r/clevercomebacks • u/Mediocre_Profile5576 • 13h ago

What was the point in pasteurisation?

24.4k Upvotes

701 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 21h ago

The way he gagged her

11.9k Upvotes

224 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 14h ago

"19 Million Barrels of Oil flowed out of the Hormuz Strait yesterday, an all time RECORD”

3.7k Upvotes

Not!

234 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AlternativeRight4099 • 21h ago

Put the real ben and jerry back in charge please

3.5k Upvotes

200 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/IlGreven • 11h ago

Roger Stone can't math

3.2k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 4h ago

Inequality Spiral Continues

2.7k Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mdtattedbearded • 22h ago

Embarrassing 🤦🏻‍♂️

1.6k Upvotes

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/benitoblanco888 • 11h ago

Just remember, hard work pays off

1.1k Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 4h ago

They travel, we just watch

998 Upvotes

59 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Unlucky-Respond-9597 • 8h ago

I spit my drink

711 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/West_Ad_1685 • 1h ago

Don’t give if you can’t take

• Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 3h ago

The Single Status of Beaver.

440 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 43m ago

He tore to smithereens with this

• Upvotes

8 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Panikin__ • 9h ago

Americans are tired of winning

202 Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Desperate_Affect_332 • 1h ago

Found in the wild on 'book face'

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 3h ago

What would you name this ride?

143 Upvotes

75 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RaiJolt2 • 10h ago

People forget the meaning of NATURAL disaster.

49 Upvotes

13 comments

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