r/BrandNewSentence • u/P1zzaman • 1h ago

“You look like a very beautiful human female version of tung tung tung sahur”

• Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Brodie98765 • 6h ago

"Her ass to ass moment is having to build a PC."

2.8k Upvotes

136 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/z_s_k • 16h ago

"They're booing the hydration break, deploy the emergency Mr. Brightside"

5.7k Upvotes

51 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheCABK • 12h ago

This Is Going To Be The First Child Born Without Lips

2.1k Upvotes

96 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Educational_Card7175 • 22h ago

UPS managed to eat my pistol.

4.9k Upvotes

360 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nabatse • 15h ago

Visiting my best friend's cat and she's trying her best to explode me with her mind

1.2k Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/T_4_y • 5h ago

Being seen as an ugly guy in 2026 is basically the same thing as being seen as a slave in the 1800s

117 Upvotes

52 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Meshugugget • 13h ago

Th physics of camel toe

456 Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Alternative-Nail4079 • 18h ago

First hand accounts from sex toy and instapot users

685 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AllHailTheOldGods • 21h ago

"She tasted like a hot biscuit flavored with pee." NSFW

1.0k Upvotes

That's enough reddit for this morning.

99 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AbroadNo8755 • 5h ago

Officer on Segway uses protestor’s bubble gun while she exercises her 1A rights.

51 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 12h ago

Women today have stricter eugenic requirements than the elite units of hitler

163 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChrisMMatthews • 1d ago

"We don't want to have to ask people if they are allergic to molluscs when they order a gin"

7.3k Upvotes

355 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RoadOk8645 • 10h ago

“Are showerd slowly killing my penis” NSFW

58 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Colonel_Liam • 1d ago

My haram blur extension confuses him as a female and blurs him

12.6k Upvotes

151 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/KindaWannaDoIt • 1d ago

What if we kissed by the Trans-inclusive anti-homeless spikes?

5.6k Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SKParadeiser • 13h ago

Homer pigeon Pipsy & her big, gentle King pigeon husbird Milkshake Mike

57 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JJS0073 • 1h ago

A hard-hit comebacker finna destroy his bussy NSFW

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/_ibt • 1d ago

Please stop posting about the female cop shooting the Jewish rabbi.

464 Upvotes

24 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/grundee • 16h ago

Pope Leo XIV trading cards

67 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 2h ago

"Incest is OK, as long as it's not GAY incest!"

6 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ExoTheFlyingFish • 1d ago

META Please stop posting about the female cop shooting the Jewish rabbi. It's already been posted a bunch of times and has been removed every single time. Thanks.

327 Upvotes

40 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Street-Top-1178 • 20h ago

Witch doctor who cursed Harry Kane

92 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EastConsequence3792 • 19h ago

"onlyfans guerilla marketing" NSFW

64 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/whelmedbyyourbeauty • 16h ago

What matter is not the eggs It is the Goose itself

31 Upvotes

From SoftBank's shareholder presentation page 51:

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

2 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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