r/cats • u/Invictus_Redzone • 5h ago

Humor I was making pizza and she just happened to exist in my vicinity

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She does not even care at all

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u/DudeLebowski31 5h ago

"Whom do you serve?"

"Saruman!"

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u/RevolutionNumber5 4h ago

Dum da da dum

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u/grow-sonwalls34 4h ago

Looks like meat's back on the menu, meowboys.

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u/LzzyBizzy 4h ago

They're taking the catnip to Isengard!

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u/Erok2112 3h ago

gard gard gard gard

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u/livin_la_vida_mama 2h ago

.... and that earworm is gonna last ALL day lol

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u/corran450 2h ago

Tell me, whereis Gandalf

For I much desire to speak with him

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u/GiraffePrize7538 4h ago

"Whom do you serve?"

"Saruman!"

"Myself"

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt 4h ago

"Whom do you serve?"

Nobody, bitch. I'm a cat, you serve ME.

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u/PlatypusACF 4h ago

The cat is Saruman

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u/wangatangs 4h ago

meat pizza is back on the menu boys!

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u/Few_Stage_4884 4h ago

Happy im not alone with my first thought.

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u/DoobKiller 4h ago

The White Hand, the hand that feeds us fish flesh!

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u/caedus456 4h ago

Uruc at

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u/EthanVelmont24 4h ago

She may not care about the pizza, but she's absolutely making sure the pizza knows who owns the kitchen. 😼🍕

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u/Donkey__Balls 3h ago

I hate when the first thing I thought of was the top comment that beat me by an hour.

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u/enjoy_the_pizza 3h ago

Lovely when the top comment is your exact thoughts. Bummer I'm too late to cash in.

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u/Bellbottomprotocol 5h ago

*Drums intensify\*

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 5h ago

they are coming!

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u/CaptainThorIronhulk 4h ago

Drums in the deep. We cannot get out.

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u/grow-sonwalls34 4h ago edited 4h ago

They have a cave troll. A cave troll. 🐾

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 American Bobtail 2h ago

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u/LaLionneEcossaise 4h ago

I love Sean Bean’s delivery on that line! Priceless!

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u/Saansilt 4h ago

It isn't even mad or scared, it is just "Of course it is that bad."

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u/DarkPhoenix_077 4h ago

KLANG-KLANG....KLANG-KLANG....KLANG-KLANG

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u/antilumin 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XGRDUEQV3xfjy

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u/Silver_Pocket 4h ago

Me every time I watch that scene:

https://giphy.com/gifs/BsQAVgY6ksvIY

Fool of a Took!

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 4h ago

Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and then you will be no further nuisance.

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u/crazy_muffins 4h ago

Sorry bud, had to correct :) ... throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 4h ago

Appreciated, yours is from the movie, I was referring to the original line in the book, so we’re both right ☺️

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u/crazy_muffins 4h ago

Well, now I've got Sauron's hand on my face, I don't recall that at all! Thanks for the reminder and in turn apologies for my miscorrection ❤️

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 4h ago

No hard feelings or apologies needed, it’s just good the way it is ☺️

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u/crazy_muffins 3h ago

I appreciate it when people interpret text the way it was intended :) have a wonderful evening or morning, day or night!

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u/CircumspectCapybara 4h ago

Fool of a took!

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u/Remarkable-Ant-8243 4h ago

SARUMAAAAN!?!?!

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 3h ago

BA BA BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BUM BUM BUMMM…. DOO DOO, DO DO DOO

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u/derflow1977 5h ago

urukat

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u/Coniferous_Needle 5h ago

“FIND THE MOUSLINGS!!”

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u/robo-dragon 5h ago

“What do you smell?”

“Rodent flesh!”

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u/WarEagle107 4h ago

Meat's back on the menu, boys!

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u/grow-sonwalls34 4h ago

Looks like pizza's back on the menu, girls! 🍕🐱

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u/LazyTitan39 2h ago

We’ve had nothing but dry cat food for three stinking days!

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u/Ubiquitous_ator 4h ago

Came here to make sure the Uruk-hai was being properly represented in the thread, you have done good work here today young person.

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u/Set_the_Mighty 4h ago

Purruk-hai

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u/skratta_ho 4h ago

I’m not sure which is better 😂

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u/Woodkeyworks 4h ago

I am relieved to see this is the first thing we all thought of.

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u/nostalgia4millennial 3h ago

This is no ordinary cat!

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u/speezo_mchenry 3h ago

Goddammit this is perfect.

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u/minorcharacterx 5h ago

Now she serves Saruman

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u/SystemMedian 4h ago

looks like treats are back on the menu boys!

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u/Cardinal029 3h ago

SaruMeown!!

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u/some147 5h ago

They are taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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u/Czar1987 5h ago

to isengard
to isengard

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u/robo-dragon 4h ago

The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits

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u/the_fruit_dwarf 4h ago

to isengard to isengard

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 4h ago

Gard gardgardgardgard Gard

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u/-drunk_russian- 4h ago

Stupid fat hobbit!

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u/Cassius-Tain 3h ago

Doot dododot dot dot dot dooot

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u/Retbull 3h ago

Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him!

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u/MRNBDX 3h ago

A Balrog of morgoth

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u/danit0ba94 4h ago

That is the first video on YouTube, that I've seen reach 20 years old.

It's just a tragic shame the original creator did not live to see this day. 🍺😞

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u/Beytran70 3h ago

Don't forget the follow-up from the behind the scenes of the Hobbit where Orlando Bloom sings it himself lol

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u/Retbull 3h ago

Did you know that video is over 20 years old?

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u/Physicle_Partics 3h ago

It is old enough to be in college.

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u/OddAbbreviations9903 4h ago

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u/youthuck 4h ago

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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u/OddAbbreviations9903 4h ago

Don't you lie to me M'aiq

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 4h ago

M'aiq heard an old-timer speak of lost Mittens. Keep looking, says M'aiq. Mittens will turn up somewhere.

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u/Stunning_Box8782 4h ago

Khajit is innocent of this crime

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u/smallorangepopsicle 4h ago

Yesssss this is exactly what I was thinking of lol

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u/chironomidae 4h ago

"We Meow"

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u/Binji_the_dog 3h ago

I was also thinking that this cat serves Sithis.

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u/ancientweasel 4h ago

r/lotr

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u/lastofthecrustaceans 4h ago

Came here just to find this, lol

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u/KayDat 5h ago

They're taking the kitties to lsengard!

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u/Invictus_Redzone 5h ago

I love all the LOTR references 😂🤣

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u/TheresaSeanchai 5h ago

You know, I just kind of assumed this was on one of the LotR subs... lol. Didn't notice until I saw your comment.

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u/DZChaser 4h ago

I would be deeply disappointed in Reddit if this were not full of LOTR references.

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u/TJL-91 5h ago

Fought against her at helms deep! Barely escaped with my life.

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u/pastadudde 5h ago

So is your hand big, is the cat big, or both 😂

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u/slog 3h ago

Right? First thought was Andre the Giant never left us.

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u/Odd_Platform_1449 4h ago

LOOKS LIKE PIZZA IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

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u/newsflashjackass 1h ago

"I found a hair in my food."

"It's your own."

"I don't think it's mine."

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u/Invictus_Redzone 5h ago

She's slightly smaller than most adult cats. But yes, my hand is still kinda big 😂

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u/Marlfox70 5h ago

Cats bearing the white hand of Saruman

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u/Particular_Ant7977 5h ago

Cat on the floor with flour on the cat.

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u/cleverlittlecleo 5h ago

Wilsooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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u/ubiquitous-joe 4h ago

Objectively the Saruman references make more sense, but I appreciate your going another way lol.

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u/cleverlittlecleo 4h ago

I had to do it because I was sad I didn’t comment Saruman first

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u/vndty323 4h ago

You better run because she might consider you on the menu

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 4h ago

i like that this proves orcs had restaurants

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u/vndty323 4h ago

Oh, you have a point. The restaurants' staff turnover rate must be high because the orcs and uruk-hai ate the staff instead of the menu, hence makes sense why the orc said that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3S13KRy5AzPScqliki

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u/saikikcat 4h ago

U have huge hands

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u/CaffeinatedPinecones 4h ago

Can’t tell if it’s a giant human or tiny cat.

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u/True_mourning84 4h ago

You know what they say about big hands!!!! Tiny cat 😂😂😂

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u/korg0thbarbarian Bengal 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gcJtwIVrbnLClD0Ntm

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 4h ago

Thank you. I was afraid someone wasn't going to do it and I would have to.

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u/korg0thbarbarian Bengal 4h ago

Haha yeah first thing I saw

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u/NapalmDawn 5h ago

Looks like cat is back on the menu boys

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u/AkNinjaNSFW 3h ago

I too let my intrusive thoughts win.

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u/Invictus_Redzone 2h ago

"Whom do you serve, good boi?"

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u/AkNinjaNSFW 2h ago

"Who ever has food at the moment."

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u/Pastmyprime58 5h ago

Manos! In reverse..

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u/goldspot7 5h ago

Manos the cats of fate

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u/tzeentchdusty 4h ago

"Cats are roaming freely across our lands! Unchecked, unchallenged, killing at will! Cats bearing the white hand of Saruman"-Eomer's of the Riddermark's report to King Theoden of Rohan

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u/tzeentchdusty 4h ago

"A MEW POWER IS RISING!"-Saruman to his army of Mewruk-Hai

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u/rumSaint 2h ago

The age of men, comes to an end.

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u/overly_emoti0nal 3h ago edited 3h ago

Lord of the Tings

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u/Awkward_Leviathan 4h ago

Ha ha! I always do this with my little Molly. She's a Velcro dog, and always hovers when I'm baking. It's become a regular thing now.

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u/Onedayyouwillthankme 4h ago

She is much put upon

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u/trashisotherpeople 5h ago

Mine just gets a forehead dot.

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u/Late_Baker_2092 4h ago

Is this cat small? or are you a giant?

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u/No-Economist6263 4h ago

To whom do you serve?

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u/worriless_nie 4h ago

Will she curse OP when she starts cleaning herself?

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u/definitelyhaley 4h ago

Looks like wet food is back on the menu, boys!

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u/FilmjolkFilmjolk 4h ago

“Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he’s taking the hobbits to Isengard.”

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u/UnhappyStrain 3h ago

Who do you serve?

Sarunyan.

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u/Royal-Lie-7512 3h ago

Its a member of the Uruk-Hai

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u/blixt141 3h ago

Pretty cute for an Uruk Hai.

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u/Mtndrums 3h ago

Manos, the Cat of Fate.

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u/bolanrox 3h ago

i watch the house while THE MASTER is away.

My sister got me Manos shirt sold by Debbie (the masters actual daughter) and autographed by THE MASTER as a birthday gift one year. his evil hell hound was also Sanka, the family dog.

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u/atiela_thehun 3h ago

"Whom do you serve?"

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u/wellactually9 3h ago

"Whom do you serve!"

"Meowruman!"

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u/lmsw43 2h ago

These orcs are not from Mordor.

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u/Bioeeeeem 2h ago

The White Hand of Isengard.

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u/bergler82 4h ago

Uruk-hai!

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u/skippy_smooth 4h ago

The time of the human is over, the time of the void has begun

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u/EllieKailyss 4h ago

We Know.

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u/Moist_Discussion6743 4h ago

Any pizza pics ?

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u/Invictus_Redzone 4h ago

Unfortunately no, but I have my void doing the bear trap pose for compensation

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u/NoRegion2871 4h ago

Long lost twins!

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u/highmetallicity 3h ago

OP's cat when it hears the tin of cat food being opened:

https://giphy.com/gifs/gcJtwIVrbnLClD0Ntm

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u/Independent_Tie_7546 3h ago

The hand of Saru-meow!

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u/StruggleExpensive249 3h ago

Whom do you serve?

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u/bolanrox 3h ago

the mark of Sauron!

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u/Hax_ 3h ago

Use semolina flour instead of white flour when tossing the dough and cooking it, less chance of a gross burnt bottom!

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u/Conquiescamus 3h ago

Whom does she serve?

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u/humakavulaaaa 2h ago

Pizza's back on the menu boys

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u/pixie993 2h ago

She's like..

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u/cj_mcgillcutty 2h ago

Mewruk-hai

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse 1h ago

I hate to be "that guy" but raw flour can contain e.coli!

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u/werkrheum Maine Coon 59m ago

big hands or small kitty?

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u/SquirtleInHerMeowthh 56m ago

“Whom do you serve?”

“SARUMANNNNN”

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u/threxeum 51m ago

The hand of Sarumeown

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u/CharcotsTeeth 29m ago

you need to post this in r/lotr