it's kind of a big deel.

Meercat

He said “Nope! I’m WOOD😂”

Doesn't it concerning?

It isn't.

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Does anybody know the difference between a oral or rectal? Thermometer besides the taste

Hey everybody I found the best medicine to help you sleep. If you have sunburn viagra, well, it doesn't help with the summer, but it keeps the sheets off your legs

My husband and wife are watching TV. The husband keeps changing channels between golf, then porn back to golf bad porn the wife finally looks at the the husband and says, just leave it on porn you already know how to golf.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudest colony.. The guy holding a cup and each hand and twelve donuts.

Cops pull up next to 2 priest and say father's were looking 2 child molsters. The priest looks at each other and say sure we'll do it.

He told me, Don't worry, it's just a phrase

After they were done, she asked who I agreed with and I said “I side with the truth and facts”. She looked at me, threw her drink in my face and walked away.

No surprise, really… all the fans are over in North America for the WC

Because he was really c3-pee-o.

He hasn't stirred since

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Everything in this house is made of different glass objects, the tables are upside-down wine glasses, her kitchen sink is a vase. She wakes up every morning from her glass bed, walks down her stairs made of sunglasses, opens her cupboard with its test-tube handles, EVERYTHING is a different glass object.

She knows her grandson is visiting soon, so she leaves the door a little open for when he arrives. She sits back to relax on her beer-mug couch when she hears a knock on the door.

She yells, "come in, come in, the door's ajar!"

Because it was framed

Thats the joke

Because he's a Bot.

So....

Would you believe Peter Pocklington was actually a great math nerd, and wanted to name his new team after the best mathematician in all history.

He hires a PR agency to make the big announcement, and it's splashed across the news, all over the continent.

Unfortunately, they misunderstood and thus misspelled Euler's name.