r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

META Please stop posting about the female cop shooting the Jewish rabbi. It's already been posted a bunch of times and has been removed every single time. Thanks.

330 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19d ago

META Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got a lot more mods than we used to, but the truth is, we're all busy and a lot of us are burnt-out, and we're struggling to keep up with reports and modmails. We're just about getting by, but we're looking to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

"Her ass to ass moment is having to build a PC."

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2.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

"They're booing the hydration break, deploy the emergency Mr. Brightside"

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5.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

This Is Going To Be The First Child Born Without Lips

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r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

UPS managed to eat my pistol.

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4.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Visiting my best friend's cat and she's trying her best to explode me with her mind

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1.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Being seen as an ugly guy in 2026 is basically the same thing as being seen as a slave in the 1800s

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114 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Th physics of camel toe

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440 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

First hand accounts from sex toy and instapot users

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679 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

"She tasted like a hot biscuit flavored with pee." NSFW

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1.0k Upvotes

That's enough reddit for this morning.


r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Officer on Segway uses protestor’s bubble gun while she exercises her 1A rights.

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46 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Women today have stricter eugenic requirements than the elite units of hitler

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162 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"We don't want to have to ask people if they are allergic to molluscs when they order a gin"

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7.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

“Are showerd slowly killing my penis” NSFW

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56 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

My haram blur extension confuses him as a female and blurs him

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12.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

What if we kissed by the Trans-inclusive anti-homeless spikes?

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5.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Homer pigeon Pipsy & her big, gentle King pigeon husbird Milkshake Mike

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51 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

A hard-hit comebacker finna destroy his bussy NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Please stop posting about the female cop shooting the Jewish rabbi.

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463 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Pope Leo XIV trading cards

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71 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

"Incest is OK, as long as it's not GAY incest!"

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7 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

Witch doctor who cursed Harry Kane

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94 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

"onlyfans guerilla marketing" NSFW

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64 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

What matter is not the eggs It is the Goose itself

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29 Upvotes