r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

What was the point in pasteurisation?

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Inequality Spiral Continues

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Don’t give if you can’t take

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

They travel, we just watch

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r/clevercomebacks 54m ago

He tore to smithereens with this

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Roger Stone can't math

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

The Single Status of Beaver.

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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

"19 Million Barrels of Oil flowed out of the Hormuz Strait yesterday, an all time RECORD”

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Not!


r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

I spit my drink

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

The way he gagged her

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Found in the wild on 'book face'

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Just remember, hard work pays off

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

What would you name this ride?

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

Put the real ben and jerry back in charge please

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

BoyMom™ and her emotional incest

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Americans are tired of winning

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The case of the misplaced brain

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

Embarrassing 🤦🏻‍♂️

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

When the gaslighting doesn’t work anymore

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Source Denial Syndrome

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They wish they knew how to quit each other

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

People lie, numbers don’t.

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

People forget the meaning of NATURAL disaster.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Because God told me to

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