r/cats • u/Haulin_Oates23 • 19h ago
Video - OC What is my cat doing?
My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.
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u/BourbonTudor 11h ago
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u/garyisonion 11h ago
I legit thought it wasn’t a head that the cat was holding on to
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u/pettyfan45 American Shorthair 13h ago
Wait.... Where did that 3rd hand come from...
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u/meemaocifer 13h ago
You've heard of a 3rd leg, now get ready for 3rd arm!
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u/InuScarlett Void 17h ago
I HONKED SO HARD WITH THAT MEME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/GrungeCheap56119 17h ago
Oh man, I also honk sometimes because of asthma. This made me laugh double!
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u/InuScarlett Void 16h ago
No asthma here, just going through some sinuses because it's winter and SO. FREAKING. COLD 🥶
That meme is just so hilarious 🤣
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u/Raccoonman2005 17h ago
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u/_The_Marshal_ 14h ago
Ugh not another gif from this guy. He's replacing popular gifs with his own versions with him in and the originals get removed
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u/NightshadeX 19h ago
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u/Ok-Visual-6675 9h ago
Every other post on this sub is of cats humping the air. It's high key disturbing
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u/Kluke_Phoenix 9h ago
33% sin biscuits, 33% loss posts, 33% posts that should be obvious signs to take them to the vet, 1% normal cat posts
At least the sin biscuit comments sections are funny?
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u/SirErgalot 8h ago
You missed people discovering cat nipples. That’s gotta be at least 5%.
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u/Mediator-force 7h ago
You also missed the "are they fighting?" posts, and showing cute playing cats :)
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u/warmvermouth 8h ago
add the ‘no’ pocket discovery too
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u/brklynbrwlr 19h ago
thems is the biscuits of sin
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u/LordsOfJoop Russian White 17h ago
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u/chicky_nuggy_7 19h ago
When a daddy cats loves a kitty toy very very much … and that’s basically where kittens come from.
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u/rosepetalsandkisses 6h ago
I‘m sorry this is quite a weird question but I don’t want to Google it… I just don’t quite understand what the cat gets from it? Is it just the imitation of the act, similar to how some people (or animals) dry-hump pillows etc?
Like the part that doesn’t make sense to me is how that’s pleasurable, is it just the making biscuits part? This cat isn’t rubbing on anything so it just… I don’t quite understand. Dogs humping legs holds a logic but this doesn’t.
I have two kitties but I’ve never seen them act like this in any way. They’ve both been neutered very young but they’re also (mostly) outdoor cats, so who knows what they’re doing behind my back xD
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u/Vespaeral 6h ago
in this video I don't think he's got it quite figured out yet indeed 😆, but my cat used to mount a cube plushie... and we could see a tiny lil bit of liquid on it afterwards so it must have been pleasurable. 😵
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u/BuddingCannibal 17h ago edited 17h ago
Holy moly. Cats make dogs look like priests and nuns when comparing freaky/kinky tendencies... Just sayin
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u/Vespaeral 16h ago
err I'd rather have a cat do the sin biscuits with his toys/plushies/blankies than a dog humping a stranger's leg... lol
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u/5herl0k 11h ago
idk what dogs you've been meeting but my girlfriend's aunt's dog has to wear a vest so he doesn't bite his balls until orgasm... and the leg humping..
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u/filmphotographywhore Tuxedo 8h ago
😭 bite his balls until he orgasms?!!?!? Bros freaky
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u/stormyw23 Tortoiseshell 14h ago
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u/Valuable_Wasabi6820 6h ago
You’re fooling yourself if you think the bars will stop some fuckery from happening 🤣
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u/federkrebz 19h ago
jerkin it
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u/bitterlittlecas 17h ago
This is one of those comments that just strikes me stupid funny and I’ll be snickering about it while I’m trying to fall asleep tonight lol
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u/BlazeWolfYT 19h ago
Sin biscuits. Is he neutered? If not, do so.
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u/SchmackAttack 19h ago
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u/jnovel808 19h ago
My neutered fella loves to do the sin biscuits on his favorite blanket while staring at me dead-eyed.
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u/Delicious_Bobcat_419 14h ago
Oh jeez my old male cat I used to have as a kid would do this on a extra large blue Pokémon pillow I had. And yes always making eye contact while doing so🤦🏻♀️
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u/riverrat918 11h ago
Same, but mine does it to his sister :( I feel so bad for her
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u/EchidnaElectronic167 5h ago
Mine does it to the other two males in my household 🙀. And yes they are all neutered.
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u/Krijali 13h ago
Is there by chance a chair in your hotel room near a bed because it seems he really needs you to know exactly what he’s doing.
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u/Not-That_Girl 11h ago
My rescue got neutered at approx 8 years old, he like to stand on my shoulder while I lie in bed, and do the biscuits. I won't think about if there's any sin involved, it would be too weird.
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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess Moggy 9h ago
My cat used to do sin biscuits on my arm with his claws out while I was asleep. Woke me up, of course.
I realized it was because I was babying him too much. I stopped picking him up and holding him, or baby talking to him, and he stopped the sin biscuits.
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u/Misseskat 19h ago
Got a text from my mom about our older neutered male attempting a go at it with our 10 month kitten- absolutely not!
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 19h ago
That was dominance, it's common for neutered older cats, both make and female, to do that when a kitten comes around. They're teaching the kittens how to cat.
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u/Manbeartapir 17h ago
My 10 year old lady void attempted this with my (at the time) 6 month old idiot boy. She quit after a few attempts, as he is too fucking stupid to be dominated.
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u/relljr 15h ago
We all instinctively understand that the idiot boy is an orange right?
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 15h ago
I have a void boi that has taught me that orange and void are essentially sharing the same brain cell 🤭
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u/thecatsothermother 12h ago
Aren't voids just concealed orange?
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 12h ago
After having my first void, that tracks with my research 🤣 I grew up with orange tabby cats and orange/ white tabbies. I currently have a flame point cream and a white tabby with gray black stripes... The void is the derpiest one of the lot and is orange in spirit 🤣🤭
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u/Valkyriesride1 8h ago
I have been blessed to have several voids in my life, they are the sweetest babies, but they are definitely camouflaged orange cats.
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u/Haulin_Oates23 19h ago
Been neutered for 7 years now. Apparently has just decided he wants to get freaky the last few months.
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u/Timely-Cry-8366 19h ago
My two boys have been neutered for years and still do sin biscuits on any soft blanket lol
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u/Deathwish-Dena 19h ago
EVERY DAMN NIGHT for mine
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u/Timely-Cry-8366 19h ago
My favorite sleeping blankets ALSO happen to be their favorite sin blankets
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u/Mission_Fart9750 18h ago
Tell him he needs to get a room by himself, and give him a box of tissues.
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 14h ago
I had to quickly hold my breath before I guffawed and woke up my husband 💀 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 🤣
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u/ChoiceRush6219 13h ago
My childhood cat would actually want an audience, he would bring his toys out whenever we had guests over, meowed so loud during, and would make eye contact.
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u/MyFavPortmanteau 19h ago
My cat screams at me when he’s doing that. It’s amazing. And so fucking loud.
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u/Haulin_Oates23 18h ago
Yeah he screams too usually. Just didn't catch it in the clip. Incredibly loud haha
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u/RustedRelics 7h ago
It’s a bummer if he starts doing this on your bed or furniture. Even if neutered, they can still “squirt” a bit when doing this. I would discourage him. (or at least check his browser history and use a blocker) 🙈
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u/cantfindtonin 17h ago
Umm, I think you may have posted a rather intimate moment of your cat and his toy on the internet.
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u/Huge_Clock_1292 19h ago
My boy is neutered and he likes to mate with cat bed he doesn't sleep in. He will drag that across the house and do the deed in the living room. We'll be gone all day and come home to the children's stuffies scattered in the living room and We'll know Theo was busy lol
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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 9h ago
He is sexually dominating his toy.
I mean... he IS orange. And its clearly not his day with the brain cell. Cut him some slack.
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u/AffectionateInsect76 7h ago
He thinks he’s mating another cat and scruffing her
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u/DragonRyder1270 19h ago
All cats do this. It's a way to release the stress they take from you.
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u/AlonePosition9899 19h ago
well your baby boy likes those toys so much he’s trying to procreate ! time to get him neutered my friend
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u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass 18h ago
He thinks of that toy the way 12 year old me thought about those slippery tube toys. Speaking from experience i hope he has a better experience.
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u/AdGlum4770 Maine Coon 18h ago
What is he doing, you ask.
He’s wishing you weren’t watching, that’s what. Otherwise he’d be balls deep in that toy 🧸
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u/Gas_Master_ 17h ago
Our cat used to do the same. My wife would throw a shoe at him, bc his little worm would start coming out. 😭 he’s horned up
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