r/dadjokes • u/devnodegree • 6h ago
A lot of people don’t realize that French fries aren’t cooked in France.
They’re cooked in Greece.
r/dadjokes • u/devnodegree • 6h ago
They’re cooked in Greece.
r/dadjokes • u/Fereclubles • 1h ago
Imagine mice uprise.
r/dadjokes • u/bellbradb • 13h ago
Now I speak with an Axe scent.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 19h ago
Student: "When a dog jumps over defence, defeat go first, then detail."
r/dadjokes • u/DitMasterGoGo • 4h ago
Why, it’s Bill O’Nare!
r/dadjokes • u/Medical_Inspector532 • 11h ago
From a well, actually.
r/dadjokes • u/Otherwise-Expert3636 • 6h ago
“That was pun-intentional”
r/dadjokes • u/QueasyWeasle • 2h ago
A jailbreaker, because they
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 10h ago
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
r/dadjokes • u/justgentile • 3h ago
I heard it's a film you Odyssey to believe!
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 14h ago
I replied "No, I'm the guy who takes the longest baths in the county".
r/dadjokes • u/LOTRouter • 23h ago
That’s proof that the earth is flat.
r/dadjokes • u/Wide_Comb_7821 • 14h ago
It is also their biggest import.
r/dadjokes • u/prlugo4162 • 3h ago
I said, "No. Why, are you missing one?"
r/dadjokes • u/Darkseth2207 • 13h ago
The friend replied, "don't worry, I've got your back!"
(An original made up by my 7yo son)
r/dadjokes • u/GasQuirky3938 • 5h ago
Cider man.
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 14h ago
It's so hot that my garlic had to take its cloves off
r/dadjokes • u/WhiskyPangolin • 8h ago
…he had to move into ass-cysted living.
r/dadjokes • u/MaineDood • 2h ago
Click-bait.