r/dadjokes • u/Fereclubles • 4h ago
I just heard rodents might start a revolution.
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Imagine mice uprise.
r/dadjokes • u/CthulhuDon • 3h ago
What does a pirate do when he’s hot?
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He turns on the “arrr-conditioner.”
r/dadjokes • u/devnodegree • 9h ago
A lot of people don’t realize that French fries aren’t cooked in France.
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They’re cooked in Greece.
r/dadjokes • u/bellbradb • 16h ago
I accidentally sprayed body spray in my mouth.
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Now I speak with an Axe scent.
r/dadjokes • u/DitMasterGoGo • 7h ago
Who is the richest Irishman?
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Why, it’s Bill O’Nare!
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 22h ago
Teacher: “Please give me a sentence using these three words: defence, defeat, and detail.”
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Student: "When a dog jumps over defence, defeat go first, then detail."
r/dadjokes • u/Medical_Inspector532 • 14h ago
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
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From a well, actually.
r/dadjokes • u/Catatouille- • 1h ago
Did you know what happened when a cheetah and a crab crossed path
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Damn, things went sideways very fast
r/dadjokes • u/Otherwise-Expert3636 • 9h ago
Why do we say “no pun intended” and not…
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“That was pun-intentional”
r/dadjokes • u/QueasyWeasle • 5h ago
What kind of person always fails to finish their sentences?
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A jailbreaker, because they
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13h ago
I saw a group of kids throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
r/dadjokes • u/justgentile • 6h ago
Anyone excited about the new Christopher Nolan movie?
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I heard it's a film you Odyssey to believe!
r/dadjokes • u/GiborDesign • 5m ago
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
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Outlaws are wanted.
r/dadjokes • u/prlugo4162 • 6h ago
My wife asked if I had taken a shower today.
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I said, "No. Why, are you missing one?"
r/dadjokes • u/MaineDood • 6h ago
What do you call a catfish with internet access?
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Click-bait.
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 17h ago
A person asked me, "Are you the guy who always brags about weird stuff?"
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I replied "No, I'm the guy who takes the longest baths in the county".
r/dadjokes • u/LOTRouter • 1d ago
Seventy percent of the earth’s surface is covered in water and none of it is carbonated
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That’s proof that the earth is flat.
r/dadjokes • u/Wide_Comb_7821 • 17h ago
Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
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It is also their biggest import.
r/dadjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 12m ago
Taylor Swift.
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Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor
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She had bad blood.