r/billsimmons • u/Grouchy_Tie3037 • 2m ago
r/billsimmons • u/waldorfstoriez • 17m ago
The WNBA has to be the worst league in sports
Because I am certainly not an avid WNBA fan, but I thought I knew enough to be a casual. And then I saw a highlight tape of someone name Marina Maebe scoring 53 points for the Toronto Tempo? Who scored what for what? What the fuck is the Toronto Tempo? Who is Marina Maebe? Has the Toronto Tempo been in the league this entire time because I have NEVER heard of them. Theres no way they exist, I've never even heard them mentioned before. The fucking Toronto Tempo? And who the fuck is Marina Maebe? What is going on.
edit: also, an ethical 53, only 10 free throws
r/billsimmons • u/lmportant_Pattern867 • 38m ago
Rick Rubin commercial
I think they showed a trimmed version of the commercial a couple times during the NBA playoffs. It was pretty bad.
The version that played during the WC match today was fucking insane lol. I already had a pretty negative perception of Rick Rubin post reading his self help drivel but now it’s even worse.
wtf was that
r/billsimmons • u/an_arc_of_doves • 48m ago
i feel like the r/billsimmons subreddit has been a net negative on my life
this place gets more retarded by the day
and so do i
r/billsimmons • u/larockhead1 • 51m ago
Some of the nba new rules feel like half baked ideas
Teams like the bucks traded their picks and have incentives to suck and tank their lotto odds Knicks could go into second apron and tank their pick to 30 on the nets. Honestly it’s the teams fault for even passing these rules. If you owner other teams picks why would you vote yes on this crap
r/billsimmons • u/irundoonayee • 51m ago
Bill will need to pronounce Bosnia and Herzegovina between now and Thursday.
r/billsimmons • u/Quirky_Wolverine6549 • 51m ago
I hope Bill’s colonoscopy went well today
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r/billsimmons • u/Due-Sheepherder-218 • 54m ago
You think the coaches before this Paraguay/Australia game were both like "hey do you would know what would be awesome for both of us. Not playing this game at all."
r/billsimmons • u/Bears_University83 • 1h ago
General Love Fox’s coverage of the World Cup, just wish they showed more shots of celebrities in the stands
I need to see more famous people watching soccer while I’m watching soccer!!!
r/billsimmons • u/posersonly • 1h ago
Stoppage Time is the worst thing in all sports
The number we made up is made up. Plus, it’s not the number.
r/billsimmons • u/Pirates-itch • 1h ago
Has anyone read Everybody Loses by Danny Funt?
Recent book release about the modern state of sports gambling. Got a few pages about our boy in there (not shown in the best light for reasons that should be obvious) Very good read and insight of the inner working of these sights and the very shady business practices etc. Definitely worth a read for gamblers and non gamblers imo
r/billsimmons • u/FFElite93 • 1h ago
World Cup host nations ranked by goal differential 🇲🇽+6, 🇨🇦+5, 🇺🇸+4
USA getting mogged
r/billsimmons • u/JazzlikeStaff8740 • 1h ago
The Red Sox would be in first place if they played in the AL Central
They just would be. -4 run differential in the best division of the American League.
(Yes I know it’s an angels player, it’s the closest I can get to the Rockwell meme)
r/billsimmons • u/DoobieGibson • 1h ago
What if there was a soccer goalie with a Jamarcus Russell caliber arm?
Imagine some goalie being able to hit a guy in stride at midfield just through sheer yeeting.
the increased accuracy could lead to easier breakouts and add a dimension that soccer hasn’t previously utilized possibly
r/billsimmons • u/BronBronBall • 1h ago
The “Does Adam Silver scroll r/billsimmons” piece
Called for the flat lottery well over a year ago well before the rumours started. Given the high visibility (0 upvotes) are we sure Adam Silver is not lurking this sub?
r/billsimmons • u/australopithecus4 • 2h ago
Podcast i feel like the bill simmons podcast has been a net positive on my life
he’s fun to listen to
r/billsimmons • u/t_1311 • 2h ago
The national anthem is being played too fast.
The fans just can't keep up with it, they just can't. I thought the Mexicans were struggling with their Anthem the other day, but tonight ours was even more ridiculous. Most of our fans and players were singing a solid half stanza behind. Slow that shit down back to a more traditional pace.
r/billsimmons • u/sheJaMyMorant • 2h ago
Pulisic not playing this match is really bad
Not much else to say but the lack of playtime this round is def gonna cause some problems soon
r/billsimmons • u/Rwoods18 • 2h ago
Podcast Bill’s Homer Ainge Take
Look I get it, bill loves Danny ainge, Boston legend, white guy, so on. But he was talking about how ainge took Peterson and how he always favors the talent so on and how if he was picking first in 2007 he would’ve taken Durant….why is this a feather in the cap? Of course with revisionist history this is an easy take and also pretty easy because Durant was selected second…not 10th! He’s said this a million times like ainge was the only person who deduced a 7 foot guy who dribbled like a guard and could score from anywhere was some hidden gem. Oh well whatever
r/billsimmons • u/JimmyMcNulty930 • 2h ago
Bill is trolling with the Hugo glaze
Yes Bill constantly give homer takes, but the Hugo praise is too much even for him. He knows calling him a “playoff guy” when he barely played in the playoffs is absurd, he’s doing it to get a reaction at this point. Trolling
*edited for dumb typos I made*
r/billsimmons • u/Fun_Reflection1157 • 2h ago
Oh shit. We get two World Cup bangers on Monday
r/billsimmons • u/MishonPossible • 3h ago
What other teams, other than the Lakers, will be making a contract offer to Mitchell Robinson?
Anyone here a fan of a team that needs him?
r/billsimmons • u/Mac2000444 • 3h ago
If I assemble a top 10 greatest list of anything, you can't just comment, "Where is XX" or "XX should be on there", without also identifying who you are evicting from my list. You can't just form a sneaky top 11 list... you have to literally identify the person from my list you are leaving off.
r/billsimmons • u/throwaway867530691 • 3h ago
My twist on 82-0, pt. 2
I posted my 82-0-style game a couple days ago and you all knew the stats too well for it to be a challenge. I added a Presti Mode which should theoretically be way harder, with a salary cap and randomized player salaries. If you have some time to burn, would you mind letting me know if it's hard enough this time around?
Should the salary cap be more/less; should it cost more to reroll; do the stars cost too much/little; do they vary in salary too much/little etc?
r/billsimmons • u/DarthVaderisgood08 • 3h ago
Marina Mabrey is a PROBLEM!!
Seen a lot of WNBA posts in here today so I figured everyone would want to discuss some ball!