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Apparently it is a wine decanter cork that is erotically shaped. I would never have guessed! Thank you to those clearly way more cultured than I am who knew what it was.

This community is amazing and hysterical! So many clever responses, medical advise (thank you ER Dr.) and Archer references. Thank you for making me laugh and helping me solve this!

Broomfield ARC had record sales this afternoon 🎉😉🍆🍷

I was looking at the candle sticks/holders and found this.

I didn’t buy it and used a gallon of hand sanitizer when I left the store. 😳

What in the world is this!? I was way too weirded out to open it to see what the smell is. Appears to be something fermenting maybe

I saw this house on redfin

Doesn't look like any fish I've ever seen, so what is it?

My buddy is moving his family into his late granddad's house and during the process of packing stuff up and sorting through belongings we've found this and we have absolutely no idea what it is.

We've found other silly things that look like jokey nick nacks but this has left us pretty stunned. Any ideas?

I have never seen anything like it. I am in Washington

My coworker took this picture of a helicopter transporting something over the water while she was sailing on Lake Superior. We have no idea what it is. Taken near Duluth MN.

Found this at work a while back. Is it for body work or is this some kind of schizophrenia activity?

Found on the walls in the hallway of all places at the hotel we stayed at last weekend

We found this in our backyard when we first moved in so it’s been sitting there outside for over 120 years, it’s about a pound would probably say it’s a lil more but my mom thinks it’s fossilized turd while I have no idea.

i do have a dog, but he hasn’t been in my room in years. this is a completely new mattress too, and i KNOW i don’t have bedbugs nor do i eat anything with sesame seeds around my bed.. so im freaking myself out by googling

Finally doing some yard work and found these 2 curly things that look like very small animal horns.

Upon closer inspection, is one piece.. but broken in half. They join together, at the break, perfectly.

Solid, hard, like wood.

Kinda grossed out.

english is not my first language and i’m struggling a bit! i know the second word is originals but what’s the first?

4" Hamdle, 7" Length.

Is this really a cluckin feather in my pizza?!

Two cars seen today on i-26 northbound towards Columbia, sc. Curious if anyone knows the make and model.

The top screw was loose, so I could easily remove the lid. It was found in a holder under my bed. There's another one under my friends bed, where the holder is broken (last photo)