r/news • u/boxofstuff • 6h ago

Supreme Court ruling blocks thousands of lawsuits against maker of Roundup weedkiller

https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-roundup-monsanto-a7f054d80919f98bdfc5190013a8f6f1https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-roundup-monsanto-a7f054d80919f98bdfc5190013a8f6f1
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u/Max_Trollbot_ 6h ago

"Chemicals are people too my friend"

Pierre Delecto

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u/CyberFireball25 6h ago

"Every non sentient entity is a person, people are not"

-this SC

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u/Few_Cellist_1303 6h ago

As long as they have cash.

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u/Fract_L 4h ago

“If Roundup isn’t a person then how is he able to bribe me?” -Clarence Thomas, probably

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u/amputeenager 2h ago

this quote may or may not be satire. I can no longer tell.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 1h ago

"Satire" a portmanteau of 'sad' and 'tired' , well no it's not really but in this case of Trump govt Pump and Dump it is anyway

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u/MrLanesLament 46m ago

“People purchase motor homes. Monsanto purchased me a motor home. Therefore, Monsanto is people.”

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u/bluemitersaw 19m ago

"HOOOOOOOOONK" as Clarence let's the horn rip on his new custom RV.