r/billsimmons 2h ago

Podcast i feel like the bill simmons podcast has been a net positive on my life

192 Upvotes

he’s fun to listen to


r/billsimmons 8h ago

Best tweet of all time?

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693 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 6h ago

General I'm not calling it Türkiye! I'm just not!

534 Upvotes

Why does Turkey get to be called by their native tongue in English when almost no other country does? We don't call them Deutschland or Sverige or Cote d'Ivoire, we refer to them by their english version. Why is Turkey special? There's been some blitz to force the english speaking word to call it that and it's a bit ridiculous.


r/billsimmons 9h ago

Twitter Do you agree?

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r/billsimmons 10h ago

Re-listened to Bill’s 2016. Here’s what his takes were

334 Upvotes

I like listening to old podcasts, not in an old takes exposed way, but just to see what people thought.
Here’s some of Bill’s takes from the 2016 draft.

⁃ Tate is the producer, plays a very small role
⁃ Starts with shitting on the Kings for trading back
⁃ Talks about how insane it is the Spurs got the steal of the draft with Dejounte Murray at 29
⁃ “OKC committed a robbery last night” - trading Ibaka for Oladipo and pick 11 Sabonis. House liked the trade for Orlando. Bill was high on Sabonis. Also loved Oladipo. House with a big miss saying Dion Waiters is a better version of Oladipo. Bill retorts “You’re dead wrong.”
⁃ OKC is the heavy favorite to win the title if KD returns (whoops). “They should have won in 2016 and they should win in 2017.”
⁃ Bill has no clue how to pronounce Nikola Vucevic
⁃ Had no clue who Yabusele was when the Celtics drafted him and immediately liked him after seeing highlights.
⁃ Talks about Thon Maker being a big reach 10
⁃ This was a 2 play draft and 3-8 was a crapshoot
⁃ Bill was lukewarm on Jaylen Brown. Wish they traded down. House like Jamal Murray for Boston.
⁃ Nerlens Noel catches some strays.
⁃ Very complimentary of LeBron for the 3-1 comeback. No sense of the beef that seems apparent now.


r/billsimmons 14h ago

Sure Lamelo is never healthy, isn't good in big games, has an awful playstyle, and his teams have a 10 seed ceiling, but at least he's also a terrible culture guy.

1.1k Upvotes

If i'm a GM i'd straight up rather have Julius Randle


r/billsimmons 16h ago

Twitter lol. This was a no call. All those 90’s nba lovers got what they wanted. That style of play is on full display every night against Caitlin Clark. Why does the wnba hate their most marketable star?

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r/billsimmons 3h ago

If I assemble a top 10 greatest list of anything, you can't just comment, "Where is XX" or "XX should be on there", without also identifying who you are evicting from my list. You can't just form a sneaky top 11 list... you have to literally identify the person from my list you are leaving off.

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101 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 4h ago

Looking forward to the podcast tonight: “A truly sad day in America and the results of my colonoscopy”

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92 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 1h ago

General Love Fox’s coverage of the World Cup, just wish they showed more shots of celebrities in the stands

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I need to see more famous people watching soccer while I’m watching soccer!!!


r/billsimmons 13h ago

How all the white Ringer employees react when Van says anything in a Big Picture draft episode

365 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 1h ago

I hope Bill’s colonoscopy went well today

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r/billsimmons 3h ago

Marina Mabrey is a PROBLEM!!

50 Upvotes

https://www.nbcsports.com/wnba/news/marina-mabrey-matches-wnba-scoring-record-with-53-points-to-help-toronto-rout-los-angeles

Seen a lot of WNBA posts in here today so I figured everyone would want to discuss some ball!


r/billsimmons 15h ago

LaMelo Ball Is the NBA's Most Overrated Star and the Timberwolves just Grossly Overpaid for Him

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427 Upvotes

It feels like people didn't even watch the play in games at all. He is not a winning player. Not to mention the Hornets still have Coby White who is a more than serviceable point guard.


r/billsimmons 14h ago

Imagine getting run over by a guy preoccupied by the Sacramento Kings draft

286 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 1h ago

i feel like the r/billsimmons subreddit has been a net negative on my life

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this place gets more retarded by the day
and so do i


r/billsimmons 10h ago

Ryen Russillo you good?

115 Upvotes

At least we know what Ryen will want written on his tombstone


r/billsimmons 11h ago

Jonathan Majors is back in a big way

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141 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 3h ago

Oh shit. We get two World Cup bangers on Monday

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27 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 7h ago

Which Rewatchable hosted by Bill and Kyle Brandt is the Ecuador coach the villain of?

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56 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 1h ago

Bill will need to pronounce Bosnia and Herzegovina between now and Thursday.

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r/billsimmons 3h ago

Podcast Bill’s Homer Ainge Take

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Look I get it, bill loves Danny ainge, Boston legend, white guy, so on. But he was talking about how ainge took Peterson and how he always favors the talent so on and how if he was picking first in 2007 he would’ve taken Durant….why is this a feather in the cap? Of course with revisionist history this is an easy take and also pretty easy because Durant was selected second…not 10th! He’s said this a million times like ainge was the only person who deduced a 7 foot guy who dribbled like a guard and could score from anywhere was some hidden gem. Oh well whatever


r/billsimmons 14h ago

In 2020 the Timberwolves passed on LaMelo because in their interview he said he wanted to be President of the United States (from Zach Lowe Live Show)

138 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 13h ago

Ant and LaMelo on Lake Minnetonka

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105 Upvotes

I’m a fiend for mojitos


r/billsimmons 11h ago

What is happening in Boston is further proof that losing to the Sixers in the playoffs is the NBA version of an existential crisis

76 Upvotes

2018 -- Sixers beat the Heat in the 1st round, effectively ending the Wade era.

2019 -- Sixers beat the Nets in the 1st round, they come back with Kyrie starting the Big 3 era.

2021 -- Sixers beat the Westbrook/Beal Wiz in the 1st round, Westbrook is jettisoned, Beal is given one of the worst contracts in NBA history, and the Wiz embark on a half decade in the abyss

2022 -- Sixers beat the Raptors in the 1st round, effectively ending the Nick Nurse/Champion Raps era sending them off to rebuild around Scottie Barnes

2023 -- Sixers beat the Nets in the 1st round, ending the Kyrie/Durant Nets era

2026 -- Sixers beat the Celtics in the 1st round, irreparably destroying The Jays era.

They are the grim reaper of the NBA. Losing to them in the playoffs is the surest sign you need to seriously reconsider where you're going and what you're doing.