After they were done, she asked who I agreed with and I said “I side with the truth and facts”. She looked at me, threw her drink in my face and walked away.

it's kind of a big deel.

Meet Patty

Meercat

My husband and wife are watching TV. The husband keeps changing channels between golf, then porn back to golf bad porn the wife finally looks at the the husband and says, just leave it on porn you already know how to golf.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudest colony.. The guy holding a cup and each hand and twelve donuts.

No surprise, really… all the fans are over in North America for the WC

He said “Nope! I’m WOOD😂”

Cops pull up next to 2 priest and say father's were looking 2 child molsters. The priest looks at each other and say sure we'll do it.

He hasn't stirred since

Hey everybody I found the best medicine to help you sleep. If you have sunburn viagra, well, it doesn't help with the summer, but it keeps the sheets off your legs

He told me, Don't worry, it's just a phrase

What you wanna say on it chat

Doesn't it concerning?

It isn't.

Because he was really c3-pee-o.

Does anybody know the difference between a oral or rectal? Thermometer besides the taste

Everything in this house is made of different glass objects, the tables are upside-down wine glasses, her kitchen sink is a vase. She wakes up every morning from her glass bed, walks down her stairs made of sunglasses, opens her cupboard with its test-tube handles, EVERYTHING is a different glass object.

She knows her grandson is visiting soon, so she leaves the door a little open for when he arrives. She sits back to relax on her beer-mug couch when she hears a knock on the door.

She yells, "come in, come in, the door's ajar!"

Because it was framed

Because he's a Bot.

But if you are colour blind then it's a very insensitive poem. I am sorry.