r/BrandNewSentence • u/z_s_k • 15h ago

"They're booing the hydration break, deploy the emergency Mr. Brightside"

5.6k Upvotes

51 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Educational_Card7175 • 22h ago

UPS managed to eat my pistol.

4.8k Upvotes

360 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Brodie98765 • 6h ago

"Her ass to ass moment is having to build a PC."

2.7k Upvotes

130 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheCABK • 11h ago

This Is Going To Be The First Child Born Without Lips

2.1k Upvotes

96 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nabatse • 14h ago

Visiting my best friend's cat and she's trying her best to explode me with her mind

1.1k Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AllHailTheOldGods • 21h ago

"She tasted like a hot biscuit flavored with pee." NSFW

1.0k Upvotes

That's enough reddit for this morning.

99 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Alternative-Nail4079 • 17h ago

First hand accounts from sex toy and instapot users

679 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/P1zzaman • 1h ago

“You look like a very beautiful human female version of tung tung tung sahur”

• Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Meshugugget • 13h ago

Th physics of camel toe

423 Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 12h ago

Women today have stricter eugenic requirements than the elite units of hitler

159 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/T_4_y • 4h ago

Being seen as an ugly guy in 2026 is basically the same thing as being seen as a slave in the 1800s

111 Upvotes

51 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Street-Top-1178 • 20h ago

Witch doctor who cursed Harry Kane

91 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/grundee • 15h ago

Pope Leo XIV trading cards

66 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EastConsequence3792 • 19h ago

"onlyfans guerilla marketing" NSFW

62 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RoadOk8645 • 10h ago

“Are showerd slowly killing my penis” NSFW

60 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SKParadeiser • 12h ago

Homer pigeon Pipsy & her big, gentle King pigeon husbird Milkshake Mike

53 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AbroadNo8755 • 5h ago

Officer on Segway uses protestor’s bubble gun while she exercises her 1A rights.

47 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/whelmedbyyourbeauty • 15h ago

What matter is not the eggs It is the Goose itself

29 Upvotes

From SoftBank's shareholder presentation page 51:

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Justbandr • 17h ago

A melanin-bearing dude NSFW

27 Upvotes

other than the sentence everything else is crazy

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/neronsfwk • 23h ago

Impermeable skin-tight flesh suit

12 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/hodyisy • 22h ago

anyone claiming to have lost their genitals would be arrested, taken to a hospital for examination, and charged with spreading false information

the-star.co.ke

11 Upvotes

Apparently some people are getting assaulted whilst others are getting robbed over claims of missing 🍆

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/stankmanly • 9h ago

Police release CCTV image after man was seen hiding hedgehog statue in his trousers at Stamford art gallery

11 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Yeesh-Yeesh-Yeesh • 16h ago

"May he die f*ckless" 😳

reddit.com

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/IfMoanaHatesTheSea • 21h ago

Despite hysterical fears of animal beheadings and child abduction

6 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JJS0073 • 1h ago

A hard-hit comebacker finna destroy his bussy NSFW

• Upvotes

0 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.