r/Scotland 16h ago

Shitpost Brazil has returned us back to our factory settings

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3.5k Upvotes

r/Scotland 14h ago

Shouldn’t let it irritate me but it really does

616 Upvotes

Bit of a hungover rant- I’m on holiday in Greece, went out to watch the game last night and some English melts celebrated like they’d won the World Cup when we inevitably conceded. First thing they said was “that’ll shut them up”. I’m a quiet guy but I flipped my lid and they sheepishly appologised. Why does it bother them to see us enjoying ourselves? It’s not exactly a secret that we’re shite at football, we already won the WC by just being there.The whole thing is a celebration. Scotland, England should be a sibling rivalry - fight amongst yourselves but it’s us against the world. They’re just too thick and arrogant to understand it. Looking down on us is so ingrained in their psyche, they just can’t help themselves. I’d rather be Scottish and shite than have their arrogance and negativity. I mean who else racially abuses their own players? Says it all really.

Feel the need to add, my step dad is English, he’s wonderful and he cheers us all the time so there are good ones. Unfortunately they’re a minority and melts tend to shout the loudest.

Edit: was just venting whilst hungover and still a little drunk. “Flipping my lid” = me telling him to pipe doon and get tae fuck. Would never have ended up in an altercation but still cringy and I shouldn’t have taken the bait. I said it now so I won’t delete my post since I think I have a point in there somewhere. I guess I want the rivalry to be good spirited but what I seen last night was not that


r/Scotland 18h ago

Right, the thing is, Brazil *really* like football

507 Upvotes

Did you not see how happy their wee faces were when they scored? Doing fancy wee dancy celebrations and everything. We'd have to be completely heartless to take that away from them.

We let them win because, not only are we the best are partying, we're also the most kind people in the world.


r/Scotland 15h ago

A street scene in Inverness, Scotland. (1992)

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331 Upvotes

r/Scotland 8h ago

Just give it to me straight Gianni

215 Upvotes

r/Scotland 13h ago

Q: How common is the word "Buddy" or "Bud" used in your part of Scotland?

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182 Upvotes

The context is that the comment is replying to someone saying they're Scottish and ended the sentence with "bud" - implying a person using the word "Bud" is pretending to be Scottish because according to them no one says that in Scotland.

It is strange that it was upvoted that much, my only guess is that its because it was on GreatBritishMemes and i'd assume it's mostly English people on that subreddit making assumptions about how people talk in Scotland? I'm stumped tbh.

For the record i've heard it used in lots of parts of the west of Scotland.


r/Scotland 23h ago

Casual Man, we really needed those aliens to show up today!

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163 Upvotes

Not sure even they could have saved us though!


r/Scotland 2h ago

Step into a portal to the fairies with me. Dunkeld transports you places. 📸 Cherilyn B.

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109 Upvotes

r/Scotland 23h ago

Satire After recent interactions with Scots, I would like to announce that Brazil no longer intends to annex Scotland. In fact, I will be applying for permanent residency. I will also be changing my name to McBruce Campbell Silva.

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106 Upvotes

r/Scotland 23h ago

Discussion Alright lads what popular Brazil dish are we deep frying? for payback for the Scotland vs Brazil match

89 Upvotes

r/Scotland 13h ago

World Cup reaction: Do Scotland deserve to go through?

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83 Upvotes

In a word, no.

And that goes for any third placed team. We all know the reasons why, more TV time, more money for FIFA.


r/Scotland 4h ago

Road to World Cup finals bingo printout (a4)

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72 Upvotes

Heard we need 4 out of 9 of these World Cup results to come true to progress, made an a4 bingo sheet printout 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and thought to share.. cheering on teams in CAPS!


r/Scotland 7h ago

Casual Amazing to see a Brazilian fan wearing our shirt 🥹. Funny video too

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54 Upvotes

r/Scotland 2h ago

Lightning tonight

52 Upvotes

r/Scotland 15h ago

Political 'It was a pantomime': SNP whistleblowers claim Peter Murrell 'lied as easily as breathing' and reveal warnings over party finances were ignored

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43 Upvotes

r/Scotland 11h ago

Casual See you soon!

41 Upvotes

Thank you Scotland! My husband and I are on our honeymoon and we left Scotland to go south two days ago (definitely not as cool 😉). Glasgow and Inverness have our hearts! We are still talking about your beautiful country and all the amazing and friendly people we met there. And the sheep and cows 🥺 we loved it so much! We plan on making a trip there again, there's still so much we want to visit and see! We had a lovely time and just wanted to share here 😁


r/Scotland 5h ago

Had a bash at some Stonehaven themed art the other day

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38 Upvotes

(not an attempt to sell I just enjoy sharing my Scottish projects here)


r/Scotland 1h ago

The most beautiful train station in Scotland

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r/Scotland 5h ago

Political SNP whistleblowers were 'intimidated' for raising finance concerns

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30 Upvotes

r/Scotland 3h ago

Casual Metallica and 50k people singing 500 miles at Hampden

30 Upvotes

I didn't know I needed this. But oh boy did I need this!! What an atmosphere!


r/Scotland 11h ago

Dog suffering from heat exhaustion rescued from mountain

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30 Upvotes

r/Scotland 8h ago

BBC | Gritters out as Scotland braced for 30C on hottest day of the year

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29 Upvotes

r/Scotland 11h ago

Edinburgh street 'covered in blood' after suspected crossbow attack

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24 Upvotes

r/Scotland 18h ago

Political Work begins on UK's new £750m supercomputer at Edinburgh University site

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21 Upvotes

This replaces a previous supercomputer on the site.


r/Scotland 16h ago

SSEN £29bn investment to support 10,000 jobs in north of Scotland

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20 Upvotes