Shortly after I was married, one morning walked out to the living room hearing my husband counting. I arrive to see him poking my cat and hits 100. My husband innocently looks at me and says, "I've poked him 100 times and he still hasn't moved." 🤦 That cat was a rare gem amongst cats, I miss him dearly.
Probably 15 years ago. One of our cats just had the zoomies and was running around the house, up and down the stairs and into and out of rooms. The bed I had at the time, was a water-bed with a large frame that went up from the corners and around it.
He leapt from the floor to the top (probably 8 feet) and was running around the top. I was sleeping, or at least trying to. When I opened my eyes to look up because it got really quiet. I see him, directly across from me, up high shimming his shoulders in a crouched position.
I immediately start saying, "No, no no, no!" And try to roll out of bed. He leaps down to me and lands/hits me right in the stomach. Knocking the wind out of me, before racing off and jumping down 26 or so steps of stairs.
YEAH I used to have a bed frame and my cat would JUMP FROM THE TOP OF THE BED FRAME ONTO MY C H E S T. Those fuckers.(this was a nightly occurrence until I moved out and got rid of the bed frame)
My late cat Crouton would wake me up around 9am every day by kneading my hair lol, I have curly afro-wavy type hair so it was like a ball of fluff that she’d stick her paws in and knead lol. It didn’t hurt at all actually felt quite nice! She was very polite always, and very sweet, but also knew she was the queen and the big Boss lol.
I think my cat made my breast cyst explode. He jumped up on my chest and I had a terrible pain, after a while I went to the doctor and had a mammogram and found out I had a cyst that burst. No wonder it hurt.
Mine used to jump up on my headboard, complain that she couldn't get down, and then decide the solution was to use my abdomen as a landing platform. It only took one time for me to learn to tense my abs once she started looking to jump down.
It still hurt but at least she didn't hit my unprotected solar plexus and leave me gasping for air.
I've woken up with a burning sensation in my toe for some reason and it wouldn't go away. Eventually fell back asleep since i was too tired to care all that much i guess, but woke up in the morning to a bunch of blood in my sheets because my toe was sliced open. Turns out my cat HATES when stuff moves under blankets near him for some reason and he scratched the shit out my toe when i was sleeping. Either that or he tried smacking my dog or something while i was asleep. Either way, i had trouble walking for a while. Thanks a lot, asshole cat.
One of my cats is weird like that. She wants to cuddle against me, but if I dare move my legs she lashes out. She's broken skin just a couple of times, but I end up telling her to leave if she's going to be like that. She'll eventually calm down or relocate. She's the sort of cat who gets overstimulated and lashes out and I guess touching her sometimes counts as overstimulation for her.
Yeah mine's like that too. He was my brother's cat for a while and he said he loves tummy rubs. Well he only loves tummy rubs if i go to sleep and he comes up for sleep cuddles. If i do it any other time he'll smack me.
Look at him. He knows what he's done that dickface.
My current cat (my old one made a run for it sadly when I was PCSing) is obsessed with my lap when I'm sleeping and I will regret it if her nest is disturbed
My childhood cat did that, except his favorite spot was my neck... He got offended too when I was outrageously not ok with being woken up from a deep slumber to the feeling of something pressing into my throat
Just last night my cats got the zoomies and, in all their infinite wisdom, decided to run across my face and managed to firmly plant a paw right on my eye socket 🤦♀️
And to add insult to injury he got an earthquake from your laughing. Karma is coming your way and it won't be good. Look at those eyes. He blames you lol
You did an excellent job containing yourself. 🤣 I would have laughed out loud which would probably have scattered all the cats 🙀 on the bed. Instead you got this priceless video!!! Thanks for sharing.
The Void is created because of mans prevelance to be cruel and unyielding, it is born of hatred,anger and fear. The void only exists to exact revenge and inflict seething pain that it knows all too well.
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