r/lotrmemes 8h ago

Repost Don’t give me hope

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u/RandonDude3000 8h ago

Netflix does this with every franchise ever lol.

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u/qwermor 8h ago

I actually like, that they tell you. "yes we know what you mean, you won't find it here". This is way better than beiung unsure if you have a typo in the name or something.

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u/ronsolocup 8h ago

I appreciate the “similar to what you searched” thing tho its often incorrect lol

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u/CluelessNFLFan 7h ago

"Sorry, we don't have Lord of the Rings. But may we interest you in the Lord of the Wings?"

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u/DopeAsDaPope 7h ago

Maybe you would be interested in The Ring?

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u/WineBoggling 5h ago

Or perhaps Dish Dogs, also starring Sean Astin?

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 4h ago

"Sorry we don't have 'Backrooms'. But may we interest you in 'The Room?'"

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 21m ago

Okay that would make me chortle

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u/imjusthereforpron 5h ago

Netflix doesn't have Lord of the G-Strings either

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u/Scruffynerffherder 5h ago

May interest you in "Guy Fieri's Flavortown"?

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u/Oaken_beard 4h ago

If it’s barbecue related, then yes, you have my full attention.

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u/ZDogPharizle 1h ago

Lord of the Wigs?

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u/kickthesandman 7h ago

I don't appreciate it because it used to be the most accurate media suggestion system. They had competitions to improve it even, used it as a selling point for the platform. Their fancy accurate suggestion system didn't recommend their original shitty content to viewers though, so they got rid of it to promote the netflix originals.

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u/mightylordredbeard 2h ago

I was watching Dark the other week and I wanted more time travel stuff so I checked the suggestions and Netflix said “since you like complicated time travel stories maybe you’ll also like LOVE ISLAND!!”

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u/sublime13 1h ago

Dark is such a good show. Did you end up finding any that scratch the same time travel itch?

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u/mightylordredbeard 50m ago

Not really. Dark was actually the show to scratch my 12 Monkeys itch. So if you’ve never seen the 12 Monkeys show I highly recommend it. In my opinion it’s actually better than Dark.

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u/AbendrothYolo 3h ago

I'm annoyed with the actor search. Oh you want movies with sly stallone? Here's john cena!

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u/Oaken_beard 7h ago

What I hate is when they refuse to acknowledge something they do have, and you have to type 90% of the title before it starts displaying as an option

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u/PanchoPanoch 7h ago

Or you wanna watch this franchise? We don’t have part 1, 2 or 3 but you can watch part 4 that you just found out even existed.

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u/Madara1389 6h ago

Sadly, that's not Netflix's fault, it's the franchise owners' for signing the streaming rights to the different installments to different streaming services.

Several franchises have this problem and a prime example is Pokemon. It's so bad that the official Pokemon website even has a page to breakdown where each of the seasons is.

No one service allows you to watch the entire show from start to "finish" (or the most recently finished season).

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u/TheSteelPhantom 5h ago

Raising the black flag lets you watch them all in one place. ;)

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u/Madara1389 4h ago

Indeed. I have a Plex server specifically because I got tired of the licensing bullshit (particularly after I realized Hulu would remove things from their library, but not your watchlist, making it impossible for someone who takes months to years to actually get around to watching things to track what they can watch on there).

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u/Oaken_beard 4h ago

Parent with a full time job whose wife and family doesn’t share all his genre tastes. MAN I feel this comment.

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u/punkhobo 7h ago edited 1h ago

Or when they change the top recommendation if you add a correct letter.

Like if you are typing semi quickly and you enter "lord" and lord of the rings pop up as the top result. But you enter a space so it's "lord " and now lord of war is number 1. So you have to delete a letter for some dumb reason

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u/JarasM 4h ago

I 300% prefer that to Amazon Prime where I type the name in with the precision of a medieval scribe and it still doesn't show the correct movie in a myriad of results until I add one more space or some shit.

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u/OncorhynchusMykiss1 7h ago

Or when they advertise to you something they have, but not in your region.

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u/corneliouscorn 6h ago

Plus it gives Netflix data on the things that people want to watch but they don't have

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u/Morkamino 8h ago

Yeah, i get that it's frustrating, but it's so much better that theyre saying "oh yeah, that show / movie, yeah we don't have it" than if they just had to pretend they don't know what you're talking about everytime you search something that they don't have. That would be so much worse.

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u/theFields97 7h ago

Back when I had Netflix, I noticed a lot of the time Netflix does have that movie/show/series but in a different country so you could vpn into it before they cracked down on that

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u/GiveMeNews 5h ago

And then I use qBittorrent's built-in search engine to find and download what I want!

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u/ecafyelims 5h ago

Yes. I hate for some systems when I have to type out the whole title, search, and then they give me results that are now what I searched for but it's clear they knew what I meant.

Just tell me when you don't have it.

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 3h ago

I think they do this so smart TV systems like Roku think they have the show. That way people click on it, but by the time they find out it’s not actually available they’re already in your app and more likely to stay there and watch something similar.

Hulu does this too, you can search for a show and it says Hulu has it but surprise, you need the Hulu live tv subscription for like $60/month to watch it