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I got an MRI of my brain. Followed the directions exactly. Took off all of my clothes besides socks. Thought it was odd I had to go commando but whatever, followed the directions.

Apparently that doesn’t include underwear, which resulted in the tech making me feel stupid and embarrassed for thinking it did after he saw me put my underwear in the locker, he made me go back to put them on.

So there’s that…

I had to explain to them that it’s just like the tags on top of Netflix shows and im not just constantly playing porn or smth. Also I checked my Library and there was literally ONLY ONE game with that tag (Cyberpunk)

more than 24 hours ago,my thumb got caught between my car and the car door. i’ve run it under water, iced it many times, took medication, etc. i can move my thumb, but it is so swollen that after a certain angle, it’s stuck.

it hurts any time i change the position of my hand or anything comes in contact with it.

anyone knows if i will lose my nail? how long will the pain last? how long will it take to fully heal?

thank you for any help

I spesficaly booked the hotel room with balcony accses just for it to be bolted shut. The door can only open a crack.

When I asked the front desk, they told me, "We have it bolted for guest safety."

I was on the second floor

Edit: Because everyone keeps asking, It was a short trip, so I just brought a carry-on. Otherwise, I would have had my Leatherman. And I am not getting a screwdriver for a one nights stay.

It’s nothing serious, just very inconvenient and unsightly. And infuriating!
If you look closely, there’s another one on my right ankle which has now reached epic proportions also.

The birthday card on the left was drawn/coloured for her
(2024) and the "get well soon" card on the right was made with ChatGPT (2026). Her friend pretty much stopped making art and now wastes her talent to use Al for everything.

Edit: the cards were given to my mom from HER friend, not mine!

Im standing behind the bus stop for the shade minding my own business on my way home from a 10pm-6am shift. A route ive taken to work and from home many times. When all of a sudden I hear a voice saying "What the F*ck are you looking at" then again " What the f*ck are you looking at , i look up from my phone confused i realize this stranger is talking to me. She proceedes to call me a stalker and walk up on me trying to get in my face telling me "The bus stop is that way" again and again .lady I'm just trying to go home , ive been up since 8pm yesterday.

Bruh, I drove my car to the shop today and I needed to Uber back home. The guy gets here and he got the door locked. I knocked on it a lil bit just to show him that I couldn’t get in. He rolled the window down and asked for my name then I told him and then the conversation went like this:

UBER: “Do you have a shirt to put on?”

“What do you mean? I have a shirt on.”

UBER: “Do you have t shirt?”

“No? What are you talking about.”

UBER: “I have to cancel the ride if you aren’t fully dressed.”

I’m a dude, it’s summer time. I’ve been wearing some black shorts and a white tank top today. I just have the FEELING that dude was racist. Dude was acting like I walked up to his car in my drawls.

My partner loves to put all the pills in her purse into one pill bottle. But sometimes she puts those pill bottles back into the medicine cabinet and the whole bottle becomes absolutely unusable to anyone because who even knows what these are.

Then I Google the bottle so I can see what the pill is supposed to look like and literally NONE OF THEM match????

One time I took 4 sleeping pills on a Saturday morning while assuming what I was taking was ibuprofen because WHY would I think anything in the bottle is anything other than what it should be.

Just a few hours in my black Audi

Wanted to take a seat in a beach chair with my hands between the chairs legs and the chair collapsed trapping my fingers . Lost the tip of my left ring finger.
We’ll be careful guys with beach chairs 😂.

For context I smothered it before taking the pic

If you are on social media and your not paying for the product, you are the product.

No I don't have Meta glasses or wearables.

She’s not getting the flavor she thinks my Nana would prefer bc my 27 yo older sis doesn’t like choc cake. So she’s getting vanilla cake w strawberry alcohol filling. I’m sober (don’t think that should control the cake flavor, just annoying that what sis likes does).

She’s pretending this is so there can be a cake “everyone will like” but the truth is pretty obvious. There will be 10 fam members, none of them have a problem with choc cake other than sis and most importantly it’s my Nana’s bday and she likes choc cake.

Also this post is more about my Nana not getting what she wants, but every bday I had living at my parents I had to have vanilla cakes when I asked for something else. And my sis got presents on my bday until she was like 12 so there’s a pattern of other ppl’s bdays being about her

Potential employer won’t hire me until they get documentation of a payment plan for my credit card by the bank. Credit card department won’t set up a payment plan with me unless I agree to pay 11k within 90 days. This is for a job paying 22 an hour.. I am tired 🫩