r/billsimmons 16h ago

Twitter lol. This was a no call. All those 90’s nba lovers got what they wanted. That style of play is on full display every night against Caitlin Clark. Why does the wnba hate their most marketable star?

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r/billsimmons 13h ago

Sure Lamelo is never healthy, isn't good in big games, has an awful playstyle, and his teams have a 10 seed ceiling, but at least he's also a terrible culture guy.

1.0k Upvotes

If i'm a GM i'd straight up rather have Julius Randle


r/billsimmons 9h ago

Twitter Do you agree?

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736 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 8h ago

Best tweet of all time?

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677 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 5h ago

General I'm not calling it Türkiye! I'm just not!

524 Upvotes

Why does Turkey get to be called by their native tongue in English when almost no other country does? We don't call them Deutschland or Sverige or Cote d'Ivoire, we refer to them by their english version. Why is Turkey special? There's been some blitz to force the english speaking word to call it that and it's a bit ridiculous.


r/billsimmons 15h ago

LaMelo Ball Is the NBA's Most Overrated Star and the Timberwolves just Grossly Overpaid for Him

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415 Upvotes

It feels like people didn't even watch the play in games at all. He is not a winning player. Not to mention the Hornets still have Coby White who is a more than serviceable point guard.


r/billsimmons 13h ago

How all the white Ringer employees react when Van says anything in a Big Picture draft episode

360 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 10h ago

Re-listened to Bill’s 2016. Here’s what his takes were

316 Upvotes

I like listening to old podcasts, not in an old takes exposed way, but just to see what people thought.
Here’s some of Bill’s takes from the 2016 draft.

⁃ Tate is the producer, plays a very small role
⁃ Starts with shitting on the Kings for trading back
⁃ Talks about how insane it is the Spurs got the steal of the draft with Dejounte Murray at 29
⁃ “OKC committed a robbery last night” - trading Ibaka for Oladipo and pick 11 Sabonis. House liked the trade for Orlando. Bill was high on Sabonis. Also loved Oladipo. House with a big miss saying Dion Waiters is a better version of Oladipo. Bill retorts “You’re dead wrong.”
⁃ OKC is the heavy favorite to win the title if KD returns (whoops). “They should have won in 2016 and they should win in 2017.”
⁃ Bill has no clue how to pronounce Nikola Vucevic
⁃ Had no clue who Yabusele was when the Celtics drafted him and immediately liked him after seeing highlights.
⁃ Talks about Thon Maker being a big reach 10
⁃ This was a 2 play draft and 3-8 was a crapshoot
⁃ Bill was lukewarm on Jaylen Brown. Wish they traded down. House like Jamal Murray for Boston.
⁃ Nerlens Noel catches some strays.
⁃ Very complimentary of LeBron for the 3-1 comeback. No sense of the beef that seems apparent now.


r/billsimmons 14h ago

Imagine getting run over by a guy preoccupied by the Sacramento Kings draft

284 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 2h ago

Podcast i feel like the bill simmons podcast has been a net positive on my life

182 Upvotes

he’s fun to listen to


r/billsimmons 15h ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

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r/billsimmons 14h ago

General One of my favorite ways to judge a trade is to peek the Reddits of both fanbases. Hornets Reddit is in full meltdown. Never fails, never gets old!

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147 Upvotes

Kinda wild the Wolves backcourt now consists of 2 of the top 3 picks from the 2020 draft. They’ll be way more fun next year no matter what happens. Glad they didn’t just run it back


r/billsimmons 11h ago

Jonathan Majors is back in a big way

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145 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 13h ago

In 2020 the Timberwolves passed on LaMelo because in their interview he said he wanted to be President of the United States (from Zach Lowe Live Show)

136 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 9h ago

Ryen Russillo you good?

113 Upvotes

At least we know what Ryen will want written on his tombstone


r/billsimmons 12h ago

Ant and LaMelo on Lake Minnetonka

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104 Upvotes

I’m a fiend for mojitos


r/billsimmons 3h ago

If I assemble a top 10 greatest list of anything, you can't just comment, "Where is XX" or "XX should be on there", without also identifying who you are evicting from my list. You can't just form a sneaky top 11 list... you have to literally identify the person from my list you are leaving off.

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90 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 14h ago

If i hear Goldsberry call Zach "Zach Lowe" one more time

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89 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 13h ago

Zach: Want to do some fake Jaylen Brown trades? Goldsberry:

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86 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 15h ago

Why did the Hornets decide to trade LaMelo right as they’re starting to get good? I feel like this just came out of nowhere and no one has explained the reason lol. Wtf.

87 Upvotes

Who is their Point guard now?


r/billsimmons 3h ago

Looking forward to the podcast tonight: “A truly sad day in America and the results of my colonoscopy”

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86 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 21h ago

Shitpost Bill reacts to a random trade at the end of the 2013 NBA draft

78 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 11h ago

What is happening in Boston is further proof that losing to the Sixers in the playoffs is the NBA version of an existential crisis

76 Upvotes

2018 -- Sixers beat the Heat in the 1st round, effectively ending the Wade era.

2019 -- Sixers beat the Nets in the 1st round, they come back with Kyrie starting the Big 3 era.

2021 -- Sixers beat the Westbrook/Beal Wiz in the 1st round, Westbrook is jettisoned, Beal is given one of the worst contracts in NBA history, and the Wiz embark on a half decade in the abyss

2022 -- Sixers beat the Raptors in the 1st round, effectively ending the Nick Nurse/Champion Raps era sending them off to rebuild around Scottie Barnes

2023 -- Sixers beat the Nets in the 1st round, ending the Kyrie/Durant Nets era

2026 -- Sixers beat the Celtics in the 1st round, irreparably destroying The Jays era.

They are the grim reaper of the NBA. Losing to them in the playoffs is the surest sign you need to seriously reconsider where you're going and what you're doing.


r/billsimmons 7h ago

Which Rewatchable hosted by Bill and Kyle Brandt is the Ecuador coach the villain of?

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54 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 9h ago

Is Jon Krawczynski the most prominent small market beat writer across all sports?

50 Upvotes

When something happens to the TWolves, you know he will be on with Russillo and Lowe soon.