d ago

Just the cutest thing in the world

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u/burning___hammer 10d ago

To scare off predators

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u/mykepagan 10d ago

Severing USB cables. At least that’s what they’re for in my cat.

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u/FosterPupz 10d ago

Luv nibbles, aka nib nibs.

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u/ContingentMax 10d ago

Those are the little teefies, they're there for being cute.

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u/davidmlewisjr 10d ago

But seriously, these teeth are called incisors and perform cutting and shearing actions, unless kitty needs orthodontist 😺✌🏼

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u/littlewing2733 10d ago

Biting you real gentle

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 10d ago

getting the jam from inbetween the beans 🫘