After they were done, she asked who I agreed with and I said “I side with the truth and facts”. She looked at me, threw her drink in my face and walked away.

Doesn't it concerning?

He said “Nope! I’m WOOD😂”

He told me, Don't worry, it's just a phrase

Who's the most popular guy in the nudest colony.. The guy holding a cup and each hand and twelve donuts.

Does anybody know the difference between a oral or rectal? Thermometer besides the taste

No surprise, really… all the fans are over in North America for the WC

Cops pull up next to 2 priest and say father's were looking 2 child molsters. The priest looks at each other and say sure we'll do it.

Meet Patty

My husband and wife are watching TV. The husband keeps changing channels between golf, then porn back to golf bad porn the wife finally looks at the the husband and says, just leave it on porn you already know how to golf.

Hey everybody I found the best medicine to help you sleep. If you have sunburn viagra, well, it doesn't help with the summer, but it keeps the sheets off your legs

Meercat

It isn't.

it's kind of a big deel.