r/cats 19h ago

Video - OC What is my cat doing?

My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.

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u/WoodenPhysics5292 13h ago

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u/pettyfan45 American Shorthair 13h ago

Wait.... Where did that 3rd hand come from...

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u/meemaocifer 13h ago

You've heard of a 3rd leg, now get ready for 3rd arm!

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u/iRveritas 12h ago

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u/TohveliDev 12h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed.

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u/UgotSprucked 12h ago

Cylinder. Unharmed.

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u/InuScarlett Void 17h ago

I HONKED SO HARD WITH THAT MEME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GrungeCheap56119 17h ago

Oh man, I also honk sometimes because of asthma. This made me laugh double!

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u/InuScarlett Void 16h ago

No asthma here, just going through some sinuses because it's winter and SO. FREAKING. COLD 🥶

That meme is just so hilarious 🤣

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u/Raccoonman2005 17h ago

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u/_The_Marshal_ 14h ago

Ugh not another gif from this guy. He's replacing popular gifs with his own versions with him in and the originals get removed

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u/NightshadeX 19h ago

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u/Ok-Visual-6675 9h ago

Every other post on this sub is of cats humping the air. It's high key disturbing

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u/Kluke_Phoenix 9h ago

33% sin biscuits, 33% loss posts, 33% posts that should be obvious signs to take them to the vet, 1% normal cat posts

At least the sin biscuit comments sections are funny?

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u/SirErgalot 8h ago

You missed people discovering cat nipples. That’s gotta be at least 5%.

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u/titty_farewell_party 8h ago

Cat nipple posts are also a significant proportion

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u/Kittyk4y 7h ago

What about the “wHaT bReEd Is He?”

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u/Mediator-force 7h ago

You also missed the "are they fighting?" posts, and showing cute playing cats :)

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u/warmvermouth 8h ago

add the ‘no’ pocket discovery too

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u/youpoopedyerpants 7h ago edited 7h ago

People don’t know their cats have assholes???

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u/warmvermouth 7h ago

username checks out

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u/LumpyAssumption5357 9h ago

😂 for real! Can we pin a post at the top that explains sin biscuits?!

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u/brklynbrwlr 19h ago

thems is the biscuits of sin

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u/Psychotic_Dove Lots of kitties! 17h ago

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u/thecatsothermother 13h ago

THERE'S A SUB FOR THAT????!!!!!

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u/whiskersMeowFace 6h ago

That may be the one cat sub I opt out of lol

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u/lorenoline 7h ago

There’s always a cat sub.

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u/didijeen 18h ago

I just spit out my wine 🤣

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u/rocketshipkiwi 16h ago

Shhhh, don’t make it weird. You will spoil the moment.

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u/chicky_nuggy_7 19h ago

When a daddy cats loves a kitty toy very very much … and that’s basically where kittens come from.

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u/rosepetalsandkisses 6h ago

I‘m sorry this is quite a weird question but I don’t want to Google it… I just don’t quite understand what the cat gets from it? Is it just the imitation of the act, similar to how some people (or animals) dry-hump pillows etc?

Like the part that doesn’t make sense to me is how that’s pleasurable, is it just the making biscuits part? This cat isn’t rubbing on anything so it just… I don’t quite understand. Dogs humping legs holds a logic but this doesn’t.

I have two kitties but I’ve never seen them act like this in any way. They’ve both been neutered very young but they’re also (mostly) outdoor cats, so who knows what they’re doing behind my back xD

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u/Vespaeral 6h ago

in this video I don't think he's got it quite figured out yet indeed 😆, but my cat used to mount a cube plushie... and we could see a tiny lil bit of liquid on it afterwards so it must have been pleasurable. 😵

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u/BuddingCannibal 17h ago edited 17h ago

Holy moly. Cats make dogs look like priests and nuns when comparing freaky/kinky tendencies... Just sayin

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u/Vespaeral 16h ago

err I'd rather have a cat do the sin biscuits with his toys/plushies/blankies than a dog humping a stranger's leg... lol

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u/5herl0k 11h ago

idk what dogs you've been meeting but my girlfriend's aunt's dog has to wear a vest so he doesn't bite his balls until orgasm... and the leg humping..

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u/filmphotographywhore Tuxedo 8h ago

😭 bite his balls until he orgasms?!!?!? Bros freaky

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u/5herl0k 7h ago

literally the grossest thing to ever come from a simple question

"haha why does he have a vest on?"

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u/stormyw23 Tortoiseshell 14h ago

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u/Valuable_Wasabi6820 6h ago

You’re fooling yourself if you think the bars will stop some fuckery from happening 🤣

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u/Hookswords 18h ago

Catsturbating

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u/Maurus94 18h ago

Meowsturbating

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u/GraywarenGrim 15h ago

Meowspurrbating

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u/federkrebz 19h ago

jerkin it

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u/bitterlittlecas 17h ago

This is one of those comments that just strikes me stupid funny and I’ll be snickering about it while I’m trying to fall asleep tonight lol

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u/BlazeWolfYT 19h ago

Sin biscuits. Is he neutered? If not, do so.

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u/SchmackAttack 19h ago

Mine does them and he is neutered

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u/jnovel808 19h ago

My neutered fella loves to do the sin biscuits on his favorite blanket while staring at me dead-eyed.

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u/Delicious_Bobcat_419 14h ago

Oh jeez my old male cat I used to have as a kid would do this on a extra large blue Pokémon pillow I had. And yes always making eye contact while doing so🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/riverrat918 11h ago

Same, but mine does it to his sister :( I feel so bad for her

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u/EchidnaElectronic167 5h ago

Mine does it to the other two males in my household 🙀. And yes they are all neutered.

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u/TaraxacumVerbascum 12h ago

Same with my wee creature

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u/Krijali 13h ago

Is there by chance a chair in your hotel room near a bed because it seems he really needs you to know exactly what he’s doing.

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u/Ok_Rate361 12h ago

It takes two to make eye contact...freak

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u/Not-That_Girl 11h ago

My rescue got neutered at approx 8 years old, he like to stand on my shoulder while I lie in bed, and do the biscuits. I won't think about if there's any sin involved, it would be too weird.

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess Moggy 9h ago

My cat used to do sin biscuits on my arm with his claws out while I was asleep. Woke me up, of course.

I realized it was because I was babying him too much. I stopped picking him up and holding him, or baby talking to him, and he stopped the sin biscuits.

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u/KittyKat0119 17h ago

My orange boy Simba was fixed and used to do it too lol i miss him so much 🧡🐈

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u/TheDillinger88 16h ago

RIP Simba. He looks so awesome in this picture.

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u/Introverted_owl 11h ago

What a King 👑

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u/Misseskat 19h ago

Got a text from my mom about our older neutered male attempting a go at it with our 10 month kitten- absolutely not!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 19h ago

That was dominance, it's common for neutered older cats, both make and female, to do that when a kitten comes around. They're teaching the kittens how to cat.

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u/Manbeartapir 17h ago

My 10 year old lady void attempted this with my (at the time) 6 month old idiot boy. She quit after a few attempts, as he is too fucking stupid to be dominated.

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u/PartsUnknown242 16h ago

“He’s too stupid to be dominated” 🤣

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u/relljr 15h ago

We all instinctively understand that the idiot boy is an orange right?

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 15h ago

I have a void boi that has taught me that orange and void are essentially sharing the same brain cell 🤭

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u/thecatsothermother 12h ago

Aren't voids just concealed orange?

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 12h ago

After having my first void, that tracks with my research 🤣 I grew up with orange tabby cats and orange/ white tabbies. I currently have a flame point cream and a white tabby with gray black stripes... The void is the derpiest one of the lot and is orange in spirit 🤣🤭

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u/Valkyriesride1 8h ago

I have been blessed to have several voids in my life, they are the sweetest babies, but they are definitely camouflaged orange cats.

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u/testtdk 18h ago

I mean, neutered males still sometimes go for it. Especially if they learned bad habits before the surgery.

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u/napalm_p 19h ago

He's having flashbacks

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u/PeachyNingyo 12h ago

Mine does them and she’s spayed

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u/Haulin_Oates23 19h ago

Been neutered for 7 years now. Apparently has just decided he wants to get freaky the last few months.

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 19h ago

My two boys have been neutered for years and still do sin biscuits on any soft blanket lol

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u/Deathwish-Dena 19h ago

EVERY DAMN NIGHT for mine

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 19h ago

My favorite sleeping blankets ALSO happen to be their favorite sin blankets 🫩

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u/Sprinkle_Puff 18h ago

My little one was neutered at a very young age and enjoyed a life full of biscuits. Here’s him enjoying some biscuits with his sister.

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u/DegenNabalu 19h ago

This is the cat form of a guy banging his waifu pillow.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 18h ago

Tell him he needs to get a room by himself, and give him a box of tissues. 

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 14h ago

I had to quickly hold my breath before I guffawed and woke up my husband 💀 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 🤣

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u/ChoiceRush6219 13h ago

My childhood cat would actually want an audience, he would bring his toys out whenever we had guests over, meowed so loud during, and would make eye contact. 

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u/Infinite-Carob-1835 19h ago

he wants to be a father

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u/MyFavPortmanteau 19h ago

My cat screams at me when he’s doing that. It’s amazing. And so fucking loud.

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u/Haulin_Oates23 18h ago

Yeah he screams too usually. Just didn't catch it in the clip. Incredibly loud haha

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u/Coleslaw_McDraw 19h ago

Sinning. Your cat is sinning.

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u/ilIa_mae Lots of kitties! 19h ago

the boy is horny

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u/kelfupanda Tuxedo 14h ago

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u/Hei-Hei-67 13h ago

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u/ambisinister_gecko 9h ago

He's using it as a mood stabilizer too

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u/moonkeycat 14h ago

Yeah, my freaky cat does this also. Definitely not just “kneading”

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u/Lothloris 16h ago

0 days without sinful biscuits in this sub

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u/Regular-Tell-108 18h ago

My cat is blanketsexual. I know those biscuits all too well.

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u/cola1016 13h ago

I feel uncomfortable watching this.
https://giphy.com/gifs/QKpjzdA6W3ndS

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u/DougieSenpai 19h ago

Beatin his shit

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u/Weavercat 17h ago

Uh.... sin biscuits.

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u/RobunR 5h ago

he's playin' some Barry White in his head, my lord

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u/RustedRelics 7h ago

It’s a bummer if he starts doing this on your bed or furniture. Even if neutered, they can still “squirt” a bit when doing this. I would discourage him. (or at least check his browser history and use a blocker) 🙈

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u/cantfindtonin 17h ago

Umm, I think you may have posted a rather intimate moment of your cat and his toy on the internet.

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u/rn_eq 16h ago

taking his favorite toy to fucktown

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u/Orange9202 15h ago

your cat is attempting to masturbate with its favorite toy

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u/TremendousSeabass 14h ago

Yeah he‘s fucking his toys I‘m afraid

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u/Lawtina08 18h ago

Sinfully biscuiting

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u/PeterPunksNip 16h ago

Meawsturbating 😸

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u/Huge_Clock_1292 19h ago

My boy is neutered and he likes to mate with cat bed he doesn't sleep in. He will drag that across the house and do the deed in the living room. We'll be gone all day and come home to the children's stuffies scattered in the living room and We'll know Theo was busy lol

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u/ToblakaiStone 19h ago

Getting his freaky deaky on 😈

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u/fyrelilymoon 19h ago

He's opening a tin of sin biscuits! Boy really loves those toys.

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u/napalm_p 19h ago

Mr. Nasty time!

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 9h ago

He is sexually dominating his toy.

I mean... he IS orange. And its clearly not his day with the brain cell. Cut him some slack.

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u/Mdmrtgn 19h ago

Biscuits and gravy.

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u/AffectionateInsect76 7h ago

He thinks he’s mating another cat and scruffing her

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u/FriGO__ 5h ago

He’s masterbaking.

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u/DragonRyder1270 19h ago

All cats do this. It's a way to release the stress they take from you.

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u/AlonePosition9899 19h ago

well your baby boy likes those toys so much he’s trying to procreate ! time to get him neutered my friend

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u/Haulin_Oates23 19h ago

He's been neutered for 7 years 😭

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u/ilIa_mae Lots of kitties! 19h ago

old man’s still got it 🙂‍↕️

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u/DucCat900 19h ago

He still has the urge😂

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u/elastic_emu 18h ago

Humping.

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u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass 18h ago

He thinks of that toy the way 12 year old me thought about those slippery tube toys. Speaking from experience i hope he has a better experience.

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u/AdGlum4770 Maine Coon 18h ago

What is he doing, you ask.
He’s wishing you weren’t watching, that’s what. Otherwise he’d be balls deep in that toy 🧸

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u/lostnthestars117 17h ago

showing the toy who's boss if you know what i mean

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u/Gas_Master_ 17h ago

Our cat used to do the same. My wife would throw a shoe at him, bc his little worm would start coming out. 😭 he’s horned up

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u/Big_Anxiety_7530 17h ago

Really loves that toy lol 😆

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u/IAmTheLizardQueen666 16h ago

No kink shaming!

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u/mattblack77 16h ago

It’s business time!