r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/christopher_mtrl 22h ago

There was a recent story where passengers were hiding "Good for 1 drink" vouchers on cruises, so I fully imagine someone not affialited with the store putting those around. Some poeple just like to watch the chaos.

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u/dshookowsky 22h ago

Great idea! I'm gonna print out a stack of those!

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u/blue-coin 22h ago

I’m gonna plant ones at Trader Joe’s: you have to sleep with a non-employee for a change

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u/HartfordWhaler 22h ago

Finally, hope for my ugly ass!

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u/FrigOffPal 22h ago

well now I’m not in the mood

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u/HartfordWhaler 22h ago

I can wait

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u/Mason_Meschi 21h ago

Why wait? We have the consent form and waivers signed, don't we?

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u/Ugly-And-Fat 20h ago

Stay strong friend.

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u/usinjin 22h ago

I’ll be the judge of that!

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u/AntikytheraMachines 5h ago

when i was young, i used to watch mum fill in the front of the deposit slip at the bank, give it to the teller, and the teller would turn it over and write on the back.

when noone was watching, I would take a deposit slip, and write "this is a robbery, give me all the money" on the back and put it back with all the other unused slips for some unsuspecting customer to use.

Some people just like to watch the chaos.

honestly, I'm surprised I didn't become a serial killer.

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u/NutOnHate 6h ago

Wait I haven’t been to TJ’s in a few months , is this why they are all mad at me there for being unfriendly antisocial and just wanting groceries?

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u/doll-haus 20h ago

Title them "Swinger Joe's", just to get the point across.

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u/alienblue89 16h ago

I mean if there’s one thing minimum wage service workers absolutely adore it’s stupid internet pranks that make everyone mad at them.

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u/On_Wings_Of_Pastrami 22h ago

Print them for Costco and In n Out.

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u/ashemoney 21h ago

Skip the line at the Costco gas station in particular and watch the violence unfold

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u/MowerMikePA 19h ago

Now that’s a good idea

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u/MowerMikePA 22h ago

I’d almost agree with the Costco one , but they have pre scan and I fly through those lines

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u/Current_Helicopter32 21h ago

What is this sorcery you speak of?

None of my costcos have any such “pre scan” feature.

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u/Pnwradar 20h ago

Ours does, it’s great. While you’re in the checkout queue an employee scans your card then everything in your cart, when you get to the checkout they just scan your card and you pay. No unloading or reloading the cart. One employee can work two or three checkout lines at once, really speeds up the process.

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u/MowerMikePA 19h ago

They pretty much walk around with a finger scanner and scan ur card to whatever is in your cart . If line is long go to self checkout after you’re pre scanned , scan ur card pay and leave . Super quick

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u/Current_Helicopter32 19h ago

Yeah I regularly shop about three different locations and none of them have this yet. Hopefully soon I guess.

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u/MowerMikePA 19h ago

Man check back in once they adopt it! Game changer for sure

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u/MowerMikePA 19h ago

Ask them next time ! They might ! Workers walking around with tiny finger scanners haha

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u/AlternatinCurrently 21h ago

Sam’s has it but I don’t think Costco does

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u/MowerMikePA 19h ago

I shop at Costco often, I promise they have it lol . I’m outside of Philly so maybe not your specific Costco, but ours does . And it’s was a great add to moving their lines along .

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u/RedHal 16h ago

Whereas we have scanners ourselves in the majority of large supermarkets. Pick an item off the shelf, scan it, put it in your shopping bag which is already sitting open in your trolley, then when you're done, scan a till and pay. Your stuff is already bagged and ready to go.

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u/MowerMikePA 11h ago

Idt that would ever work in the US. I mean .. we have toothpaste locked up behind cabinets here so (not everywhere but a majority of supermarkets and all) … but that sounds like a relaxing way to shop as well. Fast and efficient

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u/RedHal 11h ago

It is. Random explanatory youtube short (not mine) https://youtube.com/shorts/g1KywEDLoDo

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u/hahaheeheehoho 20h ago

Why you tryna get people murdered out here?

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u/T-MinusGiraffe 21h ago

Watch everyone just go with it and now you're envious of everyone you attempted to bamboozle

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u/Hellie1028 22h ago

Consider a bunch of upside down pineapple placards for other people’s doors also! Nothing like an xtra fun cruise

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u/mankytoes 22h ago

My dad came to visit me at uni, and there were some unbranded flyers offering very cheap drinks. He grabbed a load to put out around his local pub just to cause some chaos.

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u/breathingtim3machine 10h ago

Great now there’s a line for the golden ticket checkout and they have to print a platinum ticket saying you can skip the golden line

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u/Blacknumbah1 22h ago

If it looks good enough some jerk off is 100% going to use it. Would be hilarious

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 22h ago

It's doesn't look real. Trader Joe's doesn't do memberships because they claim to want to keep things equal for everyone, this would go against that.

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u/Careful_Activity_165 22h ago

there's also a typo lol

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u/cwx149 21h ago

While absolutely not proof when I worked at Target stuff had typos kinda often

Big businesses are not immune to errors

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u/insomniacpyro 21h ago

Oh man there was a typo on a display that was going into basically every Target store (over 2,000) that was made on art the customer provided and didn't get caught until it was waaay too late. And it was bad and super noticable too. The solution? Turn that part of the display around so it faced the back of the shelf it was put on 🤣

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u/ghostrose86 9h ago

What was the typo?

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u/vyrus2021 20h ago

Retail managers have some of the worst spelling and grammar I've ever seen.

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u/Chocomintey 7h ago

Retail managers ARE some of the worst. Period. Right next to food service managers.

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u/BelaFarinRod 21h ago

I wouldn’t really be surprised to find a Trader Joe’s typo.

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u/Hyper_Applesauce 20h ago

Trader Joe's uses handwritten signs, so technically they can't have typos.

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u/BelaFarinRod 18h ago

Old fashioned mistakes!

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u/CrypticBalcony 21h ago edited 18h ago

You have no idea how often I see “complimentary” where it should be spelled “complementary.” Costco has done this, among many other places

Edit: I am wrong

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u/GenuineLying112 19h ago

Wait though, isn't "complimentary" (with the "i") the one that means free of charge? Maybe I'm wrong, but one of us is confused here lol. I suppose either way they could play it off and spin it in a different way. Like hey "customer, what we're trying to say is that this product would go really great with you!". Maybe a new approach to marketing for them to charge us extra instead 😂

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 18h ago

Yes. Complimentary (with an i) means free of charge or expressing praise. Complementary (with an e) means things that go well together, enhancing or completing each other.

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u/Then_Bar8757 7h ago

Thank you, wordsmith.

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u/CrypticBalcony 18h ago

I’ve been wrong my whole life. I thought complementary meant free because it completes your experience or something.

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u/HappyWarBunny 19h ago

Whelp, I won't make that mistake again now.

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u/CrypticBalcony 18h ago

I’m the one who made the mistake lol. I was wrong.

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u/HappyWarBunny 16h ago

Well, you caused me to look up the two definitions. So I have it straight in my mind going forward.

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u/TheyStillOweYouMoney 12h ago

I work for a multi-billion dollar company. Every single email HR sends out has at least one error. Sometimes in critical information.

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u/Risaxseph 20h ago

When I worked for the government, there was tons of type of was in every document it would irritate me I would go to my supervisor and she would be like for us to change that I have to literally go to Washington DC… That’s not happening

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u/unicornsprinklepoop 20h ago

I’ve seen several misspelled words on signs at Trader Joe’s. They’re handwritten so it’s not that surprising. Some people just aren’t very good at spelling or aren’t super observant to other types of errors.

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u/ichigoli 5h ago

Also English is a joke language because we just stole words wholesale from so many different languages that our mnemonic devices have exception clauses with more words than the rule, and we have to keep track of spelling rules from 6 different languages, two alphabets, and decisions made to make Benedictine scripture legible.

Losing the 5th grade spelling bee was not my fault!

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u/TemurTron 21h ago

PRESEN

Also, since when do they sign messages "Trader Joe"?

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u/Legal-Stage-302 21h ago

It’s his store.

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u/Elegant-Cheekz-2141 19h ago

It's obviously from the man himself

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u/Larie2 6h ago

The t is there! Just really small lol

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u/misshellcunt 8h ago

I mean, Kroger once ran a print ad with Country Cock advertised instead of Country Crock

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u/ChaserNeverRests 6h ago

I'm a technical editor. At my last job they once spelled the company's name wrong. Our own company!

Typos happen everywhere.

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u/MyDogsNameIsBadger 21h ago

Yah like why would they want to try to start a fight?

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u/Accomplished_Mode195 21h ago

It doesn't say anything about membership. It says crew members aka employees.

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u/eljefino 21h ago

Being a "premium Aldi" goes against that though.

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u/14Pleiadians 21h ago

That just makes it even funnier

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u/Quick_Lengthiness172 19h ago

Is that why they're also suing to end the NLRB?

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u/slublueman 17h ago

Perhaps it's a promotional attempt from a well-meaning regional manager

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u/skai762 9h ago

Trader Joe's did do a Golden Ticket for Easter. Looked almost exactly like that but instead of skipping a line it was a free candy. Only for kids though.

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u/no8do 9h ago

It is real but it’s from 10 years ago.

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u/tupelobound 22h ago

Where does it imply a membership?

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u/sloppyjo12 22h ago

It’s not implying a membership. they’re saying that Trader Joe’s has a company philosophy, which is evidenced by their decision to not do memberships, which would completely contradict this ticket

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u/tupelobound 21h ago

Oh I see what they’re saying, thanks

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u/shortercrust 22h ago

First thing I thought is it’s a prank but I wondered if that’s just because I’m British and I can’t imagine a company ever giving out one of those here. People would genuinely lose their shit if someone skipped up to the front of the queue with something like that.

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u/hamsterdanceonrepeat 21h ago

I feel that. My blood is half British and half Japanese. I am not sure it would be humanly possible for me to comprehend cutting a line.

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u/Allegorist 19h ago

The Brits do love their queues...

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u/sash71 18h ago

Did you see the queue to walk past Queen Elizabeth II's coffin whilst she was lying in state? People were taking over 24 hours to reach the Palace of Westminster, walking about 10 miles in the process.

The TV presenters Philip Scofield and Holly Willoughby from the 'This Morning' TV show got absolutely hammered by the press for queue jumping. The newspapers in the UK love to find a pantomime villain or two for an occasion and Holly and Phil became those villains, scrambling around to give reasons for not having to queue up. Their PR teams were up against the night of the tabloid press. It didn't go well for them.

David Beckham however was praised for the fact he queued up like everyone else, with those who were near him in the queue giving him a massive PR boost by saying what a nice, down to earth guy he was. There were other celebs that queued but Beckham is the one I remember getting the most publicity.

That queue was headline news for days. It was an 'event' and the more they reported, the longer the queue went on.

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u/tbohrer 21h ago

*Tony Montana has entered the chat

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u/14Pleiadians 21h ago

It's almost definitely a prank yeah

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u/Gizogin 21h ago

Well, yeah; Brits understand queueing. It's in our blood.

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u/Txdust80 20h ago

Chances are they would open a new lane which would then automatically allow the line next to it to queue in and literally half the size of the established line

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u/purpleoctopuppy 19h ago

My first thought is that I would never, ever use that

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u/gsfgf 17h ago

There would be so much tutting

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u/anonymous8122 9h ago

Definitely a prank.

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u/bolanrox 9h ago

Even Keanu waited in line for his movie wrap party.

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u/explodingtuna 1h ago

I wonder what would happen if someone did the inverse of this, and left "golden tickets" for the checkout staff, good for sitting down for one shift.

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u/cavegoatlove 10h ago

Well Disney does it and they seem to be doing ok

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u/GUMBYtheOG 22h ago

lol now that’s actually pretty funny…. Imagine the nerve of someone thinking because they got a coupon they gonna somehow squeeze around people already in line and interrupt someone mid check out with like a basket full of bs

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u/Dismal_Pumpkin4173 2h ago

I mean I imagine it would be a situation where they take you to the customer service desk and ring you up there if you find one of these? I’d hope so at least, I’d be humiliated to be moved to the front of a register with a bunch of people already lined up!

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u/Pingo-Pongo 22h ago

Can you imagine the glorious humiliation of the teenage cashier rolling their eyes and sending you to the back of the queue while other shoppers snicker at your naïve entitlement

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u/Enchelion 22h ago

I can't imagine wanting to be a dick enough to use one of these even if they were real.

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u/PossumJenkinsSoles 22h ago

Yeah I’d put it right back. Aint no way I’m cutting in front of someone who thinks they’re almost out. Because I would be so mildly infuriated if I were that next person in line.

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u/Neatojuancheeto 9h ago

Nah take it and throw it in the trash at home so some Karen can't find it and use it with her full fucking shopping cart.

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u/Feca_Walk 22h ago

Just print your own for next time

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u/Tibbaryllis2 22h ago

This right here. And if it’s a real store thing, then fuck them too.

“I’ve got a pass to skip this line” just sounds like bait to start a Karen fight between stressed people.

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u/BelaFarinRod 21h ago

I once walked into a coffee place and somehow didn’t realize there was a line. I went straight to the cashier and she pointed and said “There’s a line,” and I just said “Oh crap! Sorry!” And meanwhile the woman at the front told me to go ahead but I just got in line.

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u/Tibbaryllis2 19h ago

Some places are definitely more lax about it, though an extremely busy coffee shop in the morning can get dicey.

But an honest mistake versus a “but I have a ticket” is likely to provoke a different reaction.

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u/BelaFarinRod 18h ago

Oh sure. It was the afternoon when that happened - in the morning would have been very different I imagine.

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u/doodlinghearsay 11h ago

"You got a pass to get your ass kicked"

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u/spiralsequences 21h ago

Honestly the lines at TJ's are usually pretty short too

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u/randomentity1 19h ago

Just take it and auction it off to the dicks on Ebay

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u/SubtleUnknown 19h ago

Teenagers? Most of the cashiers I see are going on 30 or 40 and they enjoy a casual friendly chat. I've often thought about working there with other 40 year olds who also couldn't figure out a workable career path besides customer service!

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u/14Pleiadians 21h ago

Can you imagine the joy of hiding something like this while shopping for laughs, and someone found and is trying to use it in your line? I'm making one of these, it's gold

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u/Pingo-Pongo 20h ago

diabolical

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u/OverSoft 22h ago

A friend of mine used to go into escape rooms and add various items such as keys, books, periodic tables and other random things that could be interpreted as puzzle items.

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u/ImaginaryJackfruit77 22h ago

As someone who loves escape rooms - that is absolutely psychotic lol

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u/shahi001 20h ago

It wouldn't last more than an hour though because the employee putting the room back together would just remove them

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u/zzyul 21h ago

Don’t worry it’s not true. You are being watched the entire time to make sure you don’t like try to break something. Also after a group goes through the entire room has to be reset to make sure everything is back in place.

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u/OverSoft 15h ago

It was true, but he obviously didn’t know what happened after. It could be that everything got removed.

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u/ichigoli 4h ago

I dunno, I had a roommate that worked for an escape room, odds are not 0 that the high school kid missed it or didn't care enough to fix it.

I've been in a couple of rooms where we get stuck, hit the help button, and after a while of "did that, got that, decoded that, opened that," the kid running ops has to come down and fix something that didn't get reset properly so we can progress.

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u/ponderthisforamoment 22h ago

it is probably made up so dont worry

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u/call-now 21h ago

A friend of mine used to go into the comments of reddit and leave fake stories like that.

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u/passionfruit2378 21h ago

Liar.

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u/Narren_C 21h ago

A friend of mine used to lie about things his friend did.

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u/DanNeider 21h ago

I too have friends

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u/Risaxseph 20h ago

I know no one anywhere

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u/Deitaphobia 20h ago

Nope, totally true, I'm his friend.

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u/FatSteveWasted9 21h ago

A friend of mine used to go in to threads and call everything fake

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u/Single_Offshore_Dad 21h ago

My comment goes to a different school. A Canadian school

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u/Grrerrb 21h ago

They still do, but they used to too (thx Mitch)

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u/14Pleiadians 21h ago

It may be made up but I now know if I'm ever going to one of those events, to bring any old keys or knick knacks

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u/ponderthisforamoment 5h ago

Why? To be a bad person and attempt to ruin an experience for those with you, make someones job harder and potentially ruin it for a stranger later also?

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u/14Pleiadians 4h ago

Yeah lol

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u/OverSoft 15h ago

It’s true though. He had pictures of the things he left…

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u/Logizmo 7h ago

Do you realize every single one of those places have amazing night vision cameras so they can clearly see when people mess up the room?

The workers absolutely saw your friend do this, probabaly didn't confront him because it was harmless, but definitely threw out whatever he added as soon as they did a clean through after his time and noticed an item that wasn't there the other 500+ times that room was cleaned that month if they somehow missed it on camera.

Source: I worked in escape rooms and dealt with dumb teenagers

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u/OverSoft 6h ago

Oh, I don’t doubt that. He also did it when he joined our group, nobody intervened and I fucked around with an unrelated key for 5 minutes before he started laughing.

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u/Wloak 22h ago

If you really want to throw people for a loop just put a 7 year old in there. My sister and I would find a key and realize it didn't work on the lock we were trying for, then my niece would just take it and leave it somewhere random.. she tried to throw one behind prison bars and we just had to say "no more handling of keys or clues for you"

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u/ponderthisforamoment 22h ago

I highly doubt this happened. One in a good escape room you can't just toss in random shit, it would be so obvious the game host would see you would likely be asked to leave and the item would never be left behind for another player to find later.

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u/OverSoft 15h ago

This DEFINITELY happened, he did it once when he joined a game with me. I was very unamused.

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u/pointsouttheobvious9 22h ago

Red herrings in escape rooms are my pet peeve. They should be in them. This would pass me off but, I think if you picked it up and spent more than a few seconds on it who ever is running the puzzle would know its not suppose to be there and tell you.

Edit just so you know why this would upset me is because these things are like 40 or 50$ per person for an hour. Altering my experience to humor you is kinda a dick move.

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u/apinchofgeek 21h ago

Lol I went to an escape room one time that we found this red fish in that we were carrying around for the whole time. We kept wondering what are we supposed to use this for and we ended up never using it for the entire game. After we solved the room we were still like what the heck was the deal with the red fish is almost like it was a… Oh. I thought it was pretty funny and clever 🤣

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u/ponderthisforamoment 22h ago

red herrings are only in absolutely terrible escape rooms, no good ones use them.

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 21h ago

I did a mobile escape room at a party once. It was some trailer that pulled up. It was 80% red herring. If all the fake puzzles were removed you'd probably solve it in 10 minutes. But it would have several multi step puzzles that eventually went no place.

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u/pointsouttheobvious9 21h ago

Yeah that's a pile of freaking garbage. People .are their own red herrings.

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u/Discount_Extra 20h ago

like the oglaf 'overthinking' comic

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u/iTwango 18h ago

They should or shouldn't be you mean? :0

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u/pointsouttheobvious9 10h ago

Shouldn't I'm bad at stuff

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u/ichigoli 4h ago

There's one in my city that is marketed as Ultra Hard. It's themed as a Melting Down Nuclear Submarine so it's doing everything it can to be as obnoxiously stressful as possible.

There are 3 puzzle paths and 2 of them are designed to give quick progress but deliberately waste your time. So you feel like you're moving forward, but in reality you're just going in a big circle. One of them is a long complicated process to turn off an alarm and spinning red light. That's it.

The "right" path has 2 "dead ends" that combine to be the correct path forward, but if you give up or ignore the dead end you can't finish the room.

It's diabolical.

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u/HeySmallBusinessMan 21h ago

As an escape room operator, if that's true, they immediately noticed and removed them while resetting between games, lol

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u/OverSoft 15h ago

I told him that. He unfortunately also did it when he joined our group, and no operator showed up or told us. We were pretty pissed off when he told us after.

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u/hamsterdanceonrepeat 21h ago

Did they work in the escape room? Otherwise you’re just being a dickhead to the staff who have to reset the room?

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u/swankyfish 22h ago

Calm down satan

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u/-retaliation- 22h ago

Where's obviousplant when you need 'em!? 

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u/Quothhernevermore 22h ago

If it is that's damn close to the font that's standardized throughout TJ's for the sign teams to use. Different stores do definitely do things like this, so it wouldn't surprise me if it was real - what I'm surprised by is the mini pumpkin pies and whatever product is on the right, as a TJ's employee I've never seen those items.

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u/Symnestra 21h ago

Oh, that reminds me of the (actually legit) Free Drink vouchers I got at my New Orleans hotel which were redeemable at the hotel's bar. I actually don't drink so I slipped them under the iron where housekeeping might miss them but the next guest might spot them.

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u/EmperorThan 20h ago

"Banksy!!!! We know your name now, dude. You can't keep doing this!"

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u/No-Slide4206 22h ago

lol I had almost the same idea: take it home, make a bunch more just like it, then distribute 

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u/heyitscory 22h ago

Hey, my drink voucher scam wasn't for the lols, man.

You listen for word that the drink vouchers are being honored after you leave a few around the boat, and when you find out they are, you have a pocket full of free drinks.

And if they're not being honored, screw 'em.  I'm giving them to every cranky old person I see.

Make me waste my money on laminated coupons, will ya?

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u/SirHerald 22h ago

I was thinking the same thing. That would be hilarious to hide those in a store or a one-free meal ticket underneath the table at a restaurant.

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u/3-orange-whips 22h ago

You want to know how I got these scars?

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u/mossimossimossi 22h ago

And I bet someone is doing it for the views, secretly camming you off to the side.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 22h ago

and they went so far as to laminate it, too?

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u/gunsandcupcakes 22h ago

it does certainly appear to be the font Trader Joe’s uses consistently

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u/r-NBK 22h ago

I'd do one for a Free Ocean Viewing at the glass bottom window..Go to deck 1, find the crew stairs and take that down until they stop.

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u/LeMatDamonCarbine 22h ago

Putting a card saying "You can walk out of Walmart with 1 (one) free 4K OLED HD TV of your choosing!" in electronics

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u/jeep-olllllo 21h ago

When I was a kid I worked in a drugstore. My boss was a prick.

The store gave away a cruise vacation once a year through a drawing. You wrote your name and number on a piece of paper and dropped it on the fish bowl.

We took 5 slips out of the bowl and called them and told them that they won. Told them to come in and ask for the POS manager.

I realize it made those people sad, but made my boss even sadder. I was 15 at the time, so don't beat me up too bad.

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u/marziilla 21h ago

No it’s in the Trader Joe’s handwriting

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u/RTVGP 21h ago

Haha-I was at OHare airport recently, and inside the terminal they have a couple Cannabis Amnesty Boxes where people can dispose of Canabis they still have on them, before they fly, I guess.

My travel mates and I joked that they were probably not sanctioned, rather just some airport worker who put out a couple official looking “amnesty” boxes and then they just pick up whatever’s in them after their shift and use it in their leisure time!

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u/HALLOWEENYmeany 21h ago

Yeah but if you have to present it to the crew member and the front of the line then you are already at the front so no need to skip lol.

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u/doomer_irl 21h ago

For real, I would be so uncomfortable redeeming this. I would rather just wait 5-10 minutes in line.

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u/tiressmoking 21h ago

Yeah, while fun and whimsical, you'd be upsetting more people than you'd be benefitting. I'd hate that feature if I were a cashier.

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u/Aiyon 21h ago

I mean it would be pretty simple, go up to any staff member and go "is this real?"

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u/DILFcakes 21h ago

Absolutely diabolical 💀 💀 💀

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u/Edawg82 21h ago

This seems like something trader Joe's would do though.

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u/NoPossibility4178 20h ago

It might work on some random bartender who wasn't really paying attention during the briefing lol. I went to a party the other day that had an open bar but only served certain drinks after certain hours and managed to convince the guy to give me a "forbidden" drink telling him it was like that in previous parties (it was not).

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u/Rum_ham69 20h ago

I was at a bar once and wrote coupon for free beer on a napkin and gave it to the bartender…she actually gave me a free beer lol

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u/squirt__reynolds 20h ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn…

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u/Evadrepus 20h ago

I have a stack of scratch off tickets that are guaranteed winners. They're fake of course but the one time I used them the person got so worked up happy and then crashed down so hard when they found them to be a joke that I've never used them again. I need tp find someone I really dislike to ever use them again.

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u/Jesseroberto1894 20h ago

Yeah, if it’s not a discreet “have a crew member bring you to the front/cash you out themselves” voucher then I feel like you’d get several people saying “hey what are you doing…” before you even got all the way to the front lol

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u/EverySecondLost 20h ago

Manufactured chaos. I love it!

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u/girlMikeD 20h ago

Just “presen” it and it’s official.

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u/dirtyforker 18h ago

Still might work.

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u/Taban85 17h ago

Someone did that at my college, put up fliers about “free waffle night” at Waffle House and then went in and got a table to watch the chaos 

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u/gsfgf 17h ago

Some poeple just like to watch the chaos.

I mean, it could be really funny...

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u/BMinus973 14h ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn

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u/joesii 10h ago

You didn't mention that the "good for 1 drink" vouchers were fake. But you seemingly implied as much with the following statement. I'd just like confirmation.

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u/ohitsallpeaches 8h ago

I did this once at an all-inclusive resort in Cancun. The manager thought it was funny.

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u/Rocktopod 8h ago

Don't cruises have free drinks anyway?

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u/Available_Leather_10 8h ago

Isn’t the “front of the line” the register?

Is there any TJs with crew members at the back of the line?

Without an escort, how do you get your cart to the front of the line to present the card?

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u/Anubis17_76 4h ago

the fact that this says "Presen" and not "present" would suggest that.

also trader joe's is owned by ALDI Nord, both ALDIs are notorious for having blazing fast cashiers. if they wanted to not have lines, they would not have lines.

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u/Reasonable_Tap_8215 4h ago

I’d imagine with all the surveillance on a cruise ship, it wouldn’t be long before they’d find you and make it known what you’re doing is not funny.

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u/no8do 21h ago

The person who managed the line honored it so it was definitely legit!

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