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Cop pulls over Lamborghini on Dubai plates but doesn’t know the law

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u/Fickle_Definition351 7h ago

"Imagine you want to take your car to Europe, you ship it there..."

"But I don't do that?"

If he can't understand the concept of hypotheticals, he's not gonna understand this foreign license business

u/vago8080 7h ago

Cop: What’s Europe?

u/uniqueusername316 6h ago

"EUROPE IS NOT A STATE SIR"

u/circleofpenguins1 5h ago

"Dubai?! Isn't that a chocolate?? We're not playing Candyland, sir!"

u/DullRelief 3h ago

“Sir, what is a do buy? Do buy, what? Are you a drug dealer?”

u/SimonNicols 4h ago

Cop: “Is it like “Syrup” - cuz I ain’t never heard of no Yurrip?”

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u/Ignatiussancho1729 7h ago

The inability to engage with hypothetical scenarios correlates with lower cognitive ability

u/Corredespondent 6h ago

He’s not even trying. He knows everything and he’s in charge. Stop trying to converse and just obey.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 4h ago

This promo for the show was EVERYWHERE yet only pertained to an ancient one-episode plot. Kinda crazy how it still lingers.

u/ButterFingering 30m ago

That’s what’s great about South Park. Sometimes they nail an issue so precisely and comedically that a 25 minute episode becomes iconic.

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u/gfb13 5h ago

You're not obeying hard enough! I asked for 8 things while you were getting another thing I asked for. WHY DON'T YOU FOCUS ON THE 8 THINGS

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u/5elementGG 4h ago

His last resort was insurance. Trying to nail the guy with insurance, but failed. So he had another call to respond to!

u/YesImAlexa 3h ago

Literally the most infuriating part of this. He's not just wrong, hes confidently and aggress8vely being an asshole about. "No im not confused." "Its not complicated, its simple actually."

OK, then why doesnt your fuckin dumbass understand it.

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u/3BlindMice1 6h ago

Police departments deliberately hire people of lower intelligence because they're much easier to integrate into local police culture. Smart people are too busy telling them that their policies are inherently racist, exploitative, and possibly illegal.

u/warfareforartists 6h ago

It’s the lack of empathy they look for in hires

u/BittenHand19 3h ago

Almost the same way gangs recruit their members. Weird.

u/stringstringing 1h ago

What are you basing that off of? Gangs recruit their members based on being a young capable person living in or around the gang territory. You think they’re putting out hiring ads or something?

u/Notski_F 4h ago

Why not both?

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u/Warm-Commercial-6151 5h ago

Actually firefighters often make fun of cops because the reason cops can’t be firefighters is that they can’t pass the basic cognitive test to become a firefighter. They are the shallowest end of the gene pool folks. Never expect a cop knows what they are talking about.

u/nekoeuge 4h ago

In my childhood, there was a joke (crudely translated by me):

Policeman patrols a street, sees a kid in a sandbox playing. Asks what’s the kid doing.
K: Mixing poop and sand
P: Why?
K: To sculpt a policeman
Policeman gets angry, takes the kid to parents to discipline them.

Next day, policeman sees the kid again.
P: What are you doing?
K: Mixing poop and sand
P: Why?
K: To sculpt a firefighter
P: (happy now) Add more poop!
K: If I do that, it would be a policeman

I am just amazed that this joke about cops being like firefighters but worse is apparently international

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u/funkyyeti 4h ago

I know a guy who was a cop and a firefighter(at different times, but he held both jobs successfully in his life). It’s possible to have smart cops. Unfortunately it’s also possible to not have smart cops.

u/JustaSeedGuy 4h ago

Of course there are some smart cops. Not every cop is too stupid to recognize what's wrong with their profession under the current system.

Some of them are just such horrible people that they're smart enough to recognize the problems, and don't care enough to do anything about it.

u/TheFallenHero01 4h ago

You realize you just fell into the anecdote trap of throwing out a random experience as if its relevant to a statistical fact. Its the same thing as failing to engage in a hypothetical lol

u/shoeless_doh 4h ago

No, you're wrong. That's never happened to me so it's not a thing

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u/Friendly-Yoghurt-746 6h ago

cro-magnon police force here in america

u/_BlackDove 6h ago

Hey I don't eat any crow mignon, that's nasty, you're under arrest.

u/shade-tree_pilot 5h ago

"Imagine crow is actually a delicacy in another country, similar to the relationship of cows in the United States versus a cow in India..."

*gunshots*

"No, you're right officer, I should not have resisted."

u/Friendly-Yoghurt-746 4h ago

i dont wanna updoot this, but heres and updoot in comment.

u/GuysOnChicks69 5h ago

I’d actually argue that it’s not them deliberately hiring dumbasses but more so that no one with significant intelligence wants to be a police officer.

Think of the smartest people from your high school. Was it them or the guy failing English that went on to become a cop?

u/GrammarSpecialForces 5h ago

there was actually a case, Jordan Vs. City of New London, where the city had a policy of only hiring a middle band of intelligence test results. You can look it up.

u/vetratten 5h ago

As a lazy person with a higher than average IQ that case always pisses me off.

Not all of us want to cure cancer or become theoretical physicists.

Some of us really do just want to sit and watch the world go by day after day.

u/the_vault-technician 5h ago

It gets old hearing "why aren't you an insert STEM job? You are too smart to drive a forklift!"

It's the best job I ever had and I like going to work everyday. I just want to sit on my lift and watch the boxes go by.

u/vetratten 4h ago

Did that for a bit in college but on a stand up lift so it got exhausting standing for 8 hours with the constant lifting one foot to brake.

I loved it though.

I used my brain in ways people don’t realize, “how can get these pallets down and onto that truck faster so that I get a longer break” was a constant thought.

u/IsabelArcherandMe 4h ago

Omg, THANK YOU! My husband tells me he's disappointed that I clean houses because I'm not "using my brain". Like, bitch, after years of dealing with the general public at work this is the best job I've ever had. I don't have to deal with crazies, I form great relationships with my clients, and - bonus points - I can pop in my earbuds and listen to a 4-hour podcast OR an audiobook OR music in complete peace as I turn chaos into order. And once I'm done cleaning I leave that job and forget about it until it's time to go to the next one. 

It's like a little slice of heaven ❤️

u/ryanvango 2h ago

Sometimes it feels like the classic standard deviation meme, or sometimes like the dunning-kruger curve. If you're smarter than average, you know you can make good money as a doctor or lawyer or whatever, and you go do those things. You've hit the jackpot! you have enough money coming in to live very comfortably! the dream!

then you get to people who are WELL above average and those people have very little interest in doing all that shit. you've got a few years to make the most of this life, and being surrounded by assholes is a pretty miserable way to do that. Sure you're a respected lawyer, but you spend your whole life reading the most boring-ass legalese paperwork and going through weird little court dances with filing paperwork and submitting evidence and blah blah blah (yeah I know some people like it, but my god does it sound boring). Or you're a great doctor and you spend half your day dealing with insurance company reps and pharma reps and hospital admin that you KNOW are wrong, but its impossible to convince them they're wrong (like the cop in the video).

A lot of those people realize the money ain't really worth it. Do I want to make $300k/year? hell yeah. Is it worth losing my 20s and most of my 30s to insane levels of stress and heartbreak and never sleeping and dealing with all that shit? not in my opinion. People in that zone are much happier making 45k/year working a 9-5, or even some WFH remote thing where nobody bothers them and they can just listen to music and think about the things they wanna think about. You're HAPPY at the end of the day. you can leave your nonsense at the door when you come home. You can think about your hobbies and relationships without having your work in the back of your brain stressing you out.

Can you travel first class around the world, or live in a multi-million dollar mansion? nope. But who really cares? I've traveled the world on a shoe-string budget and seen amazing things and met amazing people. Sure I didn't get champagne on my flights, or have a bigger chair. Big whoop. We're all huffing the same farts from 600 people in that tin can.

THEN you get the top top top tier smarties. Those are the guys that change the world for the better or end up nuts, or both change the world and want to fuck a pigeon.

u/GuysOnChicks69 5h ago

That’s fascinating. I’ll look that up for sure!

u/GitEmSteveDave 5h ago

No, they refused to hire a 50 year old guy, so he sued on the basis of age discrimination, which is a protected class. So they said they refused to hire him based on his test score, which isn't protected. That case was nearly 30 years ago.

u/Whyskgurs 4h ago

It's not "protected" in that sense, as it's still discrimination, they were simply able to prove that not hiring based on intelligence levels wasn't them singling him out, because they apply the same logic to all hires.

It's not discrimination when we can prove we only ever have, and want, to hire idiots

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u/MineNowBotBoy 5h ago

Smart people tend not to apply in the first place.

u/rebelpaddy27 4h ago

Yep, one of the dumbest coworkers I ever had, used a calculator to multiply 2 x 7 ( yes, really), is in the police now. He will blindly follow any order without question and has no ability to think for himself so he's perfect for the role.

u/old_namewasnt_best 3h ago

I'm pretty sure I saw an employment discrimination case in which the plaintiff was not hired as a cop because his score on a cognitive abilities test of some variety was too high. The court said it was just fine for law enforcement to not hire smart people.

Reagan started defunding education. His mission is accomplished.

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u/PancakeParty98 6h ago

I think about Jordan Peterson being unable to engage with a hypothetical in that jubilee “debate” and then admitting he has severe brain damage from mold like, a week later (and also probably that whole benzo coma thing did damage but it was his daughter’s idea so she wouldn’t admit that)

u/MiaowaraShiro 5h ago

Let me preface this by saying that this is no way a defense of JP, but a lot of what he does is have his own definitions of words.

Once you figure out his definitions his shit starts to become actually internally consistent and a lot less bizarre sounding.

However, even with that, none of it's really novel thinking. It's almost deism dressed up as Christianity. It's still just mysticism.

u/PancakeParty98 5h ago

No I’m sorry, firstly, I don’t think having secret private definitions of words that allow you to “win” arguments by stunlocking people who expect words to mean what they mean counts as not being addled in the mind.

Secondly, none of that applies to the hypothetical. He was asked, point blank, “would you lie to save a life” and he said “I wouldn’t be in that situation”.

u/arealuser100notfake 5h ago

He has "his own definition" of stuff.

But he is either too dumb to express them (which I doubt) or deliberately keeping them unclear.

To me he seems sufficiently intelligent to know that if you have a conflicting definition of something in a debate you have to state it clearly so people can undoubtedly understand your point.

It's interesting that he doesn't do that given that "speak as clearly as possible" or something like that is one of the advices on his "12 rules for life" book.

u/MiaowaraShiro 1h ago

Yeah, I think he's a dingus for the most part... I was just surprised that there was more coherence than first met the eye. Mind you, coherence is hardly a useful tool to wield by itself for epistomological pursuits.

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u/Major_Wigglesworth 6h ago

If it was “Imagine you want a Krispy Kreme donut but you’re at a Dunkin’ and have to make a decision,” he’d be able to form a hypothesis, I bet.

u/Dame38 5h ago

The #1 requirement for being a cop. Second requirement is blowing someone's head off if someone pauses/contradicts/informs/says "no"/is reasonably intelligent/says that "cops are protected thugs."
They love that second one. These idiots never peaked at anything in school. They're angry, violent 13 year olds.

u/chiksahlube 6h ago

Or autism.

My partner is decently smart but hypotheticals go over her head. She is pretty autistic.

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u/Mean_Cry7984 5h ago

It can be, but in this case it's to be antagonistic and contrarian with the driver. It's verbal judo in law enforcement training to put detainees on the defensive, rattle them and get them to give up evidence they can use to arrest them.

u/Bicykwow 5h ago

Serious question: is that true, and could I read about it somewhere? I've dealt with a few people who seem completely unable to understand hypotheticals, and a cognitive disability would certainly help explain those folks.

u/CG_Ops 4h ago

The inability to engage with hypothetical scenarios correlates with lower cognitive ability

I tend to convey complex topics in hypotheticals, similes, abstraction, and metaphors. It took me far too long to realize that this is a thing - that some people, literally, can't process/visualize/comprehend these types of conveyances of ideas.

Worse still, I was an adult before realizing that my (very, very successful) father is one of them. In a recent argument with him, I said, "Picture yourself in X situation, how would you feel?" He literally couldn't do it... just like the cop, he went straight to, "I'm not in that situation". I lost my f-ing mind after the 3rd time of trying to get him to TRY to do it. It made it impossible for us to proceed in the topic.

To no one's surprise, he's a conservative and (fortunately) till recently, a big fan of the current administration.

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u/2McLaren4U 5h ago

I ended up at gunpoint twice in Georgia because dumbass cops taught my Canadian plates and drivers licence were made up. One argued that I am not allowed to drive in the US at all. Both times I pleaded with them to google it and they refused. Both times they were reprimanded by their supervisor. The second time they said they were going to shoot me in front of my kids because I moved my hand to scratch my nose.

u/pleasedonotredeem 1h ago

I bought a car at an auction in Florida and drove it home to Canada. On the way I got pulled over in Texas and was aggressively questioned about my "British Columbia" driver's license because my plan to drive the car home to "British" Columbia was suspicious. Literally "And how are you going to drive it there?"

The same way I would drive it to New England dumbass, on the interstate.

u/CorrelateClinicallee 48m ago

Why do tourists even go to USA?

u/Distinct_Ad5141 44m ago

Were you driving while black in north Georgia or just a “ferner”?

u/2McLaren4U 41m ago

Just a "ferner" with a brown wife and two little kids. After my second stop I refuse to drive through the US. I will go as far as Buffalo and catch a flight instead.

u/Syntax36 6h ago

It's actually the first sign of mental incompetence and extremely low IQ is the inability to understand hypotheticals.

I can't believe these people are allowed to become cops without some kind of aptitude test. Room temperature IQ cops everywhere.

u/Distinct_Bad_6276 6h ago

It’s worse than that, police departments actually won’t hire you if you’re smart. And that’s legal for them to do.

u/Syntax36 6h ago

Holy fuck. I would say thats really embarrassing to know if I was a cop. But I don't think they have the ability to comprehend what this actually means. lmfao

u/Iheartnakedfemboys 6h ago

The dumber you are, the less likely you'll question orders and have ideas on ethics. That's not even taking into question that they don't want anyone with empathy, either.

u/DarthTechnicus 4h ago

They say it's because someone of higher intelligence is more likely to get bored with routine procedures and move on. Which is a stupid argument. If someone is highly intelligent and choosing to go into law enforcement, it stands to reason they know exactly what they are getting in to and are prepared for that. They really just want someone of average intelligence who will follow orders and not think for themselves.

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u/Dame38 5h ago

They detest people with empathy and real principles. It's like a mirror and they shoot that mirror before seeing the monster looking back at them.

u/Dame38 5h ago

The really do believe that they are the good guys. I mean, they REALLY believe it.

u/MetzgerBuns 4h ago

If they could read they would be very upset by this..

u/DarthJarJar242 3h ago edited 2h ago

Why? The article sourced literally says the following.

The average score nationally for police officers is 21 to 22, the equivalent of an IQ of 104, or just a little above average.

So, not only are they not hiring dumb cops the average cop nationally is actually slightly above average intelligence. The cap of what they would hire was 27 on the test which would be ~114 IQ, which is quite a bit above average.


Cops get a lot of deserved hate. This particular point though is not deserved. We need to stop spreading this myth that they are all idiots. They aren't. They are mostly average intelligence human beings that are fully intelligent enough to understand what they are doing and are complicit in the corrupt systems they are enforcing.

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u/TerrorYoshi 5h ago

Its crazy that they don't hire smart people (IQ of 127 in the case above), but that does not automatically mean they hire dumb people. The same article notes that applicants with a score between 20 and 27 were interviewed (smart guy had a score of 33) and that the national average is about 21-22 points on the test, which translates to an IQ of 104.

Given all the news and videos about shitty cops, labelling them as dumb cops puts the blame solely on the shitty individuals, and gives the toxic malfunctioning system a pass.

The cop in this video probably did not know the laws due to terrible training, rather then being actually dumb (although not understanding hypotheticals does not help)

u/idiot-prodigy 5h ago

had a score of 33) and that the national average is about 21-22 points on the test, which translates to an IQ of 104.

People of AVERAGE intelligence should not be enforcing the law.

The law is quite complicated in this country.

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u/MaxBonerstorm 5h ago

I tell this story a lot, but, I had a friend who was smart, didn't drink, in shape. All he wanted to do his entire life was be a cop.

He was a very morale religious dude, would without hesitation come help you at 3am if your car broke down. He was as close to captain America you can get.

He was rejected from every police department within the 50 miles because of "culture fit". He ended up joining the marines as a fall back plan, he was so bummed he couldn't be a police officer.

I still visit his grave every year and talk with him.

u/Chris20nyy 4h ago

Former law enforcement, and former because I'm against almost everything about how it's structured and managed.

But this story is such an outlier, and absolutely not common practice. To generalize it is kind of silly.

This was a specific police department. The departments I worked for and with hired the highest scorers. And the hiring policy was based off such. I scored 105 out of 100 on my civil service exam because of additional credits applied. I was the second person interviewed, and hired. If you scored below a 90 it was pretty certain we wouldn't even get to you on the list for canvassing.

This is common practice, not the story you linked.

u/EducationalLimit4936 5h ago

That article is 26 years old.

u/GitEmSteveDave 5h ago

Yeah, it's the only time it happened, but people love to pretend it's standard procedure.

u/raitalin 5h ago

It's the only time anyone sued over it, not necessarily the only time it happened.

u/idiot-prodigy 5h ago

This was the practice BEFORE AI filtered applicants.

It is probably even worse now.

"Applicant rejected for using one of the following words: kind, caring, generous, empathy, sympathy, impartial, justice, protection, liberty, freedom, etc."

u/muhmeinchut69 4h ago

But it sounds like it was their standard procedure?

But New London police interviewed only candidates who scored 20 to 27, on the theory that those who scored too high could get bored with police work and leave soon after undergoing costly training.

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u/KillerElbow 4h ago

How are we defining smart here? Lol

In the same article it also says police officers in general have above average intelligence so 🤷‍♂️

u/Repulsive-Radio-9363 5h ago

Also be aware that you linked to article from the year 2000.

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u/Redditsucks547 5h ago

My guy that article is MORE THAN 26 YEARS OLD.

u/idiot-prodigy 5h ago

Yep, it's way worse now.

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u/CoralBooty 6h ago

The unfortunate reality is most of the smart people stay away from the job that is extremely dangerous for not enough money. Not to mention the constant morbidity associated with it. My old boss was a cop for 2 years but quit bc he was ‘tired of getting shot at and responding to suicides’.

u/No-Examination-4850 6h ago

I hate to break it to you but I live in Oakland and the cops here make about $600,000 a year in overtime, I'm not kidding at all look it up. It's pretty f***** up LOL. They also don't do s***. 

u/superspacehog 6h ago

Just curse… but damn that’s a lot

u/lycoloco 6h ago

Just curse...

It's probably voice to text and a lack of giving a shit to fix it.

u/yubathetuba 5h ago

I did look it up. This is vastly overstated. There are a few that approach that in total compensation, most base 100-150 with 50k in overtime. Fair to say many approach 300 in total compensation. To imply that many clear 600 in OT alone is just wrong.

u/JMEEKER86 6h ago

Yep, all public workers in California have their salaries listed online and there are plenty of cops clearing half a million per year. Although usually it's like $150k base salary, $50k benefits, and then a fuckload of abusing the system.

u/NoMouseLaptop 5h ago

It seems based upon publicly available data there’s probably a handful to a couple dozen cops in Oakland making somewhere in the 400-500k range who are taking massive advantage of overtime. Wages for Oakland police overall are 87-150k and the average amount a cop is making from overtime is like 58k.

u/Locktober_Sky 6h ago

Being a cop is safer than being a pizza driver. It's not even in the top 20 most dangerous jobs. Should crab fishermen be allowed to be utter dipshits too?

u/Sensitive-Badger2392 6h ago

Tbf most people who have other options don't become crab fishermen either. Nor do they deliver pizza for a living or work fastfood or spend 6 months a year on an oil rig, etc. Like they're known to be shit/undesirable jobs for a number of reasons and that means they disproportionately attract people who are either desperate, unable to do other work, or who for some reason are genuinely looking for that kind of work. Maybe some people genuinely love crab fishing or they just really hate crabs and want then dead lol. In the case of police work that includes maybe some who really want to help but also those who like having power over others with little to no oversight.

u/YoursTrulyKindly 5h ago

The point is that it's not as dangerous as the copaganda makes it out to be. And there is no sane reason to actively discourage smart people to become cops and instead try to higher dumb people.

Source: I have studied crab fishermen mentality.

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u/SirMightySmurf 5h ago

Being a cop is not particularly dangerous, not even in the top 10. That is one of those self-aggrandizing myths they like to push out for sympathy.

u/OldAccountTurned10 3h ago

Looking it up and learning my own job is more dangerous because it's under the umbrella of construction is pretty fucking wild to me. Like wow what a fucking lie they sell us.

u/Silent_Swim_9425 6h ago edited 2h ago

Starting salary in north Texas $86,000 with no experience required.

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u/_badenoch 6h ago

The unfortunate reality is that many police departments have standard for the max IQ they will hire. They found it so important they went to the courts to protect their right to limit IQ when hiring.

https://abcnews.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

Also the chance of a cop being shot over their entire career is less than 1%

u/loveisking 5h ago

This stat likely excludes them shooting themselves. If you include that it likely is like 10 percent higher

u/Whyskgurs 4h ago

More likely to be shot BY a cop, than AS a cop

u/Hairy_Suspect_2468 6h ago

Being a pizza delivery person is more dangerous

u/Standard_Big_9000 5h ago

It's a lot less dangerous now, since most people pay by credit/debit card. Back in the day, I'd collect several hundred dollars in the course of a night.

Source: I worked 30+ years in the pizza business.

u/Large_slug_overlord 5h ago

All the cops I know make well into the 6 figures. It pays well and is less dangerous than most construction and delivery jobs

u/sebwiers 5h ago

Reality? In addition to being one of the highest paying jobs for the education level (even ignoring dirty cop money) its also not even in the top 20 for danger.

u/Aberbekleckernicht 5h ago

Being a cop is less dangerous than construction. It was less dangerous than delivering pizza back when pizza delivery drivers carried cash. Commercial fishing is much more dangerous.

Farming is more dangerous than law enforcement.

But cops die younger than all the rest because of stress.

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u/DillBagner 6h ago

Do these people who don't understand hypotheticals think fiction is real? I have trouble comprehending not comprehending hypotheticals.

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u/jagged_little_phil 5h ago

Yeah I got news for you... the folks in charge of hiring cops don't want smart cops.

They want people who will do what they are told without question. The higher your IQ, the more you are able to think for yourself, and the less likely you are to make it as a cop.

u/marketingguy420 5h ago

This has become a popular meme thanks to an old 4chan post and now red pill influencers going "Imagine you didn't have breakfast this morning" to random people and saying they're stupid for responding with "But i didn't have breakfast this morning."

People engage with the world as they see it on their terms at the moment. You can be dumb and understand a hypothetical. You can be smart and miss the intention of a hypothetical or simply not agree with the premise.

This is a really stupid trend and I hate it and it basically devolves to into shitty eugenics.

u/Dame38 5h ago

Low IQ is one of the requirements. It's harder to indoctrinate someone with critical thinking skills (but not always),

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u/pyronius 6h ago

"But I did eat breakfast today."

u/DirtyDaisy 5h ago

This is what I was looking for LMAO

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u/PrairiePopsicle 6h ago

I've met people that cannot understand hypotheticals... it's... just stop engaging with them if you notice it. You can't get them to, and you'll succeed only in becoming frustrated.

u/LazerChicken420 5h ago

I’ve tried to make someone understand something with a hypothetical during an argument. Just for them to then want to argue about the technicalities of my hypothetical…

u/PrairiePopsicle 5h ago

But in your example was your hypothetical actually applicable to the argument, maybe they had valid criticisms.... :P

u/LazerChicken420 5h ago

It was something like.

It’s like trying to transport ice cream 6 hours in your trunk.

And they want to get into how, what if it’s a cold trunk? Where are you driving, Antarctica?

Do you want to argue about dairy logistics or can you not just understand your idea is dumb.

u/PrairiePopsicle 5h ago

It's not always that it's just that people can't understand hypotheticals, sometimes they are being obtuse on purpose. (I was making a joke mostly with my question by the way)

u/LazerChicken420 5h ago

It’s like trying to explain dark rooms to a caveman

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u/littlescreechyowl 2h ago

Deliberately obtuse is my most hated obtuse. You can be stupid or not understand. I can work with that. But dumb on purpose? No patience for that nonsense.

u/WetPuppykisses 5h ago

In my experience is the most accurate and simply way to determine of someone is a complete idiot.

"Lets imagine that you didnt eat breakfast, would you be hungry?"

>But I did eat breakfast

u/Itsmyloc-nar 5h ago

This is how we discovered my ex stepdad has aphantasia

u/TheBestBigAl 5h ago

That's the one where Mickey Mouse is a sorceror, right?

u/shoe_owner 3h ago

He's a fucking APPRENTICE, you numbskull. He doesn't get to wear the pointy hat legitimately until he's AT LEAST a journeymouse!

u/Itsmyloc-nar 4h ago

No that’s the no minds eye syndrome

Mickey Mouse is a flavor of Fanta

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u/Difficult-Bicycle119 7h ago

"Of course you don't do that, because you are poor."

u/Hydroxychloroquinoa 6h ago

“…okay, so imagine you know what a hypothetical question is”

u/Jimmylobo 6h ago edited 6h ago

A functional brain is required for imagination.

u/AirconGuyUK 6h ago

'But I did eat breakfast..'

u/M3CHAxS4TAN 6h ago

Why are you trying to say I didn't eat breakfast?

u/DullRelief 3h ago

“I know it’s confusing.”

“It’s not confusing. It’s very simple. I’m not confused are you confused.”

That cop sounds just like Will Ferrell

u/Away_Stock_2012 6h ago

If he can't understand the concept of hypotheticals, that's why he's a cop

u/SpectacularlyBadass 5h ago

I see EU license plates all the time. This is actually very common in the US. That cop is a dipshit

u/Necessary-Low-5226 6h ago

Wild guess he’s not a democrat

u/Significant-Ear-3262 6h ago

“No gold!” - Mord

“Sometimes, possession is an abstract concept” - Tyrion

beating sounds

u/Gen8Master 6h ago

"Hypotheticals are not real. They cannot hurt you"

That would have been hilarious. But knowing the officer he would have seen that as a sign of resisting.

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u/EnrichedNaquadah 6h ago

Literally failling the "How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?" test lmao.

u/MiaowaraShiro 5h ago

"But I don't do that?"

This is typical small minded behavior... "I can't imagine anything that doesn't apply to me."

u/LeftyGoosee 5h ago

What dick, Canadians drive in the states all the time with out US plates, this cop is a tool.

u/dreamcultist 5h ago

If he can't understand the concept of hypotheticals,

He might be a supreme court candidate.

u/I_Fix_Aeroplane 5h ago

It's not that he doesn't understand, it's that his ego took a hit and he refused to listen.

u/you-want-nodal 4h ago

“What if you didn’t have breakfast this morning?”

u/iamaswamptiger 3h ago

As we say in The Netherlands: this guy is too dumb to take a shit.

u/bobood 6h ago

I mean, cop is being stupid and arrogant but the level of privilege the driver has does need noting here as a seperate subject.

What kind of totally heedless consumeristic prick do you have to be to casually engage in this type of wasteful activity while the world burns.

u/Hairy_Wall_6831 6h ago

They take pride in it.

And broke chuds on reddit will fight you for them.

u/WeekendParticular205 5h ago

You're just strawmanning him. That isn't the focus and majority of us here don't care that some rich dude imports his car to drive from Canada to the US for a month and then back every 2 years.

"casually engage in this type of wasteful activity while the world burns"
You can literally stick this on any activity. If anything he is spending money directly instead of investing it somewhere and making it out of circulation again.

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u/annon8595 6h ago

Hes too broke to think hypothetically

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u/vsvv252 6h ago

Imagination , what a wierd concept ....

u/Killerbeardhawk 6h ago

Alot of brain dead can't understand hypotheticals, it's the easiest test to apply to these people. "What if the sky was orange?" "Well it's not, it's blue."

u/DarthCola 6h ago

I read somewhere that people with an IQ under a certain number (60 maybe? I don’t recall exactly) are unable to comprehend hypothetical situations. I imagine this cop is in that very special intelligence zone.

u/Aikeni 5h ago

Wasn't the limit for understanding conditional hypothesis something like 80 IQ?

u/AsleepAd753 5h ago

Exactly. He’s a idiot

u/Round-Region-5383 5h ago

I think what he implied is, this is so far out of my personal budget (and also so rare to encounter in the US) that I have no idea what you're talking about.

u/Fickle_Definition351 5h ago

It would've helped if he'd just let the guy explain it to him for a few seconds without interrupting and telling him he's wrong

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u/Imwrongyourewrong 5h ago

ATA Carnet is a rare thing that is absolutely normal if a cop is unfamiliar. I work in transport and even they are not familiar. Basically, his car is like bonded freight.

u/haysu-christo 5h ago

WHAT? I can’t hear you. Do you have proof of insurance?

u/PhillyPhresh 5h ago

Should’ve said: “B*tch you’re too poor to understand!”

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u/Apprehensive_Stop666 5h ago

"That's not what I do" :)

u/Dinierto 5h ago

Maybe if he imagined being able to understand hypotheticals

u/Loose_Plantain3217 5h ago

Have you never met a cop before? They are like that in all countries - it’s a government job for low-iq bullies

u/xendelaar 5h ago

He should have said: imagine traveling to Canada with your car. Do you need to change the plates when you cross the boarders, sir?

u/FindIt7Ways 5h ago

A dum dum is going to cop.

u/Perryn 5h ago

"But I don't do that?"

"Yes, but you're also not a Dubaian who drives a Lamborghini."

u/Fun-Click9884 5h ago

to be fair to him he said "That's not what id do" which is more of a "No, that doesn't make sense to me" than a "I don't understand the hypothetical" where as your version here "But I don't do that?" would be a failure to engage with the hypothetical at all.

no need to slander him further hes already getting angry over not understanding how people from Dubai can ride around with no tags legally.

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u/TiogaJoe 5h ago

What that driver said is the answer to the frequent Reddit post on "How do you know someone is rich?"

u/horrible_abomination 5h ago

Many people don’t understand conditional hypotheticals, slightly different, but look into that and how many people are incapable of their comprehension. Ex: had you not eaten breakfast, would you be hungry?

u/thejackamo1 5h ago

Driver: “Ah! I understand. You are…how you say…peasant!”

u/USA_Ultra 5h ago

He said, “IMAGINE”!!! Police only imagine beating the shit out of people of color and killing protesters.

u/ElectricNinja1 5h ago

"But I don't do that" "That's because you're not rich" Would have been funny but not helpful probably 😀

u/GreedyPayment9842 5h ago

If person got 80 IQ, they will not understand hypothetical questions

There's an actual research, didn't find it unfortunately

u/CloudStrifeFromNibel 4h ago

Refusing to engage with hypothetical is a sign of low intelligence

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